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2010

17

Sep

Bianca Balti in Some Lacy Shit for Vogue Germany of the Day

I should call this site “Fashion Porn” because there’s this real grey area between porn and fashion….sure bitches in fashion don’t get fucked on camera, don’t masturbate on camera, don’t fist, shit and piss on each other on camera, don’t use strap-ons or get their faces fucked, but they do get topless, sometimes naked, often times in see-thru shirts, and the quality of their pussy, despite probably being dirtier than porn pussy, since there’s no regulations on model partying scenester coked up genitals, and they don’t have to get monthly STD test, they just look like they are a lot cleaner and a lot less damaged and a lot more luxurious even if they have the same morals and values of getting paid to show off their bodies…. and really…who cares…here’s Bianca Balti, some Italian model, looking pretty alright….even though she’s a mom and these pics are tame…

Posted in:Bianca Balti

2010

17

Sep

Sasha Grey in Some Men’s Magazine of the Day

This men’s magazine that is slowly going broke because the owner and founder is out of touch and 90 just had Sasha Grey do a pictorial for their latest issue…and I’m all for getting bitches naked and in pictures…it’s actually one of my dream jobs along with breaking the world record of most blowjobs with the most women in a given year record…but I do have a problem when the person they get naked is a fucking pornstar…and not just any pornstar…a broken home pornstar who tricked all these insecure rockers and celebrities that she’s an artist and her throat fucking porn is some statement on our society…which in and of itself annoys me because porn is porn…getting fucked on camera is getting fucked on camera and getting face fucked while a huge black dick rips your asshole open….just stems from other deeper, darker issues….the whole being goth and ironic isn’t cute or even interesting to me…so I pretty much hate this bitch….but for some reason…people are responding to her…she is getting TV roles, movie roles, and is all hype…cuz she’s really just a gutter pornstar and that’s what needs to be remembered….

There was a time this men’s magazine got girls we wanted to see naked, not girls we could google to see getting three dicks inside her at the same time…

Either way, here’s Sasha Grey and her hipster bush she’s bringing back in style, cuz it conveniently covers up her cunt scabs, but more importantly, fits her artistic, ironic, bullshit strategy, when really she’s just another Belladonna or gutter pornstar who just packaged herself proper….

Boring.

Posted in:Sasha Grey

2010

17

Sep

Coco’s Got a Sister of the Day

I guess it would only make sense that Coco’s sister would be as ridiculous as her, I mean when you come from the same broken home where your daddy makes you sit on his lap nude every night before bed, you kinda develop the same level of morals and values, and when one of you succeeds for being a trashcan prostitute, the other takes the lead on the shit and tries to get a rapper to hire her as a wife too, so that the world can stare at her stupid fat ass her white trash daddy probably fucked and wonder if it’s fat or ass implants…Girls like this irritate me…but broken homes are like porn to me…leaving me torn and confused….here are the sisters posing together like daddy used to make them pose growing up….and people say molesting kids is bad…without molesting we wouldn’t have porn, sluts, or the girls you all love….

Posted in:Coco

2010

17

Sep

Monica Cruz Does Tits Right of the Day

I like Monica Cruz. She’s got great tits.

She reminds me that life sometimes just doesn’t make sense, because you’d think as the hotter Cruz sister, she’d be the one winning Oscars, making stupid money, getting all the attention, but instead it’s her big nosed, birdfaced sister raking in all the attention, making me think that my theory on hot chicks is true, and that’s that when you’re hot, you don’t need to try as hard to get the world’s attention, you just are secure and take what comes your way….pretty much proving why most Hollywood pussy is insecure, average at best, cuz when they’re in movies or on TV, they automatically become the hot girls they wish they were.

So Penelope can have her Oscars….we all know that it’s all about Monica, or at least it should be all about Monica….

Posted in:Monica Cruz

2010

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just read on the news that some kids filmed a gang rape of a teenage girl in Vancouver and posted it on the internet…That is dumber than the time I got pulled over for drinking and told the cop I was only drinking Vodka…It takes a real fucking idiot to break the law and advertise the shit…if you have to do these things…wear a mask and pretend shit never happened…

I also just found out that I like being called sir. Some hot cashier at a store where I was picking up 4 of the same fashion magazine my busty friend I want to fuck is in, and she called me sir, and I pretty much almost came all over myself, which would have been more awkward than me buying 4 of the same magazine.

