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2007

13

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the hospital, not because I was sick, but to point at laugh at the terminally ill to feel better about myself. I’m just joking but I did go to the hospital to ask terminally ill patients if I could borrow 100 dollars, since they don’t have any use for it. I’m just joking, but I did go to the AIDS ward dressed like a conservative bible thumping motherfucker and asked the dudes if that night of debauchery with their bum was worth it now that they can reflect on it from the hospital bed and that if they had chosen the christian way they’d probably be having dinner with his wife and kids right now. I am just joking, I was too lazy to leave the house today and dying isn’t funny and AIDS is an African problem not a gay problem, but if I any of you are looking for a pretty depressing day that will make you feel better about your shitty life, or a great first date activity, feel free to use my hospital idea.

Here are my links:

Here’s a Hot Skinny Chick for You
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Stream The DVD – CRIMINALS GONE WILD – Following Real Life Crack Addicts Being Addicts. It’s an Hour Long and Good Fuckin’ Times
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Celebrity Sex Tapes From the Future
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Watch this Dude Punch Randoms in the Face While Interviewing Them
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The Girls on the Bad Girls Club are Fuckin Trash and I Love Them
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These are the First Alba Pics Since Announcing She’s a Knocked Up Slut
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Some Nicolette Sheridan Hard Nipple Pictures
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Some Salma Hayek Post Pregnancy Pics
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Tony Parker Cheated on Eva Longoria With Some French Model Named Alexandra Paressant Because She is Hotter than Eva Longoria…
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More Mischa Modeling Pictures because She’s a Model Now
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Heidi Montag Singing for the Paparazzi Like an Asshole Promoting Her Net Album
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Tyra Banks Thinks Britney Should Kill Herself….
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Here’s Some Jailbait of the Day
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Vide Guerra Has a Hot Shoot for some Photographer Named Felix Natal Jr. Video
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Some Gangster Got Shot by his 2 Year Old
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Some Chicks With No Bras On In Tank Tops
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Some Squirting With Massive Distance
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Fergie Hangs With Brandon Davis
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The Smallest Handgun in the World Has Some Kick
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Are These Tits Fake or Natural?
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Some Dude Lights a Stack of Matches in his Homie’s Ass, I Can Only Assume It’s Some Strategy to Kill the Aids before Gettin’ Busy
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Listen To Janet Jackson’s New Song
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Some Lesbian Sleeping With Her Boyfriend
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Rumer Willis Got a Weave and Still Looks Like a Man….
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A Bunch Of Lesbians Having Strap-On Sex for My Lesbian Readers
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Here’s Some Blonde Chick Named Michelle Lookin’ Like She’s Made of Plastic at Least Like Her Tits are Made of Plastic
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Some Molecules fuckin’ Sell Hair Gel
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Have You Scene These Heather Graham Taking It Hard From Behind Video From Some Movie That’s Coming Out on DVD Soon?
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When Will Amy Winehouse Die
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This is a Forum for Girls With Implants and If You Look Hard Enough, You May Find Before and After Pics
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How To Handle a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here’s Another Top 10 List of the Hottest Movie Sex Scenes
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Here’s a Good Job that Suits Your Lazy Lifestyle
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Watch the Drunk Crawl Video
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From Photobucket:

Some Girl Posning Topless, Naked and In Underwear for You
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Some Nasty Vagina Shot
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Some Chicks Pictures of Her Breast Reduced Tits with Scars
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Dumpy Ass With Big Tits You’d Fuck
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Some Black Chick Posing in LIngerie
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Some Loser Puts Pics in His Photobucket To Trick Us Into Thinking He’s Not a Loser….
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Young Teen Tits on Cellphone Pics
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Watch Girls in Action…..Or Find The Best Places to Find Chicks in Action…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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2007

12

Dec

I am – RIP Ike Turner of the Day

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So in the wake off all the lesbian haters who have started coming to the site and emailing me rude man hating comments, this post is for you. You’ll be happy to know that an innovator in the wife-beating movement has passed away today. It took a while for it to happen, but now you’ve got what you prayed for, murderer.

For the rest of us, Ike Turner, a man who knew a woman’s place in the world has sadly passed away. We’ve lost a man who could really push the envelop and cultivate a woman’s talent and sexuality to lure in international success. He made himself rich while keeping her in-line, because let’s face it, without Ike to police her behavior, there’d be no Tina Turner.

