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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2008

15

Jan

Paris Hilton the Drunken MC on the Mic at LAX of the Day

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Here is a video I heard about yesterday from LAX Sundays in Hollywood for the Banana Split party featuring DJ “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” AM and Aoki where Paris Hilton shows us what money does to a girl who could have been high society, sipping tea with royalty, playing tennis with other blue blooded people named Blair, but instead chose to be a coked up whore who goes to shitty clubs and dances while getting wasted like she was a piece of trailer park trash on crystal meth fucking on camera to pay for the next hit, because I guess you can’t buy class, but you can buy drugs and it’s probably a lot more fun than class, even if you embarrass yourself and your family in the process.

I ripped off the transcript of what she said from another site, because I am lazy so here it is:

“. . . by the way this Sunday fucking night DJ am is here–the shit–he has all his boys–he fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off. I love it. I wanna suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, fuck it, [unintelligible]. So lets all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd. Fuck the Hollywood crowd. I love the LAX crowd. They’re all here fucking DJ AM Steve Aoki and all of AM’s fucking boys who are the best DJs ever. We’re gonna have so much fun tonight. I love you and there’s so many hot girls and boys here that I wanna fuck you all. I love you all.�

I know a few people who were at this event and apparently she was celebrating her birthday and kissing up on all the DJs and was acting all kinds of crazy. When they told me they had pictures of the event, I just didn’t give a fuck, because I see shots of Paris partying and dancing around like a useless cunt more often than I see my cock, which is also a useless cunt, but a little more penis-influenced, but that’s not the point. She’s played out, she’s old, she’s done did and I think the world is ready for Paris to jump off a bridge or have an overdose in her million dollar home. because clearly the glory days are over, but you gotta give her credit and that is that all young girls fuck on camera now, because of what Paris did and that makes surfing exgirlfriend porn a hell of a lot more interesting than it was 10 years ago and that’s not such a bad legacy to have. Cuddles.


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2008

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been sick all day and I’ve had the worse gas of my life all day. I ate some mexican food and it raped my insides because Mexico food in Canada doesn’t work for Mexican dudes. For the first time in my life I smell like my wife’s pussy and it’s turning me on, so as I sit here lookin’ for links, I just keep breathing the toxic shit in and feel like I am tasting a piece of heaven…..

Speaking of Heaven, A Plastic Surgeon Reads the Site, Because I Attract High Society and He Responded with Why Jenna’s Tits are So Wonky…Check it Out…
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Now here are my links:

Here’s a Brutal Race Car Accident…
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Some Drunk Paris Hilton Video
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Club Slut Jennifer Hanley
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Bjork is Insane …. We Only Realize this Now
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Flower Tucci is a Pornstar Showing Off Her Ass In a Dress…
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Pulp FIction Writer Gets Arrested for Manslaughter
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Rachel Bilson Refuses to Go Naked
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Amy Reid Showing her Vagina Pictures
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Vanessa Hudgens in Short Shorts
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Your New Favorite Sport – Cock Boxing
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Some Crazy Homeless Guy Video
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Some Sweet Child of Mine Video Gayness
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Some Ashley Tisdale in Shorts Pictures
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Guy gets caught beating his meat…
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Spice Girls At Some Fashion Show
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Banging David Spade
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Some Big Boob Prank Video
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Here’s a Lesbian Shower Video
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This is the Easiest Way to See Up a Girls Skirt
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Amy Winehouse and All Kinds of Crazy at the Supermarket
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Club Slut Forbidden
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Some Young Girls Dip It Low in Some Tennis Skirts
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Britney Spears Rocking an Intensely Rude Jacket…
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Exclusive Britney in the Bathroom of the Courthouse Story That Involves Her Pulling Out Her Tampon and Swinging it Around Her Head Insanity….Holy Shit.
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Glenn Close Is Turnin’ Me On With Her Milky Mustache…
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Some Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Some Fucking Hot Webcam Video
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Some Crazy Guy on the Subway Video
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Scrape the Wall You Farting Bitch
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Talking Vagina Video…
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Check Out the Crazy Dollhouse Dude at the Britney Spears Court Case
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Nicky Watson Bikini Pictures
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Some Clip from the Movie The Ten of Jesus Taking Someone’s Virginity….because Being the Son of God Used to Go Far with the Ladies….
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Video of a guy that snaps his leg in half trying some stupid BMX stunt
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Heidi Montag for Maxim Photoshoot Video
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This is Some Hot Playboy Chick Wrestling Didn’t Want
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Cop Runs Over a Handicapped Dude
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Photobucket Panty and Pussy Shots
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Vagina and Anal Play on Photobucket
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Some Photobucket Vagina and Tit Lickin’
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Some Self Shot Pics for Some Suburban Gangster
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Some Girl’s TIt and Panty Ass Flash
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Some Nude Portraits
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Some Young Lookin Vagina
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Some Self Shot Big Tits
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Army Chick – G-String and Tits
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Some Self Shot Vagina
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More Tits an Ass
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FROM THE FORUM

