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2010

15

Sep

Snooki’s Fat Troll Tits of the Day

I know guys love this shit. I don’t know why…but for some reason anytime I post anything on Snooki my server goes fucking nuts. I look at her and see someone I wouldn’t even notice on the street and if I did, it would probably because I thought she was some kind of street performer, clown, homeless person dressed like that for money…I would not believe something that looks like this is not on afternoon leave from some institution caring for for hybrid humans created in a lab during wartime…or the circus….Even when she shows off her fat tits on her thick troll body, I can’t get over just how freakish and abnormal she is….apparently you are into the girl no one ever wanted except when drunk and closet cased but she managed to sneak onto TV cuz she’s a joke of a person…and the whole thing just really confuses the fuck out of me…

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2010

15

Sep

Kelly Osbourne’s Weightloss is my New Obsession of the Day

I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable…

She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on…

Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her…

Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2010

15

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I know some of you really can’t stand the stepNEWS, I get more hate over this than “Negro”, “Fag” and “Faux-Fag” jokes…Seriously, I call women out for being whores daily, but for some reason posting clips of idiots being idiots cuz it makes me laugh gets at lest one of you very fucking angry….

I guess “news” is too much thinking for your moron self…which makes me wonder why you haven’t ended up in this post…pretty much designed to celebrate morons….

Man Arrested for Exposing Self to Cop on AZ
A 33-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure for exposing himself at a public park restroom.

Clown Charged With Sex Offense
Kids around D.C. know him as Fonzie the Clown. To law enforcement, he is Alphonso Pittman. And for at least the fourth time, Pittman has been charged with a sex offense. This is pretty obvious….

News Anchor Broadcasts in Boxer Shorts

Delta Pilot Arrested for Being Drunk on Duty

School Suspends Kid for Bloodshot Eyes
Administrators at Byron Nelson High School in Trophy Club suspended a 16-year-old boy on Tuesday because his eyes were bloodshot and they thought he might have been smoking marijuana, but he was crying because his father recently died.

OH Woman Arrested for Teaching Her 2 Year Old Daughter to Smoke Pot on Video….Ghetto Obvious….

School Presentation Gets Suddenly X-Rated With Hardcore Male Pornography

White Trash FL Man arrested for using BB gun on son to jog
Bonus: Horrible hat tanline

1-Yr-Old Girl Nearly Drowns in Toilet

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2010

15

Sep

Gay Hipster Fight in LA of the Day

This is hysterical.

I could really go off about hipsters, but the truth is that I leave my house every once in a while and no that hipsters don’t exist anymore, they are just mainstream…I’m talking every motherfucker in the world under 25 is a hipster bisexual and it is boring……and sure some hipster girls are alright looking, and I like that they don’t wear bras, but the size of their obvious ironic hipster bush and the smell it gives off throws me off….

This American Apparel generation of idiots is boring, obvious and don’t really keep me too interested, even if they slut out on the regular and don’t mind showing nipple…when they aren’t too busy looking at themselves in the mirror trying to be authentic….

So seeing them turn on themselves is amazing.. Faux Fag in skinny jeans and deep V neck tank tops battling flannel shirt and stupid haircuts is hilarious…too bad they didn’t cut each other up…but the good news is they will probably all die of AIDS in 20 years…

Enjoy

Posted in:Hipster

2010

15

Sep

Jaime Renee Smith’s Tits on Weeds of the Day

I don’t know what the show Weeds is…I mean I heard about it in passing years ago…but I don’t know what it is about, what it is on, who is on it and even if it is still on the air. All I know is that when I used to have a TV many years ago, finding tits to jerk off to was limited to scrambled porn, french late night TV, the occasional sex show, and kids shows.

We didn’t have bare tits, we had Baywatch and Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples on Friends….music videos and Barney….

It’s like TV is trying to compete with the internet and I guess sexing it up is the only way…

Kids have it too easy these days…I remember scavenging and being creative for orgasms…it wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter.

We are all doomed…

Her name is Jamie Renee Smith, her IMDB hasn’t been updated since 2009 cuz no one cares about her, probably the reason she’s getting topless on TV. The video I posted turned out to be fucking weird video…I assume the file is corrupt – but the dialog is too good to ignore and not post…here are the pics….

