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2010

18

Oct

Raquel Zimmermann for Some Campaign of the Day

Raquel Zimmerman is a model I want to fuck. I posted pictures of Raquel Zimmermann Naked As Fuck a couple of weeks ago, so I’ve got some pretty obvious expectations for her to keep on bringing the naked, because we’ve already seen it and stared at it long enough to count all her pubic hair and are ready to see more, but instead all I’ve got is this campaign she did for some company, which I guess is good enough while we wait for more pussy lip to be exposed…cuz sometimes…I like to cocktease myself with pictures…you know build myself up to the nudes by starting with tight shorts and see through shirts….

Yes, I am that pathetic…

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2010

18

Oct

Cheryl Cole Tits for Some Bullshit of the Day

This titty picture of Cheryl Cole is doing the rounds of the internet because everyone loves Cheryl Cole , or is it Cheryl Tweedy , or is it Cheryl Tweedy Cole , because she made the stupid mistake of changing it when she got married, without anticipating a divorce, giving her a bunch of fucking names and fucking up everyone who hardly knows who she is to begin with along the way, cuz I do this celebrity bullshit everyday and I still have to google her to see what she does cuz I only know her for being some gutter pussy with prison Tattoos I would be down to watch fuck because I don’t think I have a physical ability to fuck her myself….

I have a feeling this picture is from her recent Calendar ,that I already posted pictures of….but who really cares….it’s tits…look at them and imagine what they look like exposed….

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2010

18

Oct

Charlotte di Calypso Freaking Me Out of the Day

This is some 19 year old model with a wild stage name that you’d think she was a featured mainstage showgirl at your local stripclub, but instead is a model from Paris, who is in her bra while creeping the fuck out of me in this Taylor Momesen Grinch Who Stole Christmas themed stepford wife robot photoshoot that I am only posting cuz I know androids are pornographic to most of you who have given up on real life pussy cuz it always disappoints….

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2010

18

Oct

LeAnn Rimes Bent Over in Shorts of the DAy

As much as I hate LeAnn Rimes and find her irritating and inbred looking I have to give her some resepct openly coming out as a slut who cheats on her husband and playing it off in a way that her Christian fans, and she’s got a fucking lot of them, cuz Christians are the only people who listen to that shitty music, still support her choices….She did the whole “I feel bad about what I did but followed my heart” in some kind of sob story that has hopefully let her ex husband finally come out of the closet and that people respond to…

Which is a lot better than the times me or my friends cheat on our wives and get cuaght….we always get the neighbors, family and friends giving us dirty looks and calling us disgusting, because I guess we don’t have LeAnn Rimes’ publicity spinning our whore stories….

I’ve never found her hot, but then again, I’ve never seen her slut pussy from this angle, and I’m kinda digging it, but that’s always the case with bitches I hate, put them on all fours, or bend over and shove a pair of socks down their throat and I can put my anger behind me and focus at the task at hand….

To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link – Cuz the Paparazzi Who Owns Them Is Trying to Sue Me for 80,000 Dollars from 4 Years Ago….So I Avoid Posting His Pictures…
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2010

18

Oct

Avril Lavigne Topless in Maxim of the Day

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Despite the fact that Avril Lavigne dresses like a 14 year old girl at the mall in the suburbs, she is 26. That means that her little teenage angst costumes, although a fetish to some, look really fucking stupid to me….and I’m sure to a lot of other people who like their 14 year old girl fetishes to star 14 year old girls and not the old hags trying to cash in on them…meaning these pictures woulda been better a decade ago when she first hit…you know when what she was doing was cute to us perverts and not desperate and holding only some mainstream indy kid image that paid the bills…and lured in all the lebsian haircut faux bisexul kids with no real gender who have a skaterboy of their own making her shit so relatable…and making me depressed about how shitty the youth of today are…

I can only assume she’s sexing it up to compete with her boyfriend Brody Jenner’s ex, Jayde Nicole, who has bigger tits and did Playboy, or maybe she’s finally willing to accept that dudes are perverts and only interested if she’s naked….or maybe she hasn’t done shit in a few years and trying to switch things up cuz she relizes the market she used to go after would never buy into her bullshit act anymore…cuz I can’t imagine her having fans…..

I’m hardly interested in figuring this one out, this Canadian pig fucking irritates me…and that’s all I have to say about that….

Here are the bullshit pictures of a bullshit “artist”…..

