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2010

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was hanging out with a toothless, white trash, ex hooker who still strips at bechelor parties for some extra cash, like some kind of novelty act, cuz no one in their right mind would pay her to get naked….She invited me back to her shitty one bedroom apartment we drank a 12 pack of cheap beer and for some reason I woke up in her bed….If what I think happened, happened…I may be HIV positive..

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Rocks a Push Up Bra to Get Out of a Jail Sentence. Nicely Done
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WTF Is THis
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A Braless Lindsay Lohan Flopping Around Venice
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A Cool Car Wreck
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IT’S OFFICIAL! –> Bench Warrent Issued For Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest
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Jordan Carver Does Machine Gun Bondage
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Big Titted Slut Loves Getting spanked
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It’s Like Russian Roulette, but With Sluts Instead of Bullets
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Ines Sainz Esteban And Her Sexual Harassment Worthy Photos
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It’s Victoria Silvstedt’s Birthday, So Let’s Look At Her Topless
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Some Elisabeth Moss Hotness (Scroll Down)
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut and I Like It
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Leapfrog Flip FAIL – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm Danni woodword is Tasty
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I Never Thought I Would Say This, But Holy Fuck I Wish I Was Justin Beiber Right Now – PHOTO
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Christina Aguilera is Totally See Through
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A GREAT Collection of Asian Hotties
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Ariel, Zoe Fox, Hili Jay and Kathy…Oh My – VIDEO
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Having Air Sex Will Give You Chlamydia….Wait, What?
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Some Rihanna, Just Because
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Kimberly Works Her Way Out Of Her Red Panties
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Blonde on Parade – VIDEO
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Octo-Pornstar = PUKE
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Amber Rose’s Ass is Fucking Insane
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Vanessa Minnillo’s Tight Work Out Body
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Cassie is One Hot College Slut
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Because You Are a useless Virgin, I Know That Much is True
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Spanish Tv is ALWAYS Great for TITS
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Some Vintage Sophia Lauren – VIDEO
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Amateur Ellen is One Hot Piece of Ass – VIDEO
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I Love a Good Gymnastics FAIL – VIDEO
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And On Comes Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape! Yes!
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Some Kate Beckinsale to Round Things Off
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Make Me Famous, Bitches
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2010

20

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Nipples in a See Through of the Day

I don’t know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough…and new or not who really gives a fuck, she’s showing fucking nipples and I really don’t even care if the nipples are even her nipples or if some virgin werido photoshopped the shit onto her…cuz I would have paid money for these a decade ago and I’m smitten to get them now…even if they are a little late, her implants a little weathered, and her pussy and her career a little rotten…it still works out good enough for me….

UPDATE – THESE ARE VERY VERY OLD

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2010

20

Sep

Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that…

Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats….

But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

Posted in:Fergie

2010

20

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news…..cuz the world is doomed….

Six Your Old Kicked of Cheerleading Squad Over Racy Cheer

A Michigan mother concerned about the suggestive cheer her daughter’s squad was performing spoke up and got her daughter kicked off the squad for the year.

Atlanta Man Shot and Killed Over a Beer
A man in Atlanta was shot and killed after refusing to hand over a beer

Marijuana Ice Cream Hitting Shelves
Marijuana patients in California will now be able to buy marijuana laced ice cream

Man Arrested for Flipping Out on School Bus

A father, frustrated with the treatment of his daughter on a school bus, was arrested in Florida for threatening boys on the bus for placing open condoms on his daughter.

Pepper spray mistaken for cologne

CAMBRIDGE – A group of children playing at the playground of the Cambridgeport Elementary School were pepper sprayed by accident this morning.

A Cop’s 7 Year Old Shot His Brother with his Dad’s Gun……

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2010

20

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Rapes Her Dog in Her Underwear of the Day

Here is Aubrey O’Day posing in her underwear with her dog…because she’s got nothing else going on…and figures she might as well get some attention on twitter cuz it makes her feel relevant and keeps her going another day…not that anyone would care if she ever stopped “going” because no one even remembers who she is…except maybe her dog, but that’s just because she’s the person who feeds him…her vagina…when black guys are too busy sticking their dicks in other white chicks to bother with this twat…

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2010

20

Sep

Katy Perry’s Tits do Sesame Street of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry, but she brought her tits to Sesame Street where she chased Elmo around cuz even muppets are scared of her monster-lookin face….

She irritates me on all fucking levels, but I just wish the same laws about exposing penis to kids applied to showing off your tits to the kids of the world….so that her and her sloppy body and annoying face land in jail so she can stop irritating us with her bad music and stupid bullshit act….Her ruining the youth has got to be some kind of crime….

On a sad note, Russell Brand was arrested for defending her honor for beating an immigrant paparazzi who took pictures up her skirt….but that’s not the sad part, the sad part is that she didn’t die in the cross fire….

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2010

20

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Naked Ass in Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what magazine this is from, I just know that it’s supposed to be from October, which means it is new enough for me to put up here and not get the Miranda Kerr weirdo fans man cuz they’ve already seen this shit, jerked off to the shit and pretended to marry the shit, not that a bare supermodel ass should ever get anyone angry, except for maybe fat chicks, but they get mad about everything cuz they hate their fat lives and no matter how hard they try to eat their way happy….they just never quite get there…

Here are some hot amateur style goodness…

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2010

20

Sep

Candice Swanepoel in Latest Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day

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All these photoshopped, Victoria’s Secret catalog, bikini and lingerie pics look exactly the fucking same….It’s like if you were to go through your cum filled pile that you’ve been collecting the last 2 decades, since you subscribed with a fake chick name, you will see that very little changes from then until now. It’s the same poses, different pussy, similar lingerie, all pretty tame with the nipples and pussy lip photoshopped out, to keep it wholesome….

But the good news is the bitches in the shit have always been pretty fucking hot and seeing them half naked under any conditions is better than not…

Here’s some Candice Swanepoel from South Africa taking over America like it was Blood Diamonds…or the Apartheid…or high AIDS Rate….cuz she sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and I guess with tits like this, I’m glad she did, even if her tits look like they’ve been drawn on in this shit…

It’s like groundhog day, but luckily the scenery’s good enough to put on repeat…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2010

20

Sep

Camila Alves Interracial Fuck in The Confidant of the Day

Camila Alves is Matthew McConaughey’s hot, brazilian model who he has a kid or two with….She’s pretty fucking substantial and she was in some obscure, straight to DVD movie this year where she was involved in some sex drama with a black guy and a black girl. The movie clip I saw wasn’t in English so I’m not entirely sure what happened, but I do know there’s a bit of lesbianism, a bit of ass, a lot of interracial and some amazing, bottom heavy tits that I want in my fucking mouth….Seriously, this movie made me realize that gaping, sagging, vile mom-pussy or not – she’s got it going on…

I couldn’t figure out how to post the clip, so you’ll just have to follow this download link….


To Download the Clip – Follow This LInk
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2010

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Stolen in Court Picture of the Day

My friend Jenny who was the original brain behind a popular celebrity website before she got muscled out of it posted this picture of Paris Hilton in the Vegas courthouse today….cuz she got arrested a few weeks ago…

She wrote:

I was at the courthouse this morning and so was Paris Hilton. Best shot I could get of her. It’s blurry, but her ginormous feet are sort of in focus.

The picture made me laugh, not as much as Paris Hilton getting off for hiding coke in her pussy instead of cock in her pussy cuz her pussy is a well trained circus act that can do all kinds of tricks… so I figured I’d share it with you idiots…

Amateur style Investigative is like amateur porn….way better than the real thing…

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