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2011

01

Mar

January Jones Dog Walker of the Day

I am changing the site to be the official January Jones dog walking fan site.

Yeah – it will officially make this site the most boring, disappointing place to visit on your internet journey…but I feel compelled to this shit for some reason I call her tits….

That for some reason she rarely shows when walking her dogs….but for some reason I still download and upload the pictures

So here’s the latest set of her not as hot as she looks in photoshoots or at events…cuz she’s one of those bitches who needs professionals to make her look hot..but lucky for her, guys will fuck anything, especially when it isn’t fat or when it is on TV and has the media’s stamp of approval…

Here are the newest dog walking pics.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

01

Mar

Anja Rubik Bikini Photoshoot for Vogue Australia of the Day

Hot polish model Anja Rubik is in Vogue Australia….definitely not naked enough for my liking…but they never really are…I mean even when a bitch is naked and spread eagle on stage next to my face while I sit on pervert’s row at the strip club, I’m still not fully satisfired…..even when I’m having sex with hookers, I’m never fully satisfied. So either I’m desensitized or gay…..but not gay enough to not dig this bitch in pictures even if they coulda been better…with a lot less bikini waxing…and a lot more hipster fashionista bush…

Here’s the less interesting….

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2011

01

Mar

Creepy Man With a Camera Versus a Bikini of the Day

I only post these videos as a warning to all the hot girls who read my site that you aren’t ever safe…there are a lot of fucking perverts out there…ones who can’t get laid ever..who got bored of masturbation a decade ago and need to step things up by trying to connect the fantasy to girls they see in real life…and a camera is the only way how….I mean that or dudes figure they can sell these voyeur clips to other websites and make a living being the James Bond of bitches in bikinis….but what the fuck do I know…I mean that or dudes like looking at girls in bikinis always…so it is only natural to build customized bags to film the shit with….

I don’t know, the whole thing is weird…here’s the proof…

Posted in:amateur

2011

01

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Breaks Chairs of the Day

As a fat man who is married to an even fatter chick….I’ve seen my fair share of fat person versus furniture….that includes being unable to fit in the fucking thing on the bus, or in other public places cuz they don’t factor in obesity into their design…or having the thing break from under us….so they can pretend Kardashian breaking the chair is a prank…you know a defective chair…while I know that’s just a cover-up for her actually breaking the chair cuz she’s fatness….fatness I’d probably ask to taste the parts of her she can’t wash properly cuz her hands don’t reach – cuz I am disgusting…

Here’s a video rendition of what you can expect to see on her show when it actually hits TV…instead of the press releases images announcing this smut publicity stunt like it’s news that I’m posting here…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

01

Mar

Dancing With The Stars New Contestants of the Day

Dancing with the Stars – the place people who were people who were once on TV go to die…The last hurrah before imprending career suicide….who think that maybe this will put them into the spotlight and reinvent their careers – despite the fact that it hasn’t dont that for any contestant in the last decade – but instead is just popular cuz it’s where the general public go to point and laugh cuz we like seeing celebs at their worse….It makes us feel better about our shitty selves…

Here are some of the contestents they announced….

Tsunami Survivor and Boyfriend Killer Petra Nemcova….

Kirstie Alley to See If Her Heart Explodes into a fiery mess of butter, chocolate, pastries and fried food as she starts to break a sweat….clearly hoping for Kelly Osbourne effect, probably gonna end up with the Bernie Mac…..

Wendy Williams to keep shit loud and annoying….filled with forced tears and contrived drama…hoping it will increase ratings…

Kendra brings the needed trash….you know cuz the sex tape wasn’t bottom feeding enough for her….

Posted in:DWTS

2011

01

Mar

Tom Hanks Toddlers and Tiara’s for Jimmy Kimmel of the Day

Nice to see that I’m not the only person into Sexy Baby contests….Jon Benet just put me over the edge….I’m just fucking around…I am just annoyed that people think “DrunkenStepfather” means I rape my stepdaughters…when really it should mean I don’t provide for them because I am too busy spending their mother’s money on buying me more drink and hookers who let me ejaculate in them….Not anywhere on the site does it say anything about molesting family…even if they deserve it or even if you want to give them the gift of repressed memories that haunt them from ever wanting an intimate relationship due to an inability to ever trust a man….you know making lesbbians one midnight bedroom visit at a time…but I’m not into that shit…

I am however into spotting talent, and whoever they hired to play Tom Hanks in this Jimmy Kimmel viral is easilyg gonna be the next Justin Beaver.

That said…Jimmy Kimmel’s viral videos bring hope that Funny Or Die isn’t the home of celebrities in stupid skits and I’d like to thank him for that.

Posted in:Tom Hanks

2011

01

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest in stepNEWS that may or may not be news or not cuz I don’t really pay attention to what’s going on in the world today. I feel that putting blinders on makes everything more fun. I just don’t use the word “government” or “Terrorist” in any facebook messages…I just want to stay below the radar cuz the government scares me….I blame Michael Moore.