You all may be blinded by the over-glamorized version of their story from the Hollywood version, but none of us know what really went on, or what Tina did to deserve what she got, what we do know is that it was probably worth taking, because look at her now. Without Ike, there’d never be a movie about them, she’d never be one of the biggest acts in show biz, she’d probably be singing in the local piano bar for free 2 nights a week, while showing off those legs while serving plates at the local diner.

What it comes down to, is that if he was such a bad guy, and if Tina actually hated the motherfucker for being such a bad guy, and if she didn’t feel she owed her life and career to him, would she still use his last name…..so you can all hate, but me and Tina know what’s up. You’re just blinded by your lesbian feminist women studies bullshit. Cuddles.

Rest in Peace, Motherfucker.


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2007

12

Dec

I am – Megan Fox Nipple Slip of the Day

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I understand why virgin motherfuckers and dudes who like science fiction and collecting action figures think that Megan Fox is the hottest piece of ass out there, it’s because she’s in Transformers, and their Transformers were their only friends growing up.

Here are her nipples for the first time, because I know you feel like you have some kind of relationship with her, when in reality you’ve just been jerking off to High-Res Internet pics of her for the last year, but when you’re always alone, I guess it’s hard to tell the difference. Cuddles.


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2007

12

Dec

I am – Mandy Moore’s Fat Legs Hiding of the Day

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Everyone disses Britney about the way she’s living, but I know that she’s doing exactly what I wanted her to be doing when I used to watch her cocktease the world when she was a teenager. I’m talking showing off her cunt, getting fucked up, acting insane and all that shit.

The reality is that the biggest disappointment in that era of poptarts is Mandy Moore. Watch this video and tell me what you’d want to see her doing in 10 years.

Now, realize that you’ve never seen her vagina and that’s a good thing, because lookin’ at these pictures you’ll see that she’s some average looking girl at best. She’s got some Carnie Wilson shit going on and even she realizes it and tries to covers her pudgy fuckin’ face from the cameras. She is like one of those hot highschool girls with a bright shiny life ahead of her, who looked like she was skinny and had it going on before fully groin into herself and by grow, I mean laterally. So Mandy Moore’s hips don’t lie, and they’re screaming that they can’t breathe under the 20 lbs that’s suffocating them, and the contour-panties that are trying to slim them, I guess that’s why she had to resort dating people like DJ AM, who by the way is gayer than bicycle shorts. Cuddles


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2007

12

Dec

I am – Jessica Alba is Pregnant of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba buying a mattress, which was a lot more interesting when I saw them yesterday, before finding out bitch was pregnant. I did notice that her ass looked fatter and I wasn’t down with that, but I just assumed it was the jeans and not the fact that her ex came up in her. I should be more aware, because I was just thinking about all the shit that mattress is going to see, but now all I can see is morning sickness, fat asses, hormonal whining and eating and even after the pregnancy is done, it’ll just be a broken down looser stitched up cunt and broken down, fatter body.

I remember reading about her and her baby daddy Cash Money Warren broke up. I guess she saw shit coming to an end and didn’t want to lose him, so she did the “pretend I am on the pill, or poke a hole in the condom to get knocked up so that he’ll be forced to come back to me” stunt before he could escape, because bitches are crazy and now he’s gotta pretend he cares about her while trying to convince her to abort.

See ya later Alba, your career is over, you were boring and washed the fuck up anyway, and will be replaced. You may have never got naked in movies, or had any talent beyond guys wanting to fuck you, but it’s nice to see you hiding your shame for being an out-of-wedlock knocked up slut.


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2007

12

Dec

I am – Coco’s Huge Tits at Some “I am Legend” Premiere of the Day

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You know what the world is missing? More fake blonde girls with retarded fake tits and cheap whore lookin’ outfits. I am sure none of you have seen bitches like this walking around your local mall, or working the local strip club. It’s like they are a race of their own and I don’t know where they come from, but I assume it’s from some wishing they didn’t come from the trailer park with an abusive father, lost their virginity at 11, became a stripper at 18, married a truck driver or drug dealer by 19, at 20 took their shot at porn in hopes to hit big and it backfired because they didn’t realize the dude who hired them was just some dude with his dad’s video camera , then worked their way back to the pole, and every year they got older, they’d upgrade their tits to take focus away from their aging, until some rich older dude realizes that he likes fucking bitches who look like this and that they won’t run away from him because they are too trashy for other rich people to take to dinner parties, so in a way he owns them, place.

