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2008

16

Jan

Selita Ebanks Brings Her Bra Out to Fight of the Day

Her name is Selita Ebanks and she’s one of the less popular Victoria’s Secret angels. I’ve never really heard of her but then again my wife doesn’t get the catalog because she’s too damn fat to rock any of their goods and that’s why I hate fucking her.

Here she is hosting some event opening of some Fight Week. I guess some of these Victoria’s Secret models take on shitty jobs hosting parties and opening of events because it helps pay the bills or some shit, and it reminds me of this time I met a hot chick who told me she was a model then a week later rolled through some convention randomly and she was handing out condoms, and a few months later saw the same girl handing out Toilet Paper samples at the Grocery Store because I guess editorial work wasn’t too fruitful, but the convenience of her new job was that if she wanted fruit, she just had to roll a couple aisles over.

Either way, Selita is lookin good in a see through shirt and we can see her bra, something you’d think wouldn’t be too exciting on some bitch who is always in lingerie, but as a pervert, I take what I can get as often as I can get it and rarely get bored, even when shit’s been played the fuck out and she’s not showing nipple or shoving things in her ass on all fours.


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2008

16

Jan

Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess of the Day

You can take the slut out of the party, usually by carrying her drunken ass out in a way that if she pukes none of it splashes on your new shoes, but you can’t take the party out of the slut. I know that made absolutely no sense, but what I am getting at is that Tara Reid is a lot like Paris Hilton in the sense that they are both around 30 years old, but still party like they are 18 year olds at a frat party during homecoming week.

There’s nothing really wrong with making a life out of getting fucked and fucked up, it actually turns me on, because girls who get their lives together and work the corporate gig to save up for the down payment on the condo and the one vacation they go on with all their girlfriends during Christmas vacation and the occassional slip up where they want to feel like they are young again and hit up some lame old lady bar all while pretending they weren’t taking 2 dicks at the same time in the coat check room after drinking 27 shots 5 years earlier kinda bore the fuck out of me.

I am all for having a good time with people who don’t know what the fuck is going on because they’re too fucking wasted and without booze I would have never bagged most of the girls I’ve bagged. So here are some pics of Tara Reid living the dream.


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2008

16

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Pregnant Ass is Still Ashamed of the Day

Jessica Alba is ashamed because she knows what she did was wrong and if you don’t know what I am talking about it’s pretty fucking simple. She was involved with this dude Cash Warren, they broke up, he went off to do whatever he does and she ran after him. Being a dude, he fell for the break-up sex, thinking she was on her Birth Control pill or using a condom bitch didn’t poke a hole into and she miraculously got pregnant. Being the good guy he is, he decided it was his duty to walk her through this and try to be together again, despite knowing she did something crazy to lock him in….so it’s just a matter of time before Alba is a single mother working 2 jobs, bringing home random men in hopes of finding a father figure and someone to do the “man jobs” around the house and cuddle her lonely, needy ass at night….

Then again, I could be wrong because I did totally fabricated this story in my paranoid head, but I think it’s the truth and that’s all that matters to me…..


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2008

16

Jan

Britney Spears Buys a Pregnancy Test of the Day because She’s Crazy of the Day


I haven’t been following the Britney Spears story at all because I honestly don’t give a fuck. I am too self absorbed and I find the shit pretty fucking boring because it’s got nothin to do with me. I don’t really care that she’s completely insane or that she’s lost her kids and has been skipping court dates. I guess it’s sad that she’s probably goin to end up killing herself or institutionalized and that someone like her isn’t really safe to have on the streets and that her life is so fucking chaotic and intense when it could have been so relaxed and retired by 23 because she fucked the wrong dude who took her for a ride and ruined her making it like a scene from a really bad movie, all while I sit at my computer in my soiled underwear eating a muffin.

Either way, I heard she’s banging a paparazzi and I am jealous of him, because I’d want to be on the front lines of this shit but that’s just because I think my life is dull and I think it’d be fun. I always had a thing for vulnerable girls, they are easy to win over and K-Fed again and it seems like homie may have already hooked that up, because she was seen out buying a pregnancy test.

I like the way she thinks, if the motherfuckers won’t let her have her babies, she’ll just make herself some more.They can’t stop her tattered womb from doing what it’s supposed to do and that’s the kind of ambition you need to become a success. You don’t take no for an answer, you keep going back to the studio til you find that hit, even if it means fucking an immigrant with a camera to make it happen.

It reminds me of the time girl refused to go on a date with me, so I just climbed her fire escape, crawled into her room and stole all her dirty panties…because let’s face it, that’s all I really wanted her for…and I just wouldn’t take no for an answer….so in a Lot of ways I am like Britney Spears and that’s pretty exciting. Want to see me dance?