Here’s the news…

Youth Prison Guard Sex Assault Lawsuit
A guard-counselor at a state youth prison in Chino was found liable in civil trial for sexually assaulting a number of inmates, Gay….

FDNY: Voodoo Sex Ceremony Candles Caused Fatal Fire
Candles used in a voodoo sex ceremony ignited a fast-moving fire that swept through a Brooklyn apartment building on the evening of February 19 and into early February 20, 2011, and killed a woman, according to FDNY fire marshals and a city official.

Man Claims He Was Attacked at DC Metro Station
Robert Joy’s front teeth are gone. He has stitches on his upper lip and a bloodshot eye. His troubles started outside the Suitland Metro Station after he saw someone else being attacked.

Nurse Busted in Internet Sex Sting
He was trusted with people’s lives and now a valley nurse faces some serious charges after an internet sex sting.

Best Workout Class Ever….How Did I Miss THis One….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

01

Mar

Foxy Brown is a Classy Young Ladyy with Big Gutter Tits of the Day

Here’s Inga DeCarlo Fung Marchand, btter known as Foxy Brown…I don’t remember if I ever got off to this bitch in video in the 90s….I have a feeling I had the internet at the time and didn’t need music videos anymore, but I am ready to get off to this bitch now…

From her fake eyes, to her big tits getting scratched cuz they are itchy, to a mic propped proper to make me distract me from the rest of her mess….and I am pretty sure I am in love with this gutter shit…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Foxy Brown

2011

01

Mar

Quentin Tarantino Falls of the Day

Tarantino fell. Who fucking cares. It is more fun if the person who falls is wearing a skirt and no panties….cuz at least that way we can fantasize about raping them. I’m just kidding. Rape fantsies are weird…especially when looking at pics of Tarantino falling on his face….

Posted in:Quentin Tarantino

2011

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I should be on spring break, banging passed out coeds after pretending to be the hotel janitor. I should have found a way to make that happen. I hear it is Mardi Gras on Saturday. I should be there. Banging passed out coeds after pretending to be the janitor. It’s a herpes party all over the world…and I am sick, poor and on my couch listening to my wife pound down a bag of chips.

I can’t even have a drink tonight to numb me cuz it hurts too much and that’s usually my guage of how serious this is.

Here are my stepLINKS….not that you care, cuz you motherfuckers are out there banging passed out college pussy, drinking under the sun, and too busy to click my fucking links.

Assholes.

Old Lady Bikini Pussy
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And Now, The Best Piece of Art EVER
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Better than your stinky fucking stinky fucking
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Old Man Robs ATM
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Taylor Momsen Performs With Her Half Naked Friend
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I Am Gonna Cry When All This Charlie Sheen Awesomeness Ends
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Katy Price’s Trashy Cleavage is as Trashy as Ever
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The 10 Sexiest Women At The Oscars
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Mila Kunis’s Tits Are Pretty Much on Display and I Like It
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Now That’s How you Rip a Vagina in Half
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Take a Vacation, Get Laid
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25 Sports Babes We Need Back in Our Lives
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Web Cam Sluts, Now That’s What I’m Talking About
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Because Everyone Should Keep Toys on Hand
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Helena Bonham Carter Shuts Down the Oscars with Her Bitch Please Look and I Love It
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UK DJ Jo Whiley Panty Upskirt
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Emma Stone Brings the Hotness
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Kelly Brook, Lily Aldridge, Victoria Moore, Adriana Lima, Jenna Pieterse Oh My
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Lohan’s Pale Titties Just Because
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These Titties Are Lopsided
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Hates Handicapped People
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I Always Love a Facebook Amateur
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Drunk, Naked chick Dancing. Nuff Said
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Gallery of Sluts Peeing (NSFW)
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Princess Love, Jeny Romero & Cyn Santana…Wow
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The Independant Spirit Awards > The Oscars, If Only For the Junk Grabbing that Went On
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And Now, The Roundest Ass on the Planet
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Melanie Scott and Veronica Vasquez Get It On
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Lindsay Lohan Doing Smut! Putting Out Book Of Naked LiLo Photos!
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Katie Holmes is the Walking Dead
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Say Hello to Bibi (NSFW)
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Space Shuttle Launch: Viewed From an Airplane – Kinda Cool – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Hot Asian
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Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Batman and Cat Woman Orgy Cartoon…Uh Ohhh
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Introducing BoneTown: The Most Explicit Adults Only Game Ever
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Get a Load of Kayla Love (NSFW)
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Fail Kick Fail Whoops – VIDEO
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Jeopardy Supercomputer Becomes Self-Aware
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Nicole Scherzinger Looks Like an Alien
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Kate Moss is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Emma Roberts Looks Hot Pumping Gas
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Sofia Vergara In Some See Through Looking Dress
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Demi Moore Shouldn’t Do This
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A Hot Pussy In A Bikini
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