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2007

04

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I got wasted last night. It started out with red wine at my amputee friend’s house, we finished off about 3 shitty bottles before heading out to some ratty bar with a big breasted barmaid who coulda been a man. I met some cam girl I recognized from about 5 years ago who didn’t appreciate my harassing emails back when I did it on a smaller scale, because before starting this site I perfected my craft by one-on-one harassment that no one liked. Now I do it big scale and people still don’t like it, but I still introduced myself and she claims she remembered the creepy shit I used to send her, she also claims that she found it really funny at the time…I guess I was so funny that she had to block my IP address and threaten me with lawsuits….

Then I went to a hipster party and I was fucking wasted because the tranny with huge boobs gave me too much vodka at the bar, if that’s possible. That hipster scene is all about being gay, it’s like look how gay a gay can gay and their only validity is to have their pictures taken while trying to out gay each other. You’d think it’d be a good place for dirty pics of naked chicks in the bathroom, but I have no skills at getting girls naked. I am hung over, my wife is fucking driving me crazy and I haven’t put on my pants yet…

Here are my links for the day….

Lohan in Party Action With Cory Kennedy and other Hipster Trash
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Luna’s Hot Ass and titties….
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Amazing Kellie Pickler Video – Made me Laugh
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Some Girl Shaving
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Mistress, the bondage kind – Photoshoot
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Girls in a Wedgie Fight
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Interview with a Squeegee Kid that Makes me Laugh.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Mullet Action…Cuz Mullets Aren’t Played Out At All
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Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Fucks Super Models
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Something Called the Perfect Husband Video
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Crazy Ski Jump
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Party Nip Slip…
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Inside Anna Nicole’s Funeral
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Hot Celebrity Thonged Ass
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Drunk Dude on the Luggage Belt in the Airport
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Hooters Girl VIdeo
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Creepy Picture of the Day
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Cam Girl VIdeo
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Video of Some Girl Trying to Be Funny….
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Weird Asian Kiss and Crotch Shot Video
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Tits and Ass Party Video
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Creepy Stump Video
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Carli Banks Bikini Beach Action
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Another Stump Video For You
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Naked Stump Action VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Weird Naked Blog Where The Girl Who Writes It Posts Naked Pics of Herself
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Weird Lastnightsparty Video With Lastnightsparty Sleaze
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Spring Break String Bikini Dog Walk
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Cobrsnake does Kiddy Porn
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Parisian Public Nudity
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Elizabeth Hurley Got Married – Now Look at Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Flickr NIpple Licking…
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Teddybears Have A New Video (from 2 weeks ago)
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Some Pakistani Chick is a Vivid Contract Girl
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Antonella Barba SInging Celine Dion
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Victoria SIlvstedt in her Lingerie cuz She’s a Cunt.
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kid Caught Singing Gnarls Barkley Funny Video
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Jared Leto Got Beat Up
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You are a Virgin. Change That.
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2007

03

Mar

I am – Some Dude’s Ex of the Day

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Here are some pics some dude got his ex gf to take in her lingerie, he emailed them into me to brighten up my dad and they did. I have no moral issue with posting these personal pics, cuz she’s in costume and posing, she wanted them to be seen, otherwise they’d be of her tits while she was sleeping or some shit.

This is what he emailed me

This is because it sounds like you need a pick-me-up, and what better way to do that than pictures of ex-girlfriendsâ€¦well, I guess a bottle of Jack and a couple of Thai hookers would work tooâ€¦but the thing is you asked for these a long time ago, and I finally broke up with the emotionally unstable lady last week. Hereâ€™s a teaser. Oh, and Iâ€™m the haggard guy with the eyes that looked like I got jumped by a bunch of homeless winosâ€¦guess hot chicks find that attractive. Whatever happened to â€œDate a Stripperâ€? that might have been the only think Iâ€™ve ever looked forward too in my entire lifeâ€¦oh, and gangbanging an amputeeâ€™d Paris Hilton, just the legs though, that way she couldnâ€™t run away when I start up my famous Cleveland Steamer Machine.

Always a Fan,

Mr. Chris
www.nunchucksandducks.com

I guess all I can say, I just made you famous bitch, and look forward to your other pics. Cuddles.

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2007

03

Mar

I am – Some Dude's Ex of the Day

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Here are some pics some dude got his ex gf to take in her lingerie, he emailed them into me to brighten up my dad and they did. I have no moral issue with posting these personal pics, cuz she’s in costume and posing, she wanted them to be seen, otherwise they’d be of her tits while she was sleeping or some shit.

This is what he emailed me

This is because it sounds like you need a pick-me-up, and what better way to do that than pictures of ex-girlfriends…well, I guess a bottle of Jack and a couple of Thai hookers would work too…but the thing is you asked for these a long time ago, and I finally broke up with the emotionally unstable lady last week. Here’s a teaser. Oh, and I’m the haggard guy with the eyes that looked like I got jumped by a bunch of homeless winos…guess hot chicks find that attractive. Whatever happened to “Date a Stripper” that might have been the only think I’ve ever looked forward too in my entire life…oh, and gangbanging an amputee’d Paris Hilton, just the legs though, that way she couldn’t run away when I start up my famous Cleveland Steamer Machine.

Always a Fan,

Mr. Chris
www.nunchucksandducks.com

I guess all I can say, I just made you famous bitch, and look forward to your other pics. Cuddles.

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2007

02

Mar

I am – Jessica Biel’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Everyone loves Jessica Biel, even though her shoulders are bigger than your dads, that is if you have a dad, I always took you as more of a guy who was from a single parent home and that’s why your mom still does your laundry for you and you’re thirty. Why go out there and find a new woman to marry when mommy is all the wife you can handle and he doesn’t give you a hard time when she catches you watching porn in your basement bedroom apartment she set up for you.

I know I am pretty repetitive with this shit, but I guess it’s a lot like your daily life, everyday the same thing over and over and over…but at least there is always food on the table.

These paparazzi pieces of shit are insane with their flashbulbs that make shirts transparent, I am not complaining it makes for good business, if this was actually a business, a man is allowed to dream, just like you are allowed to pretend you are cuppin’ these titties in your firm typing grip hand…CUDDLES.

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2007

02

Mar

I am – Jessica Biel's See Through Shirt of the Day

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Everyone loves Jessica Biel, even though her shoulders are bigger than your dads, that is if you have a dad, I always took you as more of a guy who was from a single parent home and that’s why your mom still does your laundry for you and you’re thirty. Why go out there and find a new woman to marry when mommy is all the wife you can handle and he doesn’t give you a hard time when she catches you watching porn in your basement bedroom apartment she set up for you.

I know I am pretty repetitive with this shit, but I guess it’s a lot like your daily life, everyday the same thing over and over and over…but at least there is always food on the table.

These paparazzi pieces of shit are insane with their flashbulbs that make shirts transparent, I am not complaining it makes for good business, if this was actually a business, a man is allowed to dream, just like you are allowed to pretend you are cuppin’ these titties in your firm typing grip hand…CUDDLES.

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2007

02

Mar

I am – Chloe Sevigny Sucks Dick on Film of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny is pretty much a useless piece of shit. She looks likes trash and for some reason was treated like some fucking style icon about 4 years ago. She was a hipster before hipsters were as popular as they are now, I’m talking before every 16 year old was jerking off to Cory Kennedy’s dirty hair and wiping their cum off with a Kid Millionaire shirt….

Point being all this shit happened for this battered piece of shit after she got AIDS in KIDS and before sucking off some dude for the sake of art.

That said, Chloe Sevigny may be pretty busted but is the coolest slut to ever be on film, because bitch knows how to please me. I have a thing for mainstreams actors doing porn for the sake of art….

I don’t know what I am saying…It’s a snow day and on snow day people don’t work. I saw a hot Jewish girl in UGGS and Spandex fall in a snowbank and I think I turned her falling into porn…if that makes sense.

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2007

02

Mar

I am – Jordan is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

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When I asked my friend, if you can call a dude with a babe blog who lives on a sheep farm in the UK a friend, who Jordan was this is what he said to me:

Jordan is Katie Price and she was a page three girl. She had multiple boob jobs, did a sex tape with a guy in a boyband, had a blind waterhead of a baby with a footballer, wrote a best selling book, has an underwear collection and married a popstar…if you can call THIS being a popstar….

Point of this post is that if you are a slutty lookin’ whore of a woman from the UK, figure out a way into Page 3 and become a fake useless celebrity that the tabloids fall in love with. That page 3 feature will get you famous enough to get into any club you want and that success will land you the admiration of every useless f-list celebrity man frequenting the same clubs who like fucking girls with massive fake tits and lots of unnecessary media attention who together may make their way to the d-list.

Point being that it sure beats being a GoGo dancer at the shittty bar in your shitty town…Here she is a few years later, knocked up like the slut she is from a new baby daddy, cuz that’s how a classy career carries a person into a promising future.

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2007

02

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I switched servers and have no email and the site was running like shit, but I think we’re back on. I couldn’t do that many posts because I was trying to sort this shit out. It was a stressful time, but the site is loading faster than ever. Rumor has it that a fast loading site will get me 10 new readers so I won’t have to waste my time with your hurtbag ass. It’s like being stuck at the party with the socially awkward born again christian who keeps running his mouth off about how bad partying is and trying to escape only to find the other 10 people in the room are weird fat dudes who live in their mom’s basements jerking off. That’s how I feel everyday of my life because of you…

Speaking of being stuck talking to someone at a party, I got this email scoop which is amazing…

Dear Jesus,

I was at an Oscar Party on Sunday night and got stuck behind Paris Hilton. She was talking to her sister about how should couldn’t wait to get home and smoke 1000 joints. I wasn’t too surprised to hear such a stupid thing out of such a stupid women.

She went on to talk about how happy she was that Nicole and Joel were together because Nicole is so funny. That’s how she described her. They started talking about engagement rings and how they are a great publicity stunt, so when I saw Richie rocking a ring this week, I wasn’t at all surprised. Sick people who live and die for attention.

The most interesting piece of information that she said a the party was that Lindsay Lohan has herpes but doesn’t tell anyone and that’s gross.

You don’t have to believe this actually happened, but it did. There’s no way to prove it other than to wait and see the stories slowly surface.

I love the site, keep it up and I’ll keep sending you scoops when I come across them.

I am the new fucking Perez Hilton, only substantially cooler.

Now with yesterday’s links I never got posted….

Live Steam Anna Nicole’s Funeral – If It’s Still On
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Monster Dick Porn
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Booble News By a Topless Chick
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Amateur Titty Fuck Video That is NSFW
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Speedo Snow Day Video
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Keeley Hazell Is Sexy on the Beach…Slut….
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Sunny Leone Lingerie Pics, I don’t know who she is, but she has a vagina and that’s a decent start
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Hot Freckles Sweetheart
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Nasty Oscar WInner – Helen Mirren Doesn’t Wear Panties
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More Britney Spears Sharing Her Bikini Pics
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Hepatitis Scare – The Health Department Letter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pranks on Hot Girls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Puppy Master
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Gross Booty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Bitch Touching her Toes
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Sophie Monk Cameltoe
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A vice do that’s not for a Jew
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Hot Toe Touching VIdeo You’ll Love
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Scout Willis Drinkin’ Wine in France Cuz She’s 15
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Gwenyth Goe to the Gym
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Absinthe Competiton
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Skateboard Slalom
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One Legged Skier Finishes the Race – Who Cares
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Jael Strauss is a Contestant on America’s Next Top Model…But She Did Some Nude Modeling in Her Pre-Reality TV Past
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Girls in Maid’s Outfits
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Hot Flickr Pictures
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Some Crazy Italian Teacher Cuts of a Kids Tongue
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This is what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend
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Some Slut Named Alina Vacariu
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This Video is Called Sexy Best Friends
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Spray to Get Laid
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2007

02

Mar

I am – Lohan’s Nipples of the Day

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I love when I am the first on shit like this because no one ever links me or cares. All the other shitty blogs will bring the traffic home, but in the words of Randy Jackson on American Idol, I will keep on truckin dog. I am pretty excited Kelly Pickler is going to be singing after the break and that gives my life purpose. Southern trash destined to be a stripper who broke the stereotype are someone you need to learn from, even though she is dumber than the pile of dog shit on the back porch of her shanty.