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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2010

18

Oct

Obama Streaker on Tape of the Day

Here is a video of a dude with a small penis who decided to streak Obama. If you watch the news, you’ve probably heard of him, but since you just masturbate all day to pictures of Miley Cyrus, you likely haven’t….I always appreciate a good streaking video, even if the streaker doesn’t have a vagina, but instead a penis that looks like a vagina, you’d think he’d keep underwraps, but I guess if he did, that wouldn’t make him a streaker, now would it. Watch.

Posted in:Obama

2010

18

Oct

Mary Louise Parker Naked in Weeds of the Day

Here is a clip from Weeds, proving that TV can’t survive without decent fuck scenes with tit, and also proving that Mary Louise Parker is a borderline pornstar stripper with daddy issues and drug addiction willing to get naked and simulate sex for money by pretending it is art when knowing deep down inside it’s some hooker shit…and I’m not complaining cuz a world without whores willing to fuck or get naked for personal gain would be very homosexual….

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the last two days at various homeless shelters and community centers and goodwill shit scoping out single mother’s down on their luck…feeding their babies the free turkey dinner….hoping to get a blowjob…it didn’t really work out for me…since all the poor bitches who bother giving their kids a free dinner are not really hot…as the hot poor bitches are too busy sucking dick for drug money while their kid eats a box of cookies, especially on Canadian Thanksgiving…cuz that’s when people with money to pay for blowjobs have free time….so I’m pretty exhausted…

I didn’t make any friends on the journey, I just got stupidly drunk in some ridiculous free turkey fueled bender that I hardly remember, so I’m not even going to bother asking you to be my FACEBOOK FRIEND , cuz it’s pretty fucking pathetic….and I’m hungover…

So here are my stepLINKS

JWoww is a Wrestling Slut Now
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Yeah I’d Bang Joan Collins, So What?
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Two Naughty BFFs Get It On
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Because Web Sluts Are The Easiest Kind of Sluts
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Alex Ovechkin and the Most Bizarre Sports Commercials of All Time
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Beyonce’s Best Ass Shots
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Nasty Party Sluts Take Over Playboy Mansion
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Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Body
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Paris Hilton Recent Topless Shots
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Some Blake Lively Cause You Like Her Legs
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Nipples
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Mickey Mantles Dick Was Bigger Than Yours Is
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Paris Showing Off Her Lonely Nipple
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Some Kate Bosworth Hotness
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Jenn Sterger Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Naked Slut Playing Wii? Yes Please
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Jessica Marie
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Okay Watcing and Listening to a Little Jamaican girl Talk is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Shit Ever – VIDEO
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NOT ANOTHER SCREECH SEX TAPE, PLEASE!!!!
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Ophilia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Jane Bond Comes Back to Life
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A Little Bit of Hilary Duff
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2 Hot Babes and a Dildo
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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Lingerie – 2010
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Swedish Babe in Stockholm
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Miranda Cosgrove is Jail Bait
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Remember Elizabeth Berkley From Showgirls
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striptease of the Day
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Ella, Caprice or Martiska?
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Erin Nicole in Sheer Blue
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Cougar Town: The 40 sexiest celebrities over 40 (160 pics)
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And MORe Proof Lady Gaga is and Has Always Wanted to Be a Giant Fame Whore – VIDEO
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Flavor of Love’s Slutty DELISH
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FOLLOW ME!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus In Some Shorts of the DAy

Miley is not quite 18 yet so she still get you all excited and all she really has to do is show off a little shoulder skin and leg and you’re spent. That’s all we fucking need from her and it is all because she is under 18….but I do have faith that her 18th birthday will not do what Demi Lovato’s did to her…and that Miley has the right amount of fame hungry and knowledge of how to sex things up enough to push boundaries and stay relevant…but I guess that doesn’t matter, cuz we still have some criminal time with her that we might as well take in as much as we can cuz they all grow up so fast…don’t they…you sick fuck….

To See The Pictures of Her Mom’s Hot Fat Fake Tits and her 7 Year Old Sister in a Push Up Bra – Follow This Link – Cuz I’m Not About to Post the Shit – Too Hardcore for Me….
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Demi Lovato Young Pussy of the Day

Demi Lovato is officially 18…so I figured I’d post these pictures of her to show you just how ugly a birthday can make a pussy….What used to drive you crazy and lead to you masturbating all over yourself in shame in your basement…is now pussy that is pretty uninteresting showing off leg and a little tit…that just 2 months ago would have made you lose your mind and drive out to the local park where you know the teens hang at night to try to convince one to let you touch her tit…but now…it doesn’t do much for you….one birthday can take it all the fuck away….and that’s why Demi Lovato needs some pussy pics….cuz seriously…these aren’t cuttin’ it for me…but it is amazing just how an 18th birthday can pretty much ruin sex appeal and a career…here are the pics to prove it…

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