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2010

23

Jun

Some Erotic Addidas Promo Video of the Day

I saw this Adidas video and figured since Soccer is going nuts, or at least the Eurotrash in this city are going nuts for Soccer and everywhere I look I see bitches in Soccer Jerseys, and I’d much rather see them stripping the shit off, unless they aren’t actually bitches but jus dainty men who look like bitches because spending more time doing his hair than a stripper before her first out of town show and squeezing into tight pants is the European way…

Unfortunately, Adidas aren’t paying me to post this shit, but I figure when they give to the community of perverts by taking our World Cup fetishes to another level, they deserve the free press, and it’s not like anyone actually reads my site anyway..

Posted in:Adidas

2010

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got to drinking and forgot I had a website I needed to update…but then I remembered and here are my stepLINKS with no story…cuz nothing interesting ever comes to mind….but lots of interesting come to the stepLINKS. That’s the story I heard….

Lohan is Gonna Pose Nude With Her Scram Bracelet? WTF?!
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Everybody Hates Tori
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Because It’s an Endless Stream of Sluts and Whores
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Emmy Rossum’s Sexy 80’s Leg Warmers
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10 of the Greatest Soccer Fails
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Mmmmmm Abbey Clancy
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How About Some Jessica Jane Clement
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Emmanuelle Seigner is Nekkid!
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Lucy Liu is Still Hot
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THE REUNION OF THE CENTURY: La Toya & Bubbles
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Trina is Playing in the Tub
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Perfect Tits and Lingerie – VIDEO
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Does Thinking Amber Rose is Looking Alright in These Bikini Shots Make Me Gay?
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Sabrina Jales Has a Tight, Tight Body
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Bask in All That is Sunny Lane
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Rosa Acosta is Pure Hotness
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Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Ass Cheek With Backskirt
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Corinna May Well Have the Most Perfect Tits I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Mmmmmmm Charlize Theron
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How About a Sexy and Topless Librarian
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Some Rihanna Casual Hotness
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And More Sadness Regarding Gary Coleman, as If His Death Wasn’t Fucked Up Enough Already
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Nyomi and Mischa Lick Pussy
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Emma Glover’s Favourite Underwear For Nuts
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You Know, I Think America Ferrera is Pretty Cute Sometimes
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Jessie Summers is Hot and That’s All There is To It
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I Love a Random Pic Dump, So Here One Is
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Liz Hurley and Her Massive Fucking Cleavage
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The 10 Dirtiest Moments In Game Show History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ginger Spice is Rocking a Bikini
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Kid Versus Punching Bag
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Striptease of the Day
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Jakki Degg and Her Sweet Tits
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Mariko is one Hot Asian
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Jessica James and Sandee Westgate Are Looking Fine
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DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO EAT AT FRIENDLY’S RIGHT NOW
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Check Out Alexis
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Follow Me!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Jun

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures of the Day

I like bitches in bikinis. I prefer when they are fit and look good in bikinis but I take what I can get.

So if it’s a matter of watching girls in a bikini who are fat, skinny, HIV Positive of virgins I’m down….and if they are in their bikinis in their backyards, on their balconies, in the parks, at the public pool, at the local beach, at the terminally ill ward at the hospital and not actually in bikinis, but in hospital gowns that look like bikinis with a pair of scissors I get away with cuz of the morphine, I’m down…

Now I may not know who Jessica Hart is, but I hear she’s a mode from Australia, the land of bitches in bikinis, and really it doesn’t matter what she does, cuz she’s in a bikini and like I said that’s all it takes for me to be down…


To See The Rest of the PIctures – Follow The Link
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Posted in:Jessica Hart

2010

22

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is a fun place and here is the proof….I have a feeling none of you watch these videos cuz I get no comments on these posts, but I am keeping shit around for now cuz I like it and that’s all that matters.