Heart Thread
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Stevie Ray Vaughn
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Life Aquatic OST
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Incubus – Morning View
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Awesome Exhibitionist
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2008

14

Jan

New York Sex Tape of the Day

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I don’t have a TV so I have no idea what this I Love New York bullshit is, but from what I know, it’s gotta do with some black chick. This clip is rumored to be her sex tape with some dude she met at a club who she was getting busy with and somehow this clip got released.

Since I don’t know who the bitch is, I can’t tell you if this is legit or not, and I guess it doesn’t really matter, what does matter is whether dude’s wearing a condom, because whoever this is, she looks dirty and I am not just saying that because she’s got dark skin and could have got that dark skin by rolling around in a mud puddle because that would be racist and I am not racist. I am saying it because you should always use a rubber with a girl you meet in a club because they are usually whores or something not too far off from being a whore…It’s not a race thing….That’s all.

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2008

14

Jan

Jenna Jameson is a Model of the Day

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The funny thing about low grade pornstars is that they can’t really afford the fake tits because despite fucking on camera for money, they don’t make the kind of money needed to invest. It’s too much of a stretch to support their low grade lives and addictions to put money aside for the big operation. So they try to make the extra cash for their tits by stripping but never quite make enough because as low grade girls no one really asks them for lap dances unless it’s for a joke on one of their buddies or because they are too drunk to notice how busted the low grade pornstars are. So the only way for them to get big titties is to spend their $5000 dollars on fried food, because at least that way they gets to eat and big tits at the same time. The only downfall is big titties from food mean a big ass to match, but when you’re low grade who really gives a fuck about you.

Jenna Jameson is a pornstar who could pull off buying the fake tits multiple times because she’s a dick sucking for money success story , and here she is trying to pull off being a model on the runway, something her haggard face is having a hard time doing, if only life was as simple as just putting 5000 dollars into tits and putting a dick in your mouth, then we wouldn’t all be forced to watch her half dead AIDS body fail as hard as your little penis gets for her as she tries to go mainstream.

At least we get to look at her nasty implant scars that she paid 5000 dollars for. Money well spent if you ask me. It’s like that time I paid someone to give me a black eye because I wanted to look tough for a chick, only more expensive and more permanent. These porn bitches really are living the life.

Either way, Jenna announced that she wasn’t going to spread her legs on camera anymore and based on these pics – that’s a good thing because she’s fucking disgusting and creepy.

BONUS – Jenna at the AVN awards with her INSANE Self-Absorbed Speech….


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2008

14

Jan

Some AVN Pictures Emailed to Me of the Day

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A pervert amongst perverts is not really a pervert – they are just considered normal….so maybe a virgin loser amongst virgin losers are not really virgin losers, which is good news for you, now all you got to do it find some like-minded people.

The porn awards and expo is a place for the freaks who chronically masturbate and who obsess over their favorite porn sluts to finally meet these trashy half naked bitches. So they show up with cataloged pictures of all their favorite porn sluts and wait in line for hours to get their autograph, which is really not that bad, considering the amount of times they’ve cum inside the rubber vagina molded to these girls. The line-ups are really secondary to the happiness meeting the girl you think you’re already married to, because of all the times you’ve jerked off to them when no one else was there for you.

Either way, my whole theory on this shit is that some dude who runs the industry started the awards to make the porn girls feel like what they do is a legitimate line of work, to give them recognition and to make them feel like they are good at what they do and that it matters because finding girls who love sucking cock and taking it up the ass on camera isn’t the easiest thing to do when girls think it’s the equivalent of being a whore and no one really wants to be a whore. But the second you put the stamp of approval on this shit, everything changes and all of a sudden everything becomes okay and accepted.

One of my readers felt bad about me not getting to go to the awards or the EXPO so he sent in his pictures for me to post. Thanks for the goodtimes pervert, I hope meeting your fantasy girlfriend was all you hoped it was.

On a side-note, I know nothing about porn or pornstars even though I am considered a NSFW porn site, so I couldn’t tell you who is who in these pictures if I tried, but I am sure you can fill us all in….

