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2007

19

Apr

I am – Jessica Alba Flashing Her Ass of the Day

I was just watching the news and some psychology slut started the fear mongering about how we should assume that more Cho’s are amongst us and that we should live our lives watching our neighbors to prevent this kind of thing from happening again. Why don’t they just tell everyone to hide in the fucking houses for the rest of their lives with a shotgun in hand waiting for the day an attacker comes for them.

Reality is one psycho doesn’t justify 300,000,000 people to go into lockdown. Maybe if the police shut down the campus after the first shooting, maybe if gun laws weren’t from the 1700s and outdated as shit a crazed Korean motherfucker wouldn’t have had time to make a bunch of videos, write a fucking essay and do a photoshoot then mail it off to NBC before going on his rampage….

Reality is that the system you pay for is what allowed for this to happen and I think you should re-focus your energy on happy things like – Jessica Alba’s ass then sitting their being scared to leave your house. Again, my heart goes out to the victims. This post is going to get me more hate mail but I will say this, Respect, because I am hip hop.

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2007

19

Apr

I am – Geri Spice’s Box of the Day

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Hey look, it’s Gerri Spice’s box, I thought it’s be dirtier and a little more busted up, mainly because she used to be a hooker but also because she’s had a baby, but I guess that was a pretty shitty joke that I have dropped before.

Watching girls moving is my new porn, especially when those girls are rich enough to pay people to do this dirty work for them. Maybe she’s trying to keep busy because she hasn’t done anything in 5 years, maybe she spent all her money on lipo, maybe I am just a lazy fuck who likes sitting and who won’t even bring up his own fucking groceries because there’s always bored, homeless, meth kids around to do it for me. Meth kids are pretty much going to fuck over our economy because the motherfuckers have a lot more energy than 400 pound fat sluts who take 10 minutes to pour me a fucking coffee at the local donut shop because getting their fat hands to grip around the cup while all out of breath is too hard to fucking handle for them…

Either way, here’s Ginger’s box. Fuck you.

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2007

19

Apr

I am – Geri Spice's Box of the Day

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Hey look, it’s Gerri Spice’s box, I thought it’s be dirtier and a little more busted up, mainly because she used to be a hooker but also because she’s had a baby, but I guess that was a pretty shitty joke that I have dropped before.

Watching girls moving is my new porn, especially when those girls are rich enough to pay people to do this dirty work for them. Maybe she’s trying to keep busy because she hasn’t done anything in 5 years, maybe she spent all her money on lipo, maybe I am just a lazy fuck who likes sitting and who won’t even bring up his own fucking groceries because there’s always bored, homeless, meth kids around to do it for me. Meth kids are pretty much going to fuck over our economy because the motherfuckers have a lot more energy than 400 pound fat sluts who take 10 minutes to pour me a fucking coffee at the local donut shop because getting their fat hands to grip around the cup while all out of breath is too hard to fucking handle for them…

Either way, here’s Ginger’s box. Fuck you.

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2007

19

Apr

I am – Gemma Atkinson Bikini of the Day

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Nothing says dirty slut than a bitch who likes cherries. It was big in the 90s and was a popular tattoo in the stripper scene. I always thought it was some sort of commentary on how a girl who is a slut 6 nights a week, letting dudes grab her tits for 10 dollars a song still had a little innocent side or somes hit. It’s irony on a stupid slut level.

These pics are of Gemma Atkinson in a cherry bikini flaunting her massive tits like she’s not only famous because of them, not that she’s that famous but you are looking at pictures of her and I am writing useless cherry stories about them. Maybe I read into things too much, but the irony in that is that I don’t know how to read…

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2007

19

Apr

I am – Lohan’s Myspace Was Hacked of the Day

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I logged into myspace today only to find out that Lohan’s myspace was hacked which pisses me off because I was sending her messages at the beginning of the week and was getting some responses. I almost got her convinced to take pictures for the site and I log in today and shit’s fucking hacked.

Now, I have no way of finding her, but since we’re connected at the soul according to my, I guess I’ll find a way. Unfortunately, I am lazy so I am leaving it up to her to partner up with me.

The hacker claims he was hired by Paris Hilton and that just makes my personal vendetta against that cunt a lot stronger. Now she’s personally involved in fucking with the future of my site and that doesn’t go over very well with me. Unless this is Lohan’s idea of a publicity stunt to compete with that whole Paris Exposed shit, which could make sense too.

Either way,they are both always at each other’s throats, I am sure they are best fucking friends and are working on this together because it is good for business, but if Lohan is reading this, I expect a fucking email to info@drunkenstepfather.com. I’ll help you get through this.

For the Hacked Bullshit, emails and blackberry shit GO HERE

A site will be up in a couple of days. I am not going to brag about how I was up on this shit this morning, but I was and I was too pissed off to do anything about it.

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2007

19

Apr

I am – Lohan's Myspace Was Hacked of the Day

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I logged into myspace today only to find out that Lohan’s myspace was hacked which pisses me off because I was sending her messages at the beginning of the week and was getting some responses. I almost got her convinced to take pictures for the site and I log in today and shit’s fucking hacked.

Now, I have no way of finding her, but since we’re connected at the soul according to my, I guess I’ll find a way. Unfortunately, I am lazy so I am leaving it up to her to partner up with me.

The hacker claims he was hired by Paris Hilton and that just makes my personal vendetta against that cunt a lot stronger. Now she’s personally involved in fucking with the future of my site and that doesn’t go over very well with me. Unless this is Lohan’s idea of a publicity stunt to compete with that whole Paris Exposed shit, which could make sense too.

Either way,they are both always at each other’s throats, I am sure they are best fucking friends and are working on this together because it is good for business, but if Lohan is reading this, I expect a fucking email to info@drunkenstepfather.com. I’ll help you get through this.

For the Hacked Bullshit, emails and blackberry shit GO HERE

A site will be up in a couple of days. I am not going to brag about how I was up on this shit this morning, but I was and I was too pissed off to do anything about it.

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2007

19

Apr

I am – Akon Dry Fucks a 14 Year Old on Stage of the Day

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I posted this in my stepLINKS today but figured it deserved a post of its own. I know 14 is legal in Canada but that still pretty fucking young to be doing this to. Bringing a bitch on stage and aggressively simulating sex with her is pretty creepy and if you were to see this on the bus or in a Starbucks, you’d probably call the police. But this is “hip hop”.

Dude sings every fucking song that strippers and club girls pop their asses to, so maybe a slut in training shouldn’t even be at his fucking show and should be back at home playing with Barbies or practicing kissing on her arm, but dude’s still a fucking asshole who just taught her what hump dancing is all about and maybe what being sexually violated is all about too.

If this was just some dumb slut, I probably wouldn’t even post it, but she’s just a kid…and as much as I want to see a live sex show, or love watching people hump things, I can’t feel the same love for this that I know I should.

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2007

18

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been getting more hate mail today, only this time it’s because I implied that AIDS started in the gay community in the 80s, which is pretty much a known fact. I also said that AIDS made it’s way into the straight world by closet cased homos who lead normal lives with wives and families would bareback with HIV positive men and spread it into their homes.

For the record, I think AIDS sucks, I don’t think it’s funny and it would be the charity of choice for me if I had any money because people shouldn’t die from fucking, I don’t think 100 percent of Gay people have AIDS, I like Gay people because they know how to party and have the ability to get girls to change in front of them and I don’t have sex because I can’t get it up, so banging girls who have banged bi-sexual guys isn’t really a matter of choice at this point in my life. It was just a post on my site so stop taking yourself so fucking seriously homo.

If you’re wondering why I bothered publicly responding to this shit, it’s because there are certain things I feel I should properly communicate, because I’m just here to make you smile not make you want to kill me.

Speaking of smile, here are my links.

Akon Pulls a 14 Year Old Girl On Stage and Dry Fucks the Shit Out of Her
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Sex Toys of the Stars
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Britney Fires Her Manager
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Pete Doherty is Praised at a Local Drug Hearing Cuz They Know He’s Cool Too
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Jessica Simpson Cameltoe and Hot Ass Action
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Halle Berry Thonged Ass
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Sluts Dancing For the Boys then Falling Cuz They Are Idiots
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Briana Banks Video
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Lohan Floods Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Apartment Cuz She’s Amazing
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Sexy Girl Striptease Video
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Nip Slip
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Angelina Jolie Was a Slut in Kindergarten
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Adriana Lima Lookin’ Busted
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White Trash Couple Propose on The Price Is Right
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Fleshflick: Still Hot For Her Teacher
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Highway of Sewage
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A whole bunch of Dirty Movies
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Sophie Howard Fetish
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Funny Pizza Throw at a Baseball Game Cuz Sports Fans Are Insane….
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Best Celebrity Girl on Girl Moments Cuz Lesbianism is Cool
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SHay Laren in Red Fishnets Showin’ Some Box -NSFW
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Victoria Beckham On Her Birthday
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Jenna Jameson Had Cancer
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Video Called Bitch Slappin’ Ma Nigga
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Lookin’ Good Lady Who Works at My Local Dunkin Donuts
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Hot Cleavage Falls Off the Top Bunk
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Sex for Breakfast Video
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Some Blogger is Imitating Me By Grabbing a Set of Tits
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Chongalicious Video
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Jennifer Hawkins at an Event
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Lohan is an Intense Friend Who is Willing to Kill
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Hilary Duff in Blender Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Daniela Pestova in Her Bikini
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Exposed in Public Competition Winners
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20 Hottest Chicks in Superhero Movies
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in Marriage Counseling
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Petite Pute Pt. 1 That Means Little Slut Yo
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Human Dart Board
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Kristin Cavalari Bikini Photoshoot For Rolling Stone
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Some Dude Singing Some Song on Youtube
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Coolest Kid Around
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This Site is Dedicated to the Idea of Men Being Knocked Up – Sexy
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Angelina Jolie Has Sex With Knives
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Simon Cowell Doesn’t Support Virginia Tech or People Using the Virgina Tech Card to Explain Shitty Singing
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Bastardly Minute with Ana Lucia Dominguez Posing
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Some Chick Wearing a Pretty Low Backed Dress and Some Concert
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Larry Birkhead’s a Fag
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Boobs Bouncing
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2007

18

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Wear a Bra of the Day

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I always love when post pictures of celebrities who are not wearing a bra like it’s a big fucking deal because her nipples are fucking hard. It makes me feel like a total fucking loser who prints up pictures of celebrities I want to fuck and tape them to my dinning room chairs pretending I am eating dinner with them or maybe even invest in a sex doll with the same dimensions as the bitch I am obsessed with so that I can pretend I am cuddling her while I sleep so that I don’t feel so alone….it’s like when fantasy becomes reality or some shit…

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz without a bra on and this post makes us both perverts I wouldn’t let babysit my kids.

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2007

18

Apr

I am – Cameron Diaz Doesn't Wear a Bra of the Day

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I always love when post pictures of celebrities who are not wearing a bra like it’s a big fucking deal because her nipples are fucking hard. It makes me feel like a total fucking loser who prints up pictures of celebrities I want to fuck and tape them to my dinning room chairs pretending I am eating dinner with them or maybe even invest in a sex doll with the same dimensions as the bitch I am obsessed with so that I can pretend I am cuddling her while I sleep so that I don’t feel so alone….it’s like when fantasy becomes reality or some shit…

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz without a bra on and this post makes us both perverts I wouldn’t let babysit my kids.

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