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2010

13

Jul

RIP Motherfucker the Janine Lindemulder Sex Appeal Edition of the Day

Anyone else who remembers jerking off to Janine in all her lesbian pornos back in the 90s wanting to take those romantic moments back? I know I do cuz this shit is fucking scary….

She seriously turned into a fucking monster, not that I find any pornstars hot to begin with, but some manage to be worth cumming to when there’s nothing else available to jerk off to, especially in a time before facebook profile pictures, and Janine happened to be one of those people despite always having a hard manly face, back before taking dick to stay competitive and using her body as a horrible tattoo artist’s sketchbook and prison and I guess it is all because she didn’t have a daddy growing up, or if she did, he stuck his dick in her and really who cares, I just saw the pics and felt I needed to post an RIP Motherfucker to her sex appeal she once had….

The only thing really interesting about her is not that she is raising kids, but that Sandra Bullock’s pussy is tainted by her porno pussy, cuz Sandra doesn’t care about where her husband stuck his dick, cuz Sandra Bullock, despite popular belief, is a dirty little slut pig.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Janine Lindemulder

2010

13

Jul

Renee Zelwegger is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck kind of accident or experiment went on with Renee Zelwegger’s face. I don’t know if she was in a dairy farming accident as a child and suffered a life of painful surgeries to reconfigure her face, only to land in Hollywood, eager to persevere as growing up disabled made her strong and eager to never take no for an answer or feel she can’t achieve greatness, in one of those handicapped person being too proud to allow their handicap hold them back situations….or if this is just the product of getting plastic surgery in efforts to keep her naturally weird looking face that gave her a great career in check as she aged…so that she wouldn’t lose her competitive edge, or maybe some botched botox went down in her friends living room after being talked into the shit after one too many cocktails, but I do know whatever happened, it’s not very pretty…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Renee Zelwegger

2010

13

Jul

George Clooney’s Italian Tits Fondle a Mic of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s hired pussy and I know you’re thinking that she’s not a hired pussy, she’s an actual accomplished performer from Italy that has established a great career of her own and she just happened to get seduced by Clooney when he was at his house in Italy cuz he’s George Clooney, and instead of jerking off to pussy he sees on local TV, he makes a few phone calls and gets to fuck it in person…but based on her gutter stripper tattoos,I can tell there is more to this story than you think, and that is that George Clooney isn’t the first powerful dick she’s had inside her, cuz when a bitch like this gets on TV, no matter what country she is in, I know she’s used her pussy to get there….and that at least one person is getting extorted to shit….and who really cares about the details, just look at her tits and the way she rocks the mic like a pro….and not a pro on the mic…and actual pro…if you know what I mean.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

13

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless in DT Magazine of the Day

I know you love any bitch with the name White in her name, because you’re a bunch of white trash racist inbreds and that’s why you visit this site. But I love the fact that she single hot bodily stole the Transformer gig from Megan Fox, humbling her and reminding her that her she is fucking replaceable and that banking on your looks when there are many substantially hotter bitches than you out there is a shitty strategy, one that will leave you married to a nobody from 90210….and the good news is that this lingerie model doesn’t mind getting naked and showing her tits, which is just another example of why she’s much better than Megan Fox…now all someone needs to do is kill off Megan Fox in real life, instead of just in movie and while you plot that, here is a video of Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in video….

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2010

13

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

I took a break from the news because I found it too depressing….but then realized I shouldn’t be such a pussy and I shouldn’t take other people’s issues seriously, but with the closing up of the oil spill and the dying down of emotions from the MJ death anniversary, I have found a new lease on life and here are some fun stepNEWS stories to remind us the world is worth laughing at……

Taliban training monkeys to attack US troops in Afghanistan?

Man Accused of Fondling Woman at Church

Pittsburgh Man Kills Wife’s Lover

CA Airport Janitor Arrested for Cell Phone Peeping

Breastfeeding moms gather for nurse-in Orlando Saturday

MA Man’s ear bitten off at BBQ

Woman Falls to Death on Rollercoaster Which Proves Amusement parks a good place to take your wife for a fun activity if like me you hate your wife…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

13

Jul

Katie Price and Her New Face Show Off Her Body of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her…

Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katie Price

2010

13

Jul

Ryan Seacrest Pretends He’s Not Gay of the Day

If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ryan Seacrest

2010

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to watch the kids in the ghetto playing. Not because I am a pervert, because it reminds me what is important in life, stealing to get ahead….I also like watching old ladies struggle to pick up shit they dropped, because I am a pervert and cleavage is fucking cleavage and it doesn’t matter how old or dying it is as long as shit is bent the fuck over to take away the old lady sag……I also like to click on my stepLINKS and I hope you do too….actually I don’t really care what you are into…I just say that I do to keep you around, cuz without you, I am all alone with my big round man tits that I grew in the event that I felt this lonely….

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2010

12

Jul

Some Socialite Named Katia Ancelotti in Her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, but she’s in a bikini and if I’ve learned one thing from Facebook, it’s that I don’t need to know who the bikini is on, I just need to see the bikini on. I feel like I get repetitive about this shit, but it’s summer and I kinda love the shit, and for a man who hates everything, at least let me have this….

She’s supposed to be a socialite, which pretty much means she’s rich and unemployed and I’m okay with that, cuz of the bikini….it cures all the world problems….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katia Ancelotti

2010

12

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Training for Prison Rape of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan