Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica. You can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same […]
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2018
22
Mar
Courtney Stodden’s Massive Tits of the Day
Courtney Stodden’s bolt on tits that look liked they got bolted on by a one armed, possibly blind, maybe brain injured plastic surgeon, were let out to breath recently, and while wondering how this woman is capable of breathing or going through life with these things strapped to her chest, part of me feels inspired…inspired […]
2018
08
Mar
Courtney Stodden Scary Tits of the Day
Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica. She’s living the tabloid dream, or was for a long enough time, before having to go back to sex work…but still you can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever […]
2017
21
Dec
Courtney Stodden’s Spread Ass of the Day
Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica. You can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same […]
2017
20
Nov
Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day
This Thanksgiving, my biggest life regret that I give thanks for, because without life regrets I would be able to harbour the anger that is in my core to lash out on these low level fame whores, and really top level fame whores, all fame whoring while marketing people promote them, for middle american retards […]
2017
17
Nov
Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump of the Day
Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….but she is showing off her clown tits…and based on the success of […]
2017
18
Oct
Courtney Stodden On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day
Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good…. Sure she may be a useless, clown of a person, you know […]
2017
29
Aug
Courtney Stodden is 23 Now of the Day
Lol. Apparently the “teen bride” who was 40 at the time, is officially 23 years old today…because it is her birthday, so everyone….praise one of the most important people who has entered our lives…through tabloids…being ultimately irrelevant.
2017
01
May
Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day
The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who […]
2017
17
Apr
Courtney Stodden Titty Flash at Disney of the Day
Seeing her plastic / jacked up face trying to emote – is hilarious… The wind when she already looks like she’s in a wind tunnel – is hilarious… Courtney Stodden is no joke though, I mean maybe she is…but I like it… I like that she’s porning up the most magical place on earth, because […]