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2010

08

Jul

Lady Gaga Gives Losers a Reason to Live of the Day

Lady Gaga was smart because she targeted the group of people who were “different”…you know the fucking losers with no friends who had nothing to identify with…who in their rebellion against the norm because they didn’t fit into the norm have decided that dressing like idiots on Halloween when it’s not Halloween because it shows the world who didn’t accept them that they don’t need us…even though whatever it is they are doing is trying harder to fit in by being different than when they were just closet cases quiet in the back of the classroom and no one noticed….

Remember that flaming Leave Britney Alone kid…well Lady Gaga’s music reaches out to that kind of shit and makes those idiots feel like they are a part of something that the rest of us don’t understand even though she’s mainstream as shit….I just find the whole thing kind funny….and unfortunately it’s not very sexy…cuz hot girls are too busy being hot that trying to get attention by being stupid…

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

08

Jul

Ashley Greene Knows People Are Watching Her of the Day

I guess there’s nothing wrong with milking the fact that all eyes are on you cuz you’re part of the biggest fucking thing to hit hollywood there is and for some reason everyone thinks you’re the fucking hottest….This is the shit little kid dreams are fucking made of, and when you go to all the trouble of getting there, you might as well fucking play it up….so Here is Ashley Greene and her exposed stomach in little shorts doing what she’s supposed to…hopefully next time around there will be more pussy lip.

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Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

08

Jul

Irina Shayk Lookin’ Good of the Day

Here’s Ronaldo’s model girlfriend cuz apparently he’s not gay and she is his proof, even though I think she may just be on payroll from his management because no one likes a gay soccer player…it would make all the passionate Europeans feel more awkward when they jerk off to him than they do now…Seriously, as much as people laugh at Ronaldo’s tight clothes and Euro haircut, the real issue are his fans who are are substantially more queer than him, cuz they actually climax watching him do his soccer thing, while he’s getting with models, not that any of that matters, cuz his pussy looks like a hot mess and I like it…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian Uses Lindsay Lohan for Publicity of the Day

Wasting our fucking resources. You know that when all these cops were “protecting” Lohan from the paparazzi….4 black kids got shot in the LA Projects….Hollywood people are excessive, disgusting, and now kill street kids and the whole thing annoys me, but not as much as how obvious Kim Kardashian is, Lohan is in the media so she befriends her and shows her support, kinda the same logic that went into the sex tape release. These Hollywood cunts don’t give a shit about anything but themselves and in Kim Kardashian’s case…eating…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

08

Jul

Kate Walsh and Her See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t remember who Kate Walsh is and I don’t really feel like googling why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her….cuz I am only posting the shit cuz it reminds me of one of the reasons I love summer…which is bitches in light fabrics walking against breezes so that I can pretty much make out the definition of their vaginas….even if there vaginas aren’t on my top 100 things I want to taste before I die…even though she’s a redhead and redhead pussy is like a guilty pleasure you don’t want to tell your friends and family about but you love it in the moment cuz it feels so wrong kinda thing…even though I’ve never had redhead pussy out of fear of it back when I had the chance cuz no one else wanted it and the bitch cursed with the disability was eager to get anything inside her…but you live and learn….

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Posted in:Kate Walsh

2010

08

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Misused of the Day

< Here's a serious waste of bikini / lingerie models...I don't know who's idea it was to dress them up in trench coats, and not the kind of trench coats perverts wear to the park to flash little kids in, but serious, well-put together trench coats you'd expect to find on a Parisan girl drinking a coffee while studying for her master's degree or some shit...but I know I hate them....not that classy isn't hot, especially when you are gutter like me, but it's not hot when the bitches being classed up are supposed to be showing off their insane bodies....half naked.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2010

08

Jul

Playboy Playmates in Guitar Mag of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jayde Nicole, Sara Jean Underwood, Kara Monaco, Kassie Logsdon and Heather Rae Young posing in Guitar magazine, because people who play guitars are into trash like this, it’s like shit is part of their subculture they are trying to be a part of as they listen to Val Halen, Metallica and Guns and Roses like it was 1990 and platinum stripper rocker trash was still considered hot and unattainable…

I don’t really understand why Playboy only recruits Jersey Shore looking trailer trash to get naked in their magazines. I always liked playboy back when they had girls who didn’t look like useless strippers in their pictorials, back when it was kinda classy and the tits you’d be jerking off to were tits you always wanted to see, like Suzanne Sommers’ or Jane Fonda’s or some shit, but instead they took this stripper trash road and that is their biggest fucking mistake and the reason they are going broke….seriously…we have seen bitches like this naked far too many time to find them interesting…even though we think every naked bitch is interesting….Playboy…step up your fucking game…

Here are the boring pictures of girls who you’d expect to see naked….

Posted in:Playmates

2010

08

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Half Naked of the Day


I don’t know if I have posted these pictures before. I don’t know when they are from. I just know they are of Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel, two girls who spend most of their professional life half naked whether in lingerie or bikinis, making identifying their work pretty hard since it is all the fucking same, but not the kind of same as when your wife always makes the same fucking thing for dinner, you know the kind of same that makes you hate something cuz you’ve had too much of it, this is the kind of same that is always amazing, no matter how often you sit it cuz they are fucking hot, so I figured I might as well post them even if I’ve posted these or similar pictures like these before, for what feels like the first time, cuz that’s just the level of quality this pussy has…it never gets played out, except maybe to their boyfriends and husbands, cuz bitches, when not in pictures, no matter how hot, tend to be annoying…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel

2010

08

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Slutty of the Beach of the Day

I always hated the girls who go to the beach but aren’t confident enough to strip the fuck down. I don’t expect girls to be perfec airbrushed bodies, if anything I’m cool with the sloppy stomachs, dimples in their asses and pretty much everything else that could go wrong in a bikini as long as they are half naked…because when a bitch is half naked, I can see past their insecurities but there’s nothing hot about the bitch in her t-shirt at the public pool, or waterpark or pretty much anywhere pretending she doesn’t want to get a sunburn when really she doesn’t want us to see her stretchmarks or some shit…especially when the pussy in question is pussy we’ve all seen in self shot naked pics she took for her boyfriend before she started dating a gay for the success of their movie…it’s like she needs to seriously tap into her fucking roots and remember where her whore mixed race pussy started….this is a disgrace.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

08

Jul

Christina Aguilera Sloppy as Fuck of the Day

Seeing X-Tina Aguilera in these pictures reminds me of when the lights go on at the stripclub and that all the money you just put into a lap dance with a girl you thought was delicate and beautiful, who you really believed when she said she was just paying her way through school, all went crashing down because she looked like a fucking zombie who’s skin was falling off her face from her serious meth addiction.

That’s all I have to say about that….

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera