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2010

18

Oct

Lindsay Strutt See Through Underwear for some 2011 Calendar of the Day

I don’t know who any of these fucking UK whores who get famous for being what I would expect to find in a stripclub, leading me to believe that people int he UK are a little behind on the trend of technology and still too busy spending their days sweeping chimneys to afford to pay for their rotten tooth fat chain smoking wife who works at the post office and their flat that has no hot water cuz it hasn’t been updated since it was built in the 1600s instead of using computers and other complicated shit because that’d be the only reason they’d have for a fuckin’ calendar of trashy looking whores who get way too much recognition in the UK since the 90s and that I am only posting becuase you can kinda see her stripping lookin’ twat, cuz that’s all these “Galmour Models” are…a subculture of white trash…for a culture of chimeny sweepers and factory workers….Enjoy…

Posted in:Lindsay Strutt

2010

18

Oct

Ruta Gedamintas and India Wadsworth Lesbian Tit on TV of the Day

So BBC is taking the same approach as HBO and throwing some titty into the mix of their new trendy show about lesbians called Lip Service which is a pretty funny name, one of those subtle double entendres or whatever the fuck they are called, cuz pussy is made up of lip and lesbians are all about servicing that lip….

This is the softcore lesbian sex scene that neglected to show lip, something I am sure everyone wanted to see, but they did show some titty and sometimes that’s good enough….especially after sitting through a lesbian drama, something I’d hate to do to myself because lesbians in everyday life piss me off…the hot ones are cockteases and liars who just won’t fuck me or who are going through a phase and the other ones are just bull dyke monsters who want to rip my dick off….

So I’m glad someone else went to the trouble of pulling out the good parts…even if they aren’t that good and that I’ve never heard of either of these ethnic sounding pussies….

Posted in:India Wadsworth|Ruta Gedamintas

2010

18

Oct

Ieva Laguna’s Fake Tits in an Amazing Vogue Germany Shoot of the Day

These pictures of some model named Ieva Laguna are from a recent Vogue Germany shoot where she put on a fake novelty bra and fake novelty titties to make her look like some busty cartoon character you’ve probably jerked off to….

I think the whole thing is aweseome, partially because I like flat chested model looking girls like pretending in a funny way to have tits, but also like flat chested girls who wear push up bras to trick the world in some false marketing shit that leads to unhappy one night stands…..but I also love the prosthetic tit they are using because of the big built in hard nipple.

These are far more advanced than the blow up tits this dude in highschool bought at gag shop that had nipples and strapped on like a bikini top that became a weird obsession….he’d constantly show them off to everyone, and one day he got caught wearing it in the lockerroom while jock friends practiced titty fucking on him, in some kind of highly homosexual mastermind plan to get to see all his friends’ cocks without them realizing shit was homosexual masterminded….only these pictures are way less traumatic or twisted and a lot more fun and erotic than the ones I can’t get erased from my head of those dudes when I accidentally walked in on them…..

Either way, miserable story or not, this shoot is pretty awesome….and here are the pics…

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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

What better way than to start the day with idiots who managed to get themselves on TV by just being themselves. No glitz or glam of Hollywood, no casting couch blowjobs, no marketing team or PR people to create some marketable lie about them, just real deal idiots involved in some authentic shit that wasn’t corporate strategy to get them noticed….

Brett Favre’s Crotch Nailed by Football

Brett Favre was nailed in the family jewels on the practice squad. ouch.

Offspring of Kenyan Paligamist Using Facebook to Unite Cuz Facebook Connects People….

Apple Patents Anti-Sexting App

Lakers Girl Smashed in Kings / Lakers Game

Woman Arrested for Threatening to Blow Up a Wal-Mart Over Prescription

A Connecticut woman desperate for amphetamines was taken down at a Wal-Mart after threatening to blow the store up.

Michigan Man’s Dog Comes Back to Life

A man was forced to put his dog down, but after the vet administered shots, the dog came back to life

NC Grocery Clerk Grabs Gun from Robber

TX Mom Murders Daughter’s Boyfriend with Bleach and Hammer

Year-Long Boy on Boy Rape Ring Busted in Michigan Trailer Park

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

When shopping with a girl you want to bang, or at least see naked putting on a vagina puppet show, for a gift for her friend who just gave birth to her first kid in a kid’s store, do not ask the clerk where the lingerie section is, and when you get the reaction you expected to get, end it there, don’t go into a rant about how kids these days are starting their fuck younger and younger and how you wouldn’t be surprised if pre-school was actually where the salad tossing parties Oprah had a show on have gone leading to pediatric gynochologists giving papsmears before kids know how to handwrite papsmear….

It will result in you having to walk back to your fat, disguting, disabled wife, where you spend your nights counting the seconds between her breaths…and smelling the crusted on feces on her skin cuz she can’t wipe…cuz that’s the life you made for yourself and really the life you fucking deserve…that’s why you fucking drink….

Today’s just been a shit show, where I can’t remember things I want to say, and say things I don’t want to say….and that’s why I am asking you to guide me through life and send me inspiring words of wisdom/tit pics on FACEBOOK …..

Now click on my stepLINKS…

Lohan Tried ans Failed to Go AWOL From Rehab
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Ashley Simpson’s Hair is Back to Blonde and She’s Looking Bangable, Now If Only She Could Get Rid of That Baby On Her Hip
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How Far Can She Stretch Her Asshole? – VIDEO
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Don’t Be Scared To Be Fucking Cool
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Uk Model Victoria Hervey Panty Upskirt
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Because I Know You Can’t Get Laid in Real Life
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Karen Owen and the Top Sports Sex Scandal Whistleblowers of All Time
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Karissa Shannon Showing Off Some Ripe Melons
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Keira Knightley is Looking Hot Lately
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Katrina Bowden is Looking Sexy in Leather Short Shorts
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The Hottest Girls From Philly
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Vanessa Hudgens Is As Hot As Ever
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In Case You Missed It – Phoebe Price Shows Her Snatch At The Pumpkin Patch
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Top 10 Cradle Robbers
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A Sweet Collection of Cleavage
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Female Athletes Bare All And Look good Doing It
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Mmmmmmm Sunny Lane is Tasty
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Jennifer Sky is Looking Good in Pink
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What’s Wrong With This Video – VIDEO
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Lesbians ride a Double Ended Dildo – VIDEO
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Workplace Dick Ring Toss Leads to Lawsuit. Yes, You Read That Right
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THEY ARE MAKING A NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE CARTOON FOR FOX!!!
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Sandra Knows How to Please Herself
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Kate Lawler in Lingerie
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Claudia Schiffer is As Hot as Ever
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Mike Rowe Did Waxing on Dirty Jobs and It’s Hilarious
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Some Vintage Rihanna Hotness
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Busty Webcame Slut With Natural Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fat Tub of Crap Uses the Wii Fit
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Some Taylor Swift Jailbait
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Dee is Pure Hotness
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No One Gives a Shit About the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape
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Katy Perry Drops Some Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Taylor Momsen Does a Magazine in her Panties of the Day

Taylor Momsen is posing in her panties, thigh highs, stripper shoes and guns on the cover of some magazine at the tender age of 17….She’s a real inspiration to us all or at least I hope this is because Halloween is around the corner and this should be the costume of the year for all the hot young girls out there…..Sure girls historically dress like fucking whores on Halloween, but they need to officially jump the gun and throw out the novelty costumes they buy at the mall to look like a cookie cutter naughty sailer, or naughty nurse, naughty cowgirl, naughty playboy bunny and instead really get creative and embrace actually whore apparel…

I’m talking sheer panties and bullshit that Taylor Momsen squeezes into daily to help promote her bullshit that along with talking about Vibrators being better than dudes in interviews is a winning formula to get attention while underage…now if only I could get past the fact that she looks exactly like ugly monsterous Lady Gaga….

At least I know only good will come from this….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

18

Oct

More of the Miley Cyrus Braless Pics of the Day

I posted these Miley Cyrus No Bra pictures last night….I didn’t realize that there was no bra in the pics…I was just trying to hype her up in the last 3 months of being illegal, so that she really makes her shit go nuts and naked and really exploits sex to leave behind a lot of jerk off material for generations to come, in the event that this is the last of her and she fades into no where like she was Jojo Levesque and every other disney trash slut who didn’t last much bast her 18th birthday….

So here are a bunch of other pictures of her showing off the fact that she really knows the celeb hustle….and she’s going to carry us into her being legal gracefully enough to make Billy Ray and the Disney Execs proud they taught her how to deep throat before her throat was even fully grown….

I don’t know what that means.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Whore Lookin’ Body of the Day

Sophie Turner’s publicist sent me a fake Lawyer’s letter to make me hate her a while ago….pretty much trying to make me retract that Sophie Turner is a pornstar….because based on her look I thought she was a pornstar….when really she’s a Lawyer from Australia who had a reality show career and low level modeling career that gave her an ego to come to America to make a name for herself only to have her whore body, her whore hair, her whore tan and her whoreoutfits confuse us and leave us thinking she’s a stripper or pornstar, but not just any stripper or pornstar, one who is so desperate for cash, she fucks for money in hotel rooms with perverts willing to pay to make her feel wanted on the side…

And who really fucking cares…She’s a nobody and that’s it.

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2010

18

Oct

Hilary Duff Tight Dress of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff’s husband is on the road, or maybe she is, because she’s finally been allowed to sleep out of her men’s briefs she’s been wearing since they started dating as it allows him to live out his homo hockey lockerroom fantasy, and slip into a tight little dress, showing off her body well enough to let me ignore her broad, masculine back she’s built up to help her husband live out his hockey lockerroom fantasy, and stare at her tits, that she didn’t strap down for him to live out his hockey lockerroom fantasies….

Jocks are weird and so is the pussy they fuck….you know trying to adapt to their “always around dudes” needs….so here’s Hilary Duff lookin good enough for me to pretend she doesn’t strap on a 14 inch black cock to make a bitch out of her man, and focus on the goods that may not be so good anymore…but that are good enough…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

18

Oct

Phoebe Price Attention Whore of the Day

This pumpkin patch is a fucking joke….There is no way this many celebs need pumpkin, but more importantly, there’s no way celebrities care enough about finding the perfect pumpkin, or the great rewarding experience that comes with choosing their own pumpkin…they could just send their hired help to do it.

This might as well be a photobooth that automatically uploads their bottom-feeding, boring pictures to the tabloids….because that’s the only reason this shit is there….and the only reason celebs are going to it…it’s a publicist set up load of fucking shit, so whenever I see pictures of the shit, I get mad knowing it’s just that easy for these pigs.

This pumpkin patch needs trashy has-beens trying to insert pumpkin’s in their lesbian cunts…then it will redeem itself….I’m talking to you Lohan, escape rehab properly this time and make it happen…..

Posted in:Phoebe Price