This Coco bitch is living the dream and broke free from being forced to buy her shit in the discount bin at the local sex shop, but you can take the girl out of the trash you found her in, but you can’t take the trash out of the girl, because years of getting fucked by random men, filling the void, has left them damaged. Yeah, I know that made no sense, but what I am getting at is that, her brain is programmed to think cheap slut gear is hot and now that she’s won the Ice-T lottery she can’t turn down a 3 slut shirts and a pair of slut jeans with a lame pattern for $9.99 deal.

It’s like that time I met a homeless dude who won 500,000 dollars in the lottery and even though he rented an apartment and got furniture and shit, he still would sneak out at night and sleep on the street, because that was his home, like these stupid 1992 pants are Coco’s home.


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2007

12

Dec

I am – Tara Reid Rubbin’ Lotion on Her Fake Tits of the Day

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So I am guessing that these Tara Reid pictures are from when she was in Australia. I am pretty sure she isn’t there anymore, but keeping tabs on Tara Reid’s itinerary isn’t really a hobby of mine, not because I wouldn’t like to do body shots out of her asshole at a Spring Break party, but because I am lazy. It’s a curse.

Bitch is looking skinny and I’m into that, mainly because skinny girls have eating disorders and along with making them a cheap date, it also means that you’re better off eating out their assholes than actually making out with them, because their assholes are hardly used, while their mouth just smells like rotting insides and stomach acid and death.

Unfortunately, Tara Reid’s not a real skinny chick with an eating disorder, she’s more of the kind of bitch who just throws up blood and dinner every night after binge drinking, and to kick the excess booze weight that manages to seep, she just uses her money from shitty movies to get liposuction, leaving the skin on her stomach a haggard sloppy mess, making me wonder what her vagina looks like, but happy to know that if it doesn’t make the cut, or if she’s having a herpes outbreak, I can always mold a new one to fuck with her loose stomach skin. Not that my penis works, but this is the internet I can pretend. Kinda like when you told the internet girlfriend youmet on Second Life about how you weren’t a useless poor fat fuck and that you’ve actually had sex, but way cooler, because it’s me doing it. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Lotion|Unsorted

2007

12

Dec

I am – Defended By A Topless Black Chick of the Day

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So it turns out that a hot black chick who reads this site and who I have been asking for vagina pictures from has come to my defense. I think it’s got nothing to do with wanting to watch her eat watermelon, not because of her race, but because I like watching the juices drip off her face and seeing her spit up the seeds. I’ll stop talking about all this soon….but not as long as hot black chicks send in hot pics that don’t smell like Burger King, even though the Whopper changed my life….

As being a black woman, I’ve never felt that Jeezus Martinez in any way came off as if he was a racist to the African American Community. We have played dominoes and drank a few red stripes on occasion and he told me how much he appreciated our invention of Traffic Light because now he has more fun things to do whilst driving; such as run red lights. Overall, I think he’s just a man who equally attacks everyone without even thinking about using their race as fodder.

He loves the Black Community, especially their Women, even the ones in Africa with AIDS because he doesn’t discriminate when it comes to vagina, except against white feminists with sand in their dried up vaginas.

Speaking of AIDS, Liberal Feminist Cunts are AIDS and they keep spreading it by destroying the ability to free speech Via Internet by bad mouthing someone based on the fact that they have a dick.


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Oh, and even though you came to my defense and I appreciate it, I just made you famous, bitch.

Posted in:DrunkenStepfahter|Hot Chick|Racism|Racist|Unsorted

2007

12

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really have anything to say….sometimes it happens when you drink…so I’ll do a stepCONTEST instead:

I am going to be giving away a Spank Rock CD to the First 3 People to Email Me A Picture of them Doing Something I Find Worthy of Being a stepLINKS header.