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2008

16

Jan

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini for GQ of the Day


Rachel Bilson is just one of those girl you’d see in the club and totally want to slip the date rape drug into her drink. She’s small and that makes it easier to pull her out by her hair without anyone asking any questions. Once getting her into the cab, you’d just tell the cabby how she just had one too many Tequila shots and that as her longtime friend you want to make sure she gets home safe so that some creepy dude doesn’t get her home and have his way with her, totally tricking him into thinking that you’re not that creepy dude taking her home to have your way with her and possibly even tricking him into giving you a free ride because you’re just that nice and more crafty that a group of grandmas at a church bazaar.

Rachel Bilson does things to me that not many other girls do. She makes me a bad boy. She’s like the girl the rapist said was wearing too short of a skirt and that’s what made him do it. The proof of that is that she made me watch a Zach Braff whiney Jew movie just to see her in one sex scene that lasted a minutre and she also made me watch a whole couple seasons of the OC in one sitting when I was at a friend’s house and the OC marathon was on and I had drank one or two too many cocktails.

The point of all this is to say that I am not a date rapist or any kind of rapist for that matter, but Rachel Bilson could have the power to change that, she’s the kind of girl who makes me want to try new things and explore new worlds but since the the chances of me being in the same room as her are pretty much slim to none, and since I am a pretty sexy middle-aged fat married dude that she’d totally want a piece of and since you can’t rape the willing, this post shouldn’t lead you to calling the police.

It should however lead you to be happy, because GQ has got Rachel Bilson doing some pretty magical half naked things and that’s a good way to start your day. Cuddles.


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2008

16

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and had a celebrity encounter. Some tall, mean looking black girl was walking towards me with her big bald black boyfriend and I turned to the drunken asshole I was with and said it was Omarosa from the Apprentice, thinking I was making a bad racist joke. The drunken asshole I was with turned to me and told me that is was her and about 3 seconds later some TMZ lookin’ paparazzi punk kid sprints by us to get his footage with her. I am telling you this because I am tired of being called a racist and getting racist hate mail when clearly I know my black people.

Here are my links:

Mark Ronson is Amy Winehouse’s Coke Dealer
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Some Teen Throws Some Crazy Party and Makes the News in Australia as He Hides from His Parents
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HOT “MODEL” GIRLS HIT THE SHEETS
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Some Funny Police Brutality On Some Crazy Bitch
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Vida Guerra working out those Glutes
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Some Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt Pictures
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Mena Suvari in a Hot Photoshoot
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Some David Choe Sexy Tea Stain Pussy Shots
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Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tips Off the Paparazzi Because He is Scum
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Here’s Some Club Slut Named Kimberly Holland in her Lingerie Posing…
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Some Lohan Freaking Out at the Paparazzi and Not at Me Video
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Here’s Some Guide to Lingerie for You People Who Will Never Find a Woman To Buy Lingerie For
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Some Model Named Elizabeth Banks Posing Like the Slut that She Is….
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Some Weird Co-Workers Had Sex in Their Seats on the Plane and Got Arrested When THey Landed
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1 Girl 1 Pitcher is My New Favorite Site
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Some Billionaire’s Girlfriend’s Ass in a Bikini For You
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Kelly Osborne and Amy Winehouse Rockin’ Out Together in London
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Chase Crawford from Gossip Girl Has Some Myspace Pics That Have Hit the Net – These are Them
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Jenna Jameson in 1996 at the AVN Awards Flashback
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Good Faggot Madden Talks About His Baby With Nicole Richie
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Some Hot Girls Naked Together Photoshoot
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Some Jamie Pressley Lookin’ Good After Having Her Baby
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Some Hysterical Advice from Khia for Hood Magazine
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Kimberly Stewart Lookin’ Disgusting on Her Way To Villa Lounge in LA
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Her Name is Cody Lane and She’s Shoving Things in Her Ass
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Here are Some Topless and Slutty Pictures of the King of France’s New Girlfriend Who He Will Probably Marry
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Here are Some Hot Chick Computer Tips
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Pornstar Signing Autographs at the AVN’s in a See-Through Outfit
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Pam Anderson’s Tits Reunited With Tommy Lee at at Baseball Game
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Erykah Badu Takes On Being A Clown
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Rihanna Lookin’ Whiter Than Ever
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Some Celebrity Impersonator Video
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A MOMENT OF CLARITY FOR “BOOTH BABES”
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Some Major Hump Dancing Video
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Some Crazy Wrestler Stabs his Opponent
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Some Naked Chick Drinking Alizee Cuz She’s Gangster
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples, Stained Shirt, Short Shorts Pictures I Was Going to Post But Forgot TO
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Some Girl Dancing on a Dildo Ball
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Some Pre-911 World Trade Center Ad
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Some Hot Fucking Photobucket Chick NAKED
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Bad Girls Club Episode Preview With Girls in Booty Shorts…
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Some Tom Cruise is Crazy in his Scientologist Speech
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Kid Rock Gave A Bus Boy $1000
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Monica Hansen in FHM
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Some Amateur UFO VIdeo
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Ashley Tisdale And Her New Penis
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Matthew McConaughey Knocks Up His Hot Slut….Proper.
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Britney Spears Wrote a Suicide Letter Because She’s Crazy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Hospitalized For Being Ugly
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Crazy Britney Spears Had a Naked Shopping Spree in a Betsey Johnson Store….Because She’s Fucking Crazy
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Some Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures for Some Photoshoot….
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Oprah is Taking Over the World and that Turns Me On
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Alessandra Ambrosio May Be Pregnant
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Fat Dude Chugging a Thing of Maple Syrup Because It’s Something Only a Fat Dude Would DO
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FROM THE FORUM

