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2022

10

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipple of the Day

In terms of hard nipples, there was a time when I could get off to a set of hard nipples alone. It was a simpler time, one of a homesteading prospector living in the disconnected world, with no cellular phone giving me ball cancer in my pocket to check in with my friends, where it was just me and my surroundings, my friends, not that I ever had friends, I’m not a likeable person, but you gt what I am saying…….porn wasn’t available at a click of a button on devices I had around the house, it was a magazine, a VHS, both you’d get way too much use out of, so that when you came across a set of hard nips in school, at work, on the bus, in the park, at a party….it was enough for you to get off….and as you know with hard nips, some girls are just prone to always having them, making them to go-to person to be around, to capture as much of the content you could, with your mind not your cinema grade quality camera on your phone giving you ball cancer in your pocket.

Elsa Hosk is top tier model pussy, even after having a baby sharted out of her twat, an her mom nips, probably no longer milk filled, but if they were I’d buy a gallon like I was a schizo lifter on twitter for the HGH……

She’s also in bikini and it’s pretty fucking wonderful.

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2022

10

Aug

Stella Maxwell Pussy Print of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the social climbing hipster model who I first saw in a Terry Richardson shoot where she had wonky ass hipster titties and looked like a straight up dude on estrogen, but for whatever reason, she decided to go full bimbo, land Victoria’s Secret, probably because she was being human trafficked, or involved in other suspicious behavior, hence her fetish for fucking famous chicks, you know like KRISTEN STEWART..and Bella Hadid and Miley Cyrus, there have been a bunch of normie industry girls rumored to have sat on this face.

She is in Ibiza on some yacht with Irina Shayk, who may be bankrolling the whole thing with her prostitution money, or her child support, but there’s always a rich dude behind yachts with models on it.

But child support, modeling and sucking dick for a dollar is basically same same. They are being fancy and luxurious in these times to just say “Fuck you, losers who aren’t as hot as us”.

Stella’s outfit hugs her pussy harder than an emotionally broken Kristen Stewart probably did, and that’s always fun to look at on PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY, but being a skinny model means the pussy isn’t fat enough to chew on like cud..or VISUALIZE yourself chewing on like cud…….do people visualize chewing cud when eating pussy. I assume it’s a thing.

Point of the story, lesbian fetish model is still looking hot, but I like tall skinny models who probably diddle Irina Shayk in a date rape setting while drunk in luxurious settings.

Sydney Sweeney in Cotton of the Day

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How colonialist of her, supporting a fabric that fuelled the SLAVE TRADE, typical white privilege.

Did you hear her complain about how she needs to film more than one movie a year, which is such a bummer even though it is her job, in order to support her celebrity life, because she just doesn’t make enough money being the trending celebrity of the times, at least compared to the only fans girls, some who get less nude that she does, meaning she bought into the wrong money grubbing bucket, but thanks to celebrity crossing over into social media, she’ll be able to transition into self produced porn easily and as hollywood scrambles to figure out what people want to watch, she’ll still get the shitty pay days from the movies, so her crying broke in these inflationary times, despite Biden saying inflation was 0% in July, affect us all and turn all whores into actual whores…..

The viral, created by the industry, who surprised us with huge tits when it was the right time, since I had seen her in a few things prior to Euphoria and didn’t even notice her tits, just nothing but inbred ceiling eyes is in a campaign for a brand based on Cotton, which she is making more money than you’ve made in 5 years combined, but bitch will still cry poor because people are greedy, materialistic, empty scumbags.

I actually like Sydney Sweeney, mainly for her tits on her small frame, her acting is pretty bullshit and she’d make a hell of a lot more money putting household objects in her ass on OnlyFans, but she has decided to take the hit, make less money, by showing her tits on TV, even though everyone knows selling nudes is the future and TV is not, so she’ll cross over to the nude selling world, she’s already naked all the time, she might as well make actual money doing it, it’s not like her acting will ever get her to Meryl Streeps’ creepy satanic level……that era is done.

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2022

10

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Fatties have vaginas too, it just takes more work to find them…

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2022

10

Aug

Idiot Dancers and Other Videos of the Day

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Flexible Leg behind Head

Hand Walk

What Time is It.

Miss Fixit

She’s Got Legs

Big Broad

Military Girls

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2022

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yeah i still have a website, yeah, no one reads it……SO WHAT. Jerk.

