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2016

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t watch sports, but I did agree to watch the baseball game with my neighbor, even though out of all sports, baseball is the least interesting, and the entire time he was freaking out with “Oh My Gods”….and “Did you see that play”…and “this is the most exciting game ever”….making me realize that if […]

2016

01

Nov

Taylor Swift in Deadpool of the Day

Taylor Swift dressed like Deadpool at a little Halloween party she had for her pussy party – that features a couple of Victoria’s Secret models named Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson….and one fake model, who has tricked the world into thinking she’s an actual model, named Gigi Hadid…. I guess dressing like an innocent girl […]

2016

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I find it interesting that the internet has turned the world into a bunch of social activist liars, who have a public act…or facade like the celebrities of our past in an interview…but behind the surface is a vapid little cunt… So when girls aren’t complaining about getting raped or sexually assaulted because of drunk […]

2016

06

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I have internet fights with Sports Illustrated bikini models from the early 2000s, who have since gone onto do nothing, partially because I am a mean spirited model hater, who doesn’t really hate models, but because they hate mr and are bitter their careers never took off…and now that they are fat and old…there’s […]

2016

04

Oct

Nicola Peltz Young Billionaire in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Nicola Peltz really struggles…not financially because her dad is a multi-billionaire, and she’s a spoiled little socialite, but she struggles because even after her dad bought her a role in his friend Michael Bay’s transformers, to out perform Megan Fox, because she’s a little babe…the world gave her a bit of attention, some press, but […]

2016

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I tell my wife that – I am a man – so I am right – my opinion supersedes yours – don’t blame me – blame society…when it comes to arguments…and life in general…not that she respects that or I actually believe it.. Because on the internet I like to pose as a woman in […]

2016

29

Sep

Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it […]

2016

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I like that I am starting to see feminist merchandise popping up…from coffee cups to t-shirts to condoms…to vibrators and porn…because I am sure these are all initiated by a group of dudes who were like “let’s make feminist merch, women love to shop”…and woman are eating it up because feminism is a MEME, it’s […]

2016

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Talking dick pics with girls is ok, because girls love talking about dicks – whether it’s how disgusted they are by them – or how big they like them…girls love dick…it’s an animalistic thing…but it can get pretty confusing because girls are inconsistent…and if you accidentally introduce yourself to the wrong college aged social justice […]

2016

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to write in poor grammar on purpose, just to annoy the people I am texting, or to see if they notice, I mean most speak to me in emoji or acronymns…and are just taking to themselves, so a little There, their, they’re, th’air….on a little UR, your, you’re , our…OAR….doesn’t phase them…fucking lazy […]