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2008

14

Jan

Katherine McPhee and Her Boob Bag of the Day

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Here is a picture of Katherine McPhee rockin’ a purse shaped like tits that probably turns you one. It kind of reminds me of the pillow your mom once bought you when she was trying to ween you off breast milk at 15 years old because your co-dependency went on way too long and all the other kids would laugh when you’d demand to be fed in public.

It also reminds me of the rubber vagina I keep my quarters in, but I always get really dirty looks when I pull that fucker out at the grocery store, but that’s just because the dude working the cash gets turned on by it because like you he’s never seen a real vagina, while Katherine McPhee just gets a whole lot of laughs and smiles, because people don’t think she’s a fucking pervert. The world’s not fair for our kind….

I guess the good news is that you can now buy yourself a pair of tits that won’t shit on you, make you spend you money on them, laugh at your small penis and leave you for your best friend, you can also use these tits to stash away your secret notes you write to yourself about how sad you are and other lame shit you don’t want anyone to find and the real good news is that in the event of an emergency you can always make your best friend hold them up to his chest like Katherine McPhee is doing and jerk off on them to feel what it’s really like to cum on titties….only a the gayer and more awkward version.


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2008

11

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Ass Going to the Gym of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is going to the gym to keep her broad shoulders broad and her thick legs thick, because it’s hard to be a midget body builder without a gym, that’d be like being a pornstar without a vagina, or a doctor without surgical gloves, or a pilot without a plane or an alcoholic without booze, or…I don’t know what the fuck I am saying but I do know that she uses acting to support her dreams of winning the strong man contest and I have faith that this is a little midget who could success story in the making. Now Look at her little muscular ass that can crush stone….Enjoy you sick fuck…


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2008

11

Jan

Ali Bastian Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of some chick I’ve never heard of named Ail Bastian in a bikini. I am posting them because I never see girls in bikinis because the only place to swim around here is the community center or the public pool in the summer and they usually ask me to leave when I start taking pictures of the Aquarobics Senior Citizen class, but they don’t get that I only do that to make them feel like they still have some level of sex appeal since the only action they ever get is when the orderly changes their diapers after they shit themselves on purpose to get the orderly to change their diaper…it’s just the senior seduction process like when you go to club and see a young girl grinding on some dudes dick, only the ready for death because I live in a home and my body hangs off of me like a loose fitting sweater version.

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2008

11

Jan

Jessica Alba Pregnant Photoshoot Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba the other day that could be her first photoshoot since admitting to the world that she takes loads in her and doesn’t believe in vacuuming the STD out. It’s pretty obvious that she’s knocked up now and the baby is showing and shit, I guess it only takes 9 months to ruin 10 years of working on being a slut we all wanted to knock up.

Reality is that you’re so fucking desperate that you’d fuck a ziploc bag filled with tomato paste and pretend you were popping a virgin or some shit, so this whole Alba ruining herself in having a kid that will make her vagina never be the same again is bullshit, because her mangled post-pregnancy vagina and wonky post-pregnancy body is still going to better than any pussy you’d ever bag and by pussy you’d ever bag I mean your pussy is a bag with a little tomato paste in it. You like how I brought that full-circle – don’t you.

Bonus – Some Jessica Alba is Pregnant So Her Tits Are All Hormonal and Bigger and All You Virgin Comic Book Virgins Find that Fascinating Because You Know Nothing About Girls or Tits and Getting a Girl Pregnant is Such a Fucking Stretch For You, That You Have to Wait Until Your One Girlfriend from High school comes crawling back to you after spending the last decade being a slut and mistreated by boyfriend dream comes true like your life was Forrest Gump only a lot more boring and retarded…only to realize that it’ll never happen, but the dream keeps you going…


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2008

11

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Doing Product Placement in a Bikini at Home of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is pretty much a useless bitch who gets more publicity than she deserves because she’s just a useless bitch that somehow manipulated the world into thinking she’s at least relevant enough to get on TV or in Magazines, but on the positive side of things, I’d totally spend the afternoon wining and dining her anus, because compared to my wife, bitch is a fuckin’ prize.

Here she is whoring herself in a way that is less appealing than 4 dollar back alley blowjobs, but also more socially acceptable. She’s doing some kind of product placement bullshit for Clinique, Guitar Hero, Designer Dogs and Fructis, but half of those product placements are done in a bikini, so I guess I can’t really shit on her, unless I became some big studio exec promising her a starring movie roll or something, but that’s not going to happen, so instead I’ll just shit on my floor, because it never says no and I’m too lazy to walk all the way to the bathroom.


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