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2010

15

Sep

Heidi Montag Holding Her Big Stupid Tit of the Day

I feel like I may have missed this picture of useless bottom feeding trash pulling out her fake tit she got for attention while in staged bikini pictures she is taking for attention…because her sex tape rumor needs to be kept alive since it has people who want to see how bad her plastic face fucks…..from yesterday’s Heidi Montag Fake Tits in a Bikini Post

I find the whole thing tedious, boring, repetitive, obnoxious…but I have my fingers crossed that this story ends in murder suicide…something we can all collective jerk off to in excitement…


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2010

15

Sep

Katy Perry Tits at her High School of the Day

Katy Perry did a private event at her High School where I assume she was a total fucking loser and that is probably a reason for her trying so fucking hard. She apparently made a big stink about some dude who didn’t go on a date with her, called him out, asked him what’s up and dedicated a song called “You’re Gay” to him….all pretty obvious and ridiculous and I hate giving this bitch attention….but she just keeps wearing latex and she keeps showing off her tits….and like the man I know who spend his last 400 dollars on a latex suit he passed on from whore to whore to cum on, I like that shit. I just hate Katy Perry…

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2010

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not trying to get naked pictures of the girl in this header picture, partially because I already have naked pics of her, but also cuz she scares the fuck out o me…

But I am trying to get naked pictures of a girl with a clothing line and i need all your help to help make that happen. She doesn’t know my plan, but I guess she may now….so in efforts to impress her, cuz you are all I have….please


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Here are my stepLINKS…..

Coco On the Runway Showing Off Her Ass in the Funniest Dress Ever
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Taylor Momsen in a Ridiculous Upskirt with Ripped Fishnets – Jesus!
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Courtney Love is Some Gutter Shit in a Tight Dress and I Love Gutter Shit
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Dewi Pechler in Playboy
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Pull One Out Dude, I Know I Sure Need To
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Amateur Slut Rocks Tight Tight Jean – VIDEO
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Big Titty Slut Fucks a Banana
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Ranking the Top Five 2010 NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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Kimberly Williams and Her Country Tits Are Topless
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Natalie Portman is Looking Good
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Veronica in the Bedroom
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Pure Comedy: Rapper Falls Off Of Bike Mid-Verse In Video Shoot! [Video]
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Oprah Winfrey is afucking Idiot Part 1, 452, 242
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The Shannon Twins Are Naked and Talking About Some Thing or Another
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Big Titted Hottie Wants to Teah You Japanese – VIDEO
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Asian Web Came Cuteness
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Marisa Elise Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Dirty Thoughts
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Victoria Silvstead Bikini Throwback
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Trisha The Sexy Teen
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LOL Cat aka People Are Fucking Insane and Have to Much Time on Their Hands…of the Day
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Adriana Lima Beach Sexiness Throwback
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14 Cops You Could Easily Outrun
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Vanity Mann is Totally Jail Bait But You’re a Perv and Won’t Mind That
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Bar Rafaeli is Casual Sexy
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Viola Schroeder is Some Model with a Tight Body
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Pinky Lee Gets Flexible for the Fucking Machines
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NFL Mascot Engulfs a Cheerleader – VIDEO
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Emma Stone and Friends Are Looking Good at the Easy A Premiere
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You Can Just Tell That Raquel Gibson is Into the Nasty Shit
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Blake Lively Gets Somewhat Chesty For Allure
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The 25 Sexiest Beer Print Ads Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Eva Mendes Can Dres Like a 70 Year Old and She’s Still Hot as Fucks
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Raped By a Rodeo Bull – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Paris Hilton Topless Yacht
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Nadia and Dallas Get Dirty Together
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Sunny Leona is Skinny Dipping
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Denise Richards in a Bikini is Worth a Look
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Xiannie has One Hot Body
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Sep

Taylor Momsen Isn’t Flashing Her Vagina Yet of the Day

I will start taking Taylor Momsen seriously when she stops wearing underwear in her little rocker lingerie no 16 year old should really be wearing…because then I will know it’s not jut a cry for attention and to get noticed, but instead legit slutty behavior.

I know some of you like her, despite the fact that she looks like Gaga’s little sister, because she’s not 18 and that’s all you creepy motherfuckers care about….so I figure, I’ll give you what you want….cuz I got nothing better to do….

I find the whole thing to be a fucking joke, I mean that people take her seriously, but I don’t think people really do, it’s just Hollywood….a series of sucking each other’s dick….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

14

Sep

Audrina Patridge Tits for DWTS of the Day

I don’t know why I am posting this…I guess it’s just a tribute to a cheesy fucking girl a lot of people wanted to fuck, who was at the peak of her career just one year ago, and now already on DWTS.

It usually takes useless celebs decades to get to this level of irrelevance….and desperation…

Can’t wait to see what sex tape drops 6 months after she gets kicked off DWTS…and in the meantime, I’ll be staring at her fake tits to see just how realistic their bounce is when they cha-cha, but more importantly, I’ll be visualizing how she fucks…cuz you know a girl’s dancing….says a lot about how they fuck…..

More to come…

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