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2010

21

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape.

I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching….

I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend…

That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect….

But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that….

Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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2010

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is everyone’s least favorite feature – even though there’s some serious funny shit ever once in a while, but I guess there’s no real accounting for taste or sense of humor…and I guess if you really analyzed the shit, you’d know it’s actually seriously depressing…but here are some clips from today….they come with no guarantees…

Braves OF Trips Phillies Fan on Field

Flying Fish Attack A Mid-South Woman in Mississippi
Hundreds Of Asian Carp Leave At Least One Person Injured

Man Claims Insanity by Caffeine, Murders Wife
After strangling his wife with an extension cord a Kentucky man pleaded insanity by caffeine….Good one….

Twitter Hacked, Sending Users to Porn

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2010

21

Sep

Mikaela Olsson Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Here is some no name model who has a name and that name is Mickaela Olsson, but no one’s ever heard of her. She is however trying to change that and get ahead by getting naked. I just want to acknowledge her effort, hard work and commitment to the cause because she realizes showing a little tit has got an upside if it leads to million dollar campaigns for 12 hours or less of work….It suits her lazy whore ass well and despite hating fashion, I love whores…or people who profit from their body party….and that’s why I’m doing my part to make her a household name…

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2010

21

Sep

Run DMC’s Daughter Angela Simmons’ Booty of the Day

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I think everyone has listened to Run-DMC at some point in their life. Some of you may also follow him on Twitter, where her spews tons of bullshit about life. Some of you may be amazed by Run’s brother Russell Simmons cuz he’s pretty much a billionaire, fucks models all while having a fucking adult lisp…

I’m more into looking at his daughter’s booty in a bikini bottom. She’s 23, looks young, has some amazing thickness if you like thickness and here she is in her bikini…

Posted in:Angela Simmons|Rev Run

2010

21

Sep

Courtney Love Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

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There was a time Courtney Love was my friend. She followed me on TWITTER where she also ignored my questions about the shape and color of her vagina lips, my request for a sketch of her vagina, a description of her vagina in 10 words or less, and pretty much any other message I sent her before she stopped following me on Twitter …and went back to not knowing who the fuck I was….

Here she is showing off some tit. Looking a lot less gutter than I like for my alledged drug addict, muderers, turned popstar who managed to crawl her way back into the gutter and pull herself out of it with Cobain’s money….and really who cares…I just know she’s showing off tit, showered and not looking as good as she normally does, but that’s just cuz I have a gutter girl fetish…

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2010

21

Sep

Kate Winslet’s Mom Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

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I never found Kate Winslet hot. She was actually the main reason I thought Titanic was a comedy, because no dude in their right mind would die for a fat chick, unless maybe the fat chick was there mother, if anything while the ship went down, I woulda used her as a life raft to stay warm and afloat because there was no real use for her, but maybe I’m just cold hearted and don’t believe in love, or maybe I just don’t believe in love when you know a bitch for a couple of days, or maybe I’m just bitter about bitches who take diamonds from their fiances only to never give them back…I don’t know why I am ranting about Titanic…when this post was meant to be up the upgraded, fitter Kate Winslet some of you may like, despite her dumpy mom ass, because of her red pubic hair and “womanly figure” which is just code of “into baked goods”….

Posted in:Kate Winslet

2010

21

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Kim Kardashian strapped herself up in her her spanx and ace bandages, squeezed her fatness into a tight a tight dress and showed off her tits and ass and unfortunately, that was good enough for me. Unfortunately, it’s just one of those days where Kardashian looks hot and I hate when that happens…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

21

Sep

Charlie le Mindu Nude Fashion Show of the Day

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There was a fashion show during London fashion week where the models were totally naked. I have been waiting for a fashion show with this kind of genius use of models for the last decade I’ve spent watching fashion television on our local channel Sunday afternoon because of the constant nipple, and by watching I mean making sweet love to myself….

Here are a few pics of the show via The Anorak of fashion done proper….

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2010

21

Sep

Kat Graham is Some Vampire Diaries Bitch in Slutty Video of the Day

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Her name is Katerina Graham, I’ve never heard of her, but shes apparently on some Vampire Diaries show. She’s also the voice on Will.I.Am’s “I Got it From My Mama” and the Spokesperson for Fanta…..

Her dad is Liberian, her mother Jewish and if you’re wondering how she got into the industry, it happened because her dad is the godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids….cuz keeping the entertainment industry a closed community for the privileged ones to keep the real talent out and keeps all the money for a centralized group of idiots…who know they’ve scammed the world into making them stupid money…

The song sucks, the video concept sucks, but she’s 21, half naked and sweating, so I guess it doesn’t suck all that bad, even if it’s been done before….

Posted in:Kat Graham

2010

21

Sep

Taylor Momsen in her Underwear in her New Video of the DAy

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I don’t know how I missed this Taylor Momsen video…but here it is to start your day. Remember that although she’s not 18, when she’s running around in a bra and panties, you’re not the criminal for watching her, but the video director is the criminal for filming this…but for some reason when he gets a teen girl in her underwear, he doesn’t get arrested, he makes millions, but if you did you would, so appreciate the Hollywood Hypocrisy.

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