I do girl content, but big tech hates girl content, THOSE TOXIC MASCULINE MISOGYNISTS they call it Porno content, even if it isn’t Porno content, if this is porno content, it’s the worse porno content around, but since big tech hates women and thinks it is porno content, I have missed out on millions of dollars, seriously, as stupid as that sounds, it is true……I can’t promote shit on social, I get deleted, I couldn’t run google ads when it was paying big money, I couldn’t do youtube monetization……

AND it is all because Big Tech Hates women, which I always thought was funny, since the dot com billionaires, the high paid execs, the ad agency owners and directors, are all the biggest perverts trying to get wrist deep in questionable whores or underage whores because they can afford to…..yet 9 – 5, for the sake of the business and maintaining a bullshit lie of an image, while jerking off to their secretary’s legs in their office, they say “titty sites are so vulgar, make sure we don’t advertise on any of those”……fucking goofs.

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2022

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just wish that every employee of the IRS or whatever tax organization robs the citizens of their hard earned money said “wait a minute, we’re fucking assholes” and stood up, walked out, and quit…

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2022

09

Aug

Margot Robbie Disappoints in a Bikini of the Day

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I know that Margot Robbie is one of the mind control puppets they use to manipulate the masses with, you know the “celebrity chick” that all dudes think is SOOOO HOT, and if you don’t subscribe to that propaganda, you are considered some kind of faggot, even though they are also pushing the gay agenda, and probably want you in bath houses taking 3 dicks a week for multiple years, until your asshole prolapses, or you get overtaken by parasites they call STDs…….

So in being a top tier distraction, clickbait, fanboy fodder, “girl in the red dress” to keep the idiot slaves well behaved and not paying attention, she’s managed to have a pretty impressive career, they basically put her in everything and it sure isn’t because she knows how to act, seriously, she’s awful when you watch her objectively, it was just to get her in top billing, so that she can increase her celebrirty, her price and her wealth…..

She was hot in Wolf of Wall Street, because she was naked, but there are so many hotter naked chicks out there who never become Margot Robbie…….therefore she is fucking scam, she is fake news and all your boners for her and by design by the matrix you’re plugged into.

If you don’t believe me, check out her luxury bikini vacation on a yacht cuz she’s rich and fancy, it’s pretty uneventful, if it wasn’t your favorite Harley Quinn besides Lady Gaga, you nerd fuck loser, you’d think this was your mom living her best life.

Totally, disappointing, but I’ve known she wasn’t hot for A LONG fucking time, you see, you should listen to me, I’m always right.

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2022

09

Aug

Samara Weaving Nude of the Day

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Samara Weaving is naked in the snow, so either this is old as shit, or she’s gone to the Southern Hemisphere to celebrate their winter by stripping down and showing the world what I guess is considered a SMOL butt, but not a bad butt, it’s a solid looking butt…

Samara Weaving is a hot blonde actress from Australia where they breed these Hollywood women. Her dad is some writer director who has only done one movie, which will assume was trade off for his daughter, you know a dowry, the modern goat…..a “give us your daughter and we will give you funding for your dumb ass project about a music competition you fucking loser fuck, but at least your sperm made a hot SMOL butt, and WHY do this idiot generation call SMALL SMOL, it’s fucking stupid, just write small, you cutesy illiterates with your invented words annoy me”.

So yeah, Samara Weaving apparently nude, with no distinguishing features, no tattoos, no anything to identify the body with means it really could be anyone….but we’ll assume it Samara because that’s what I’ve been told by the internet and I believe EVERYTHING I am fed on the Internet.

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2022

09

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits can be as incredible as big sloppy comical sized clown tits, because they are tits.

I have never subscribed to tiny tits being an inferior tits as I love all tits, especially in my face, but I am very much about natural everything, not polluting ourselves with chemicals that they love to pollute us with, like stupid rubber tits that can only cause inflammation and sickness in the dumb bitches who get them thinking their lives will be better, which in a lot of cases it probably ends up being better, because society has tricked people into thinking big tits lead to opportunity, so by suggestion alone, big tit leads to more opportunity, making girls with hot tiny tits sacrifice those tits in hopes of a better tomorrow, when totally not needing to sacrifice anything, because tiny tits are hot too…….and dudes are weak and will fold for any girl, even those who don’t have tits, just look at all the praise Olivia Newton John has got since dying of Breast Cancer she’s had for 30 years…….titless and still able to win hearts.

So this is a celebration that TINY TIT LIVES MATTER and more tiny tit girls need TINY TIT PRIDE, because ALL tit is TIT, even the gross ones.