The Cars Anthology
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Danielle Lloyd Thread
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Spank Rock – Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
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The Pretenders Greatest Hits
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Danzig
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Mazzy Star – She hangs Brightly
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This chick should be in porn – video
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A new type of sex toy – NSFW
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Talking Heads – stop making sense
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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2008

15

Jan

Brad Renfro is Dead of the Day

Known Heroin addict and child star Brad Renfro was found dead in his home at 9 am this morning by his girlfriend. I guess the real issue is who the fuck is showing up at anyone’s house at 9 in the fucking morning I think there are rules against that shit.

Either way, he was in Bully and a few other movies like The Client and Apt Pupil and now his next role is going to be 6 feet under….

Self Destruction is a sad thing, but when self destruction actually works and the motherfucker dies, I have little sympathy. If he was found dead because of cancer or AIDS or a heart defect or a car accident or foul play or some shit, I’d be a little nicer, but this selfish heroin bullshit is just drawn out suicide that isn’t fair to the people who actually love the motherfucker…That said, the cause of death is unknown….and it’s probably bad luck if I don’t say Rest in Peace Motherfucker.

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2008

15

Jan

Eva Mendes’ Cleavage Makes Me Feel Like a Loser of the Day

Nothing says that I am all man like posting pictures of a girl’s cleavage like I love the shit so much that I can’t get enough of it and need to run to my website to talk about it. This is the internet version of going to the mall and sitting across from some busty slag in the food court and just freaking out over her tits as they spill out of her shirt as she unsuspectingly bends the fuck over to put more mustard on her corn dog or some shit.

Posting pictures of some celebrity I don’t give a fuck about showing off some cleavage shirt definitely doesn’t make me feel like a loser with no fucking sex life or no fucking life at all, giving me the time to crop this shit and post it like it’s fucking worth everyone’s attention….It’s basically saying that a girl can’t wear a cleavage shirt without having some pervert staring them down….unfortunately today I am that pervert and I’m not proud of it.

Here are some pictures of Eva Mendes showing off some cleavage and here I am making a big deal about it like I give a fuck. Cuddles.

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2008

15

Jan

Beyonce’s Got a Camel Toe of the Day

The problem for girls who are bigger than they like to admit is that they usually wear pants that are too small for them and those pants ride up their pussies like shit was the school bus and they had no fuckin’ choice because if they didn’t their mom’s would ground the fuckers and school would give them a fuckin’ detention or some shit.

The good thing about girls who are bigger than they like to admit is that we get to see what their pussies look like through their pants as they ride the shit like it was a school bus and they had no choice.

So as Beyonce gets older and rounder her pants stay the same and lucky for us we get to see a little camel toe cunt definition, because despite it not being the same kind of luck as winning a million dollars or actually getting pussy, it’s its own kind of luck that makes staring at your computer a little more entertaining.

After zooming in on the shit, I realize that there’s no fucking cameltoe in these pictures and I reported false fucking news, unfortunately I am in too deep to pull the story so fuck it.


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Posted in:Pussy Definition|Unsorted

2008

15

Jan

Janice Dickinson Showing Us How Flexible Her Rubber Body Is of the Day

Fake tits are retarded and I don’t understand the psychology behind getting that shit, but they seem to be pretty fucking popular amongst girls who like asshole muscle dudes in Ed Hardy t-shirts with frosted spiked hair.

They also seem to be popular with girls who like to flaunt that shit like they were born with big tits and the fuckers are something special that not just anybody could have if they had the money or interest. It’s like when my asshole friend shows off his flat screen TV to me and tells me how fucking awesome it is, like he’s living the fuckin’ dream, meanwhile the fucking thing cost him 600 dollars, and that’s not that much fuckin’ money, making his dream pretty fucking attainable for the average fuckin’ man.

None of that really matters because I’ve been talking about fake tits way too fuckin’ much the last couple of days, it’s like I’ve been dreaming, breathing and eating the fuckers or something and I can only blame the AVN awards I didn’t attend for tainting me with images of porn sluts and dreams of fuckin’ pornstars because they pretty much fuck anything.

Here’s some Janice Dickinson bikini pictures because being old, haggard and leather skinned may not allow her to model anymore, but shit is encouraged in the porn industry so all she’s gotta do is shift things out a little and by shift things out I mean take some cock up in her on camera…..she’s already got all the moves down because she’s had so much plastic surgery, bitch moves like she’s made of rubber, so we’re halfway there and that’s more than I can say for myself about pretty much anything except maybe being a faillure, but i like the think I’ve done that right and I’m fully there.

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