Rumor has it the new server is kickinâ€™ in in an hour. So stay tuned for that. Knowing the disaster of my life itâ€™s not going to work at allâ€¦.

Speaking of not working, here are some pics of Lohan that I didnâ€™t take and donâ€™t have the rights to post, showing off her nipples. Sheâ€™s got pretty solid tits, I appreciate the weight gain, cuz fat chicks is what I do and thatâ€™s all I have to say about thatâ€¦.

I got 2 fan emails today – I really am going to the top, arenâ€™t you happy youâ€™re part of something this big in a time of crisis. I know I amâ€¦and I guess thatâ€™s all that mattersâ€¦

Hey,

Nothing witty or funny to say or share but keep up the good work with your site.

Very rarely do i come across a site that i visit on a regular basis and your little corner of the net is a daily stop for me and always provides a good laugh, great wit really does go appreciated.

Long may it continue

and

Dear Mr. Stepfather,

I love your blog, I donâ€™t know quite about how I came upon it, but I visit it as many times per day as I can. I also tell all my friends about it but seeing as how I have only 2 friends it does not help your traffic issues all that much. In conclusion, it is an honor to be molested by you and you are better than dlisted, wwtdd, and idlyitw. Okay thanks nice talking to you.

Love, John

There is nothing much better than some positive reinforcement. I feel like the dyslexic kid who got a gold star on his spelling test.

On an American Idol Live Blog Noteâ€¦Antonella Barba wasnâ€™t voted of idol. Being a slut pays. I like how she is crying for the bitch who got kicked off, and I was wrong about the Kelly Pickler shit, she didnâ€™t performâ€¦.Now back to Lohanâ€™s nipplesâ€¦

My pictures and emails aren’t working – but I still figured out how to bring you the goods

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2007

02

Mar

I am – Lohan's Nipples of the Day

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I love when I am the first on shit like this because no one ever links me or cares. All the other shitty blogs will bring the traffic home, but in the words of Randy Jackson on American Idol, I will keep on truckin dog. I am pretty excited Kelly Pickler is going to be singing after the break and that gives my life purpose. Southern trash destined to be a stripper who broke the stereotype are someone you need to learn from, even though she is dumber than the pile of dog shit on the back porch of her shanty.

Rumor has it the new server is kickin’ in in an hour. So stay tuned for that. Knowing the disaster of my life it’s not going to work at all….

Speaking of not working, here are some pics of Lohan that I didn’t take and don’t have the rights to post, showing off her nipples. She’s got pretty solid tits, I appreciate the weight gain, cuz fat chicks is what I do and that’s all I have to say about that….

I got 2 fan emails today – I really am going to the top, aren’t you happy you’re part of something this big in a time of crisis. I know I am…and I guess that’s all that matters…

Hey,

Nothing witty or funny to say or share but keep up the good work with your site.

Very rarely do i come across a site that i visit on a regular basis and your little corner of the net is a daily stop for me and always provides a good laugh, great wit really does go appreciated.

Long may it continue

and

Dear Mr. Stepfather,

I love your blog, I don’t know quite about how I came upon it, but I visit it as many times per day as I can. I also tell all my friends about it but seeing as how I have only 2 friends it does not help your traffic issues all that much. In conclusion, it is an honor to be molested by you and you are better than dlisted, wwtdd, and idlyitw. Okay thanks nice talking to you.

Love, John

There is nothing much better than some positive reinforcement. I feel like the dyslexic kid who got a gold star on his spelling test.

On an American Idol Live Blog Note…Antonella Barba wasn’t voted of idol. Being a slut pays. I like how she is crying for the bitch who got kicked off, and I was wrong about the Kelly Pickler shit, she didn’t perform….Now back to Lohan’s nipples…

My pictures and emails aren’t working – but I still figured out how to bring you the goods

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