Email Entries In To Me By Clicking This Link:
info (at) drunkenstepfather.com

Here’s the new Spank Rock Video With Lots of Hot Tit in It

Here are my links:

Make Your Shit Glitter
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Some Rachelle Lean the UFC Host Posing In Some Pretty Hot Poses
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Kate Moss Walking Around Without Pants On
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Some Chick named Laurence Ferrari Topless on the Beach
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Jessica Simpson Will Get Naked
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Some Asian Girl Beat Boxing Video because I Hate Beat Boxin..
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Brooke Hogan’s Fake Tits in a white Dress
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Some Dudes at Princeton Throw a Non Alcoholic Beer Party and Everyone Thinks They Get Drunk. The Placebo Effect….in Full..Effect?
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Some Girl Has Sex With a Carebear for Some Loser
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A Used Syringe Was Found in a Hotel Room Lohan and her Lame Ex Boyfriend from Rehab Trashed
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Hilary Swank for W Magazine……
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Halle Berry’s Huge Pregnancy Tits
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Some Alicia Keys Performing in a Tight Dress Pictures
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Vida Guerra’s Tits to Spike TV Awards
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PETA Hates the Olsens
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Some Crazy Guy Making Music with Insanity in the Streets
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Some Dude Slaps on a Pair of Shit Filled Shoes To Get on TV
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Here’s Some Hidden Camera Masturbation for You
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Some Kylie Minogue Performing Video Because She’s Good for a Cancer Survivor
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Drug Bust Video (What’s In That Box?)
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Some Hot Lesbian CPR Procedure
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Nikki Grahame from UK Big Brother Candids
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Eve Laurence is Posing Naked
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A Whole Lot of Jenna Jameson Leaving Hyde Night Club Dressed in White
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Some Dude Tried to Kill A Grandfather with an Exploding Cigarette
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Cleavage for Rap-Up Magazine
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Family Feud Idiot
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This Girls Got Some Pretty Intense Huge Tits
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Some Couple Caught Fucking in a Bathroom Stall on Video
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Some Bouncer at a Bar Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Some Girl Falls Off Stage Doing the Soulja Boy Because Even God Hates That Shit
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A Pretty Crazy Beating on the Bus
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Some Juliette Lewis in Some Leotard in Concert Pictures
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Some Poll Site Wants You To Vote on The stepSHIRT They Made For The Site
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The Most Naked and Hottest Assed Men’s Shoe Ad I’ve Ever Seen
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A Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video You’ve Probably Seen
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Check Out the Official Drunk Dialing Site With a Bunch of Drunken Calls I Didn’t Listen To But Could be Funny
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X-Rated Snow White Cartoon
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Some Idiot In A Jeep Trying To “Tokyo Drift�. Nope. (Video)
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Check Out Sexy Cassia
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Find Sluts to Fuck
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From Photobucket –

A Set of Photobucket Tits
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From the Forum:

Get Ann Angel an Umbrella…
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Young and Busty thread
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Nicole Graves thread
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Fresh Teen cuties thread
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JUMP JUMP
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Adara the Suicide Girl
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BONUS – Thanks to the Sean O’Donnell Show For Giving DrunkenStepfather a Shout Out on His Latest Show – Watch It
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2007

11

Dec

I am – Britney Spears’ Ass and Powdered Cover Legs While Black People Defend Me of the Day

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I hate to drag this me being a racist shit on longer than I have to, but since I know that I am not a racist, proven in the fact that I got close enough to a black stripper to smell her Burger King Fingers and because I like hanging out with black dudes because they are a lot cooler than white dudes and because I donated 20 dollars to the United Negro College Fund, I have no choice but show you that I have a black dude in my corner.

This is an email I got today:

Yo, you are one funny motherf*cker, I gotta tell you. I’m a black man and I read your blog every friggin day without fail and I know how you are, which is why I come back every friggin day…People always try to make mountains out of molehills, bringing up sh*t that’s ridiculous….keep doing your thing dog..you get much love out here (no homo), from black and white folk, so don’t let it bother you too much…you’re a genius, they’re just not intelligent enough to “get it”…

Peace

Here are those Britney Spears ass pictures because she married a guy who tried to be as cool as a black guy, but just couldn’t pull shit off proper and because everyone rips into her for being a pig, but she’s probably got a hotter body than the scraps you get with, even when covered in talc powder either used to find the wet spot or to mask the stench because it’s easier than showering, hater.


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