Here are my stepLINKS

Kim Kardashian Sucking Ice Cream like A Pro
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Montana Fishburne Should Be a Life coach
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The Sexiest Latina Women
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Look good and you will get laid…
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Lohan Braless And See Through
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Just Because You’re Gonna Die Old and Alone Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Get Your Rocks Off Right Now
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Amateur Babes rock the Web Cam
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Mommy Enjoys Some Outdoor Alone Time – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Distracting Sideline Reporters Ever
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Madeline Zima is 25, and Her Breasts Are FREE!
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And The Mother of the Year Award Goes To… – VIDEO
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I Still Think of That ass to Ass Scene in Requiem For a Dream When I See Jennifer Connelly
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Sasha Loooooves Playing Dress Up
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tyra Banks’Hour of Crazy of the Day – VIDEO
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Quiana Grant is a Tall, Cool Drink of Water
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Fun with a Moped – VIDEO
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The Things I Would do with a Self Serve Wine Tank
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Erin and Faye Get It On
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check Out the Tits on Miss Paris
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Valerie Works a Thong Bikini
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Julia and Sammy Get Things Heating Up
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Some Kelly Brooke is Always Good.
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The Best Drinking Games That Will HELO YOU GET LAID
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The Hottest Amateur You Will See All Day
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Frieda Pinto…Oh Maaaannn
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Alison Brie from Mad Men is Looking Good in Her Panties
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Angelina Jolie Sounds Stupid But Looks Hot In Her New Movie
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Amateur Sluts Learns How to Orgasm – VIDEO
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Some Marisa Miller Hotness Because It’s Been Awhile
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I Wanna Be All Over Naomi Campbell
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Welcome toCamp Autumn
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Two Dirty and Busty Teens on VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie Tease
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Even Persia Has Their Own Version of Richard Simmons
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Yeah Whatever. I Would Bang Stephanie Pratt Cause That’s Pretty Much All She is Good For
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And a Little Bit of Kate Hudson
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CATFIGHT Hotties Fight with a Fatty – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sophie Reade Rocks a Bikini
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Nikky Kyle Likes Things That Go Fast
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Some Eva Mendes Cleavage
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Bask in All that is Ashley
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Sep

Kate Plus 8 in Her Bikini of the Day

This is heavily photoshopped. I have seen bitches who chronically work out who have 1 kid and they don’t look this tight….This bitch had 8 fucking kids pass through her at what I assume was a few different pregnancies, but still more than fucking damaging to both a stomach but more importantly a vagina.

I know this is a combo of photoshop, tummy tucks, working out, diet pills and more photoshop….There is nothing hot, naked or not, about this miserable, annoying, overly fertile for fame and money dyke.

I know this picture is alie. I also know this bitch should be focusing her energy on raising her kids instead of nurturing her useless career….otherwise the girls in bikinis on magazines will be her daughters and maybe her sons in half asian fetish porn mags…

This whole thing is ridiculous….

Posted in:Kate Plus 8

2010

16

Sep

Chelsea Handler Topless in The Plotters of the Day

Here is an old sex scene starring Chelsea Handler in The Plotters, some movie I’ve never heard of….This clip will prove why she is a talk show host and not an actress. I am not sure what the fuck this shitty softcore porno quality awkwardness is, but it’s pretty fucking jokes….I guess her career could have gone two ways after seeing this, comedy or into hardcore porn, and I guess she made the right choice, because I don’t think she’s hot….but when the sex tape hits, I’ll be watchin’ her fuck….I’ll just make sure her obnoxious JAP voice gets put on mute…

This is probably the best joke of her career…God, it is so funnehhh…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2010

16

Sep

Miley Cyrus See Thru Top of the Day

You gotta give Miley’s hustle some credit. She knows exactly what the public wants. She knows exactly how to give them just enough so that they don’t think they are breaking laws that will get them arrested and she plays it off like it isn’t a big deal…because it isn’t really a big deal.
She actually probably gets off to the fact that people get off to her and is just fucking with them knowing that with an outfit like this comes a ton of attention. I’m not sold on her cuz she looks inbred and despite that making backwoods rape on a road trip with a man and his daughter in the 80s an experience to remember…I’m not sure if Miley’s one of those teenage pussies who will go on to be remembered when a new one steps in, sucks the right Disney Exec off and takes over….or if she will just be forgotten…but I am sure a lot of young girls are looking at these pics on their favorite Miley fan site begging their mom’s for sheer shirts and that’s gonna make things messy…especially for you, you pervert.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

16

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Not Topless of the Day

I find it a little presumptuous that this bitch would attend some event and not show off her tit. It takes a lot of nerve for someone who is only famous because she has tits…that are pretty spectacular…and that she isn’t afraid to show off when she is getting paid….and even when she was hardly getting paid back when she was a busty piece of shit with a dream…but now that she’s got all this press and has reached that peak she always felt she deserved…she figures she doesn’t have to give her fans what they want, she doesn’t have to exploit herself anymore, she now is liked for her talent and not the tits she flashed to get that talent noticed and the whole thing reminds me of a whore who once decided getting fucked for money wasn’t fulfilling anymore, she needed something with purpose to feel like more than just a vagina, so she decided to take up massage therapy, she went to school for it, got licensed and every dude who would pay her a visit would find out pretty quick there was no fucking for money going on anymore, she wasn’t the girl she once was, and that she only gave legit massages , which lasted a solid month and a half before she got killed by an angry john who wanted to fuck and didn’t like this new attitude….

It happens all the time, an objectified bitch doesn’t want to be objectified anymore, but wants to be known as a person and not for a body part….making them boring and irrelevant…but the rejection sets in fast and before you know it, she’ll be back more accepting that all we care about is her tits.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

16

Sep

Naomi Campbell’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what the fuck I was thinking when I pulled these pictures. I don’t know if it was that I thought people like this ex-Supermodel from the 90s with the darkest skin who they’ve all probably seen naked, but are wondering what she was up to yesterday…..or if I thought her ironic t-shirt that has lingerie silk-screened on the shit…like a Venice Beach bikini body…was stupid enough for me to point out….or maybe I just felt like aging model legs was what we all needed this afternoon….I just know that I’m posting them and I sure as hell hope you’re not jerking off to them…cuz I have no idea what kind of fetish this would fall under…Is it lingerie printed on t-shirt fetish, an ex model fetish, an aging leg fetish…or not quite a fetish at all….wow…this post made me want to nap..

Posted in:Naomi Campbell