Doctor caught spying on patients & employees

Audrina Patridge Stalker Pleads No Contest

Man Evades Truck Crashing into Building

Caught on Tape: Burglar Pulls Food from Underwear

FL Woman Beat Up Boyfriend Over Last Beer

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

22

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Still Boring as Fuck of the Day

Fuck bitch…step it up. I’ve been tracking her in hopes she’d slip up from being this consistently boring cunt, but she’s been very loyal to her cause and keeps up the boring hustle, despite having seen her naked in a movie, and despite her potential to take over the paparazzi cuz the world is eager for new pussy to be flashed, but instead she just goes shopping with her homosexual friend, fully clothed, fully covered up, with no make-up on, like some kind of tree hugger lookin’ to raise money to help the oil clean up efforts and the whole thing upsets me. Wasted youth, wasted celebrity pussy wasting my fucking time. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

22

Jun

Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

22

Jun

Salma Hayek’s Mom Nipples of the Day

Salma Hayek is a good fertile Mexican designed to breed….She’s got fat milk filled tits, a fat ass, wide hips ready to drop a new baby every 9 months, and her nipples are like faucets ready to feed a small town and despite having lost her appeal since she’s old and washed up, she’s still got her moments and I guess here’s a glimpse of what was…..and who really cares…cuz as a Mexican she’s automatically a second rate citizen and seeing her ego and celebrity blind her of that, annoys me. She’s the kind of Mexican who forgets she is Mexican the kind of bitch who is trying to be white so hard that she has Mexican staff maintaining her house that she treats like second rate citizens…but I guess her mom tits have the ability to make me ignore that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

22

Jun

Hayden Panettiere’s Midget Legs of the Day

I didn’t realize that midget was offensive until yesterday when I got to talking to some girl and midgets came up in conversation. I started joking around about how disgusting midgets are and how the give would give me nightmares if I had to deal with them more than just crossing the street to avoid them. But then she ruined my fun by showing me a family photo and both her parents were fucking midgets….it was like a sitcom situation you see on TV and get mad at how shitty the writing is to make such an obvious awkward joke…only it was unfortunately real life and the good thing is that I have no soul, I didn’t care, and made more jokes about the shit until she lost her shit and told me to fuck off cuz I was a disgusting pig…and although Hayden Panettiere isn’t an actual midget…she might as well be…since her sex appeal is about on the same level as a midget…but some how she was marketed into being a hot thing a few years ago…something I never understood…but for those of you who still think she’s hot cuz marketing works on you…here are her legs…cuz it turns out girls in shorts aren’t quite as good to jerk off to as girls who are naked and inserting objects inside themselves…..but they are better than nothing….I guess…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2010

22

Jun

Katie Holmes in her Tight Mom Jeans of the Day

The reason I watched That 70s Show when it first drop was to watch Jackie and her 15 year old ass in the tight high-waisted jeans. There was something magical about a teenage cameltoe and I used to write thank you letters to Fox and Rupert Murdoch for finding clever ways to promote kiddie porn and child erotica without getting in trouble…like the guy who wrote his name to look like a cock on Jeopardy without getting censored….

That said, I was too busy to waste my time on Katie Holmes and her dyke nerd tree hugging coffee drinking wordy bullshit on Dawson’s creek….where I thought she was average at best….amongst a gang of fuckers I’d probably beat up if I was in High School with their 30 year old still in High School asses.

But for some reason, I’m digging her now. Maybe it’s cuz I know she hasn’t had cock in years, thanks to her “marriage” with Tom Cruise, maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a cult which proves she’s easy to manipulate, or maybe it’s just the tight jeans….and really who cares……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2010

22

Jun

Megan Fox’s Skinny Little Ass of the Day

I like my bitches skinny. I love eating disorders. I love when a bitch’s thighs don’t touch, but I also like ass to have a little more soul than this…That’s not to say I like my shit big, black and scary as fuck in line at the KFC for some fried chicken, but it is to say that this non-existant shit isn’t ideal cuz there’s nothing awesome about seeing an anus when a bitch is standing up….Ass cheeks are our friends….and even the pubescent bitches I see at the pool have more booty than this….

I figure all this Megan Fox bitch needs to do is spend a little less money on plastic surgery on her face and a little more money getting ass implants…not that it matters cuz it just goes to waste on David from 90210….especially now that her career is over…

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Posted in:Megan Fox