Sexting with married chicks is so much work. I don’t know what it is but they are so miserable in their existences that they sit at home, while their husband is at home with them, sneaking to the bathroom to show me their pussies and to beg me to get them fucked…it’s really weird… You’d […]

Thanks to the facebook reminders – on this day 2 years ago – I was let out of facebook quarantine for making some joke that someone found offensive. I think I told someone I would rape them or that I wanted them to be raped and that word was a trigger for the fascists at […]

I found my only fan…she was on instagram and really excited I followed her….so I asked for ass pics…when you find a fan, milk it for whatever you can get, and amazingly she me all these ass pics…and I was like damn…it’s good being an ex internet famous – but not that internet famous website […]

I wonder how many women or men repressed by Christianity have secretly jerked off to the Image of Jesus on the Cross….but couldn’t admit it to anyone because that’s worse than having sex with your family members…or really anything else you could masturbate to….provided you’re a christian.. I used to know a girl who went […]

Sometimes I jerk off in public…girls just get me so fired up and I love the danger…I’ve been arrested 10 times…but I’ve always gotten off…much to the cops dismay…you know…something to do with AIDS or some shit… Yes..bad comedy…I know…but I blame the internet and social media to creating a hot bed of bad comedy…as […]

Trying to get pee videos from bi polar disorder girls on your tinder…who claim they see black men in their bedroom every time they masturbate….but it’s really PTSD from being gang raped by their black uncle and his friends…is harder than it should be… Here are some stepLINKS… Miley Cyrus and her N.W.A. Birthday CLICK […]

The only emails I get are from girls who want me to remove nude pics that I’ve posted – or that are posted in the stepFORUM ….because they either found Jesus, found a husband, or are trying to find a job….and they have second thoughts about their nudes they took years earlier… I generally respond […]

When you’re on public transit and you feel something rubbing up against you….and you think it may be the girl next to you – only to look at see it’s some homeless looking street kids dread locked rat tail…just a singular massively long dread lock….tickling your neck…you remember why you don’t like public transit… To […]

A Tinder girl told me that I spend a really long time drawing out a really bad joke….and that was based on a series of 3 messages I sent her about our romance….I wonder what she’d think if she saw the site and the 12 years, 40,000 posts dedicated to drawing out this really bad […]