I am guessing Fergie is on her period. She’s using her hand to adjust her tampon through her pants and wearing red just in case she spills out of her panties. I know most of you call her a tranny, and trannies can’t get their periods, even when they are post op, but I think she’s got a good body and I’d still stuff her like a Thanksgiving Turkey had I be given the opportunity. I would even do that shit without a rubber while on her rag after taking off her protective red pants, but when you’re impotent the need to fuck is so strong that everyone looks good.

When I was in highschool, I always wanted to witness the white pant period disaster. I once heard a story of a girl, the biggest loser in the school, who is probably now rich to the tits and bangin’ because that’s how irony works, but she apparently had her period in a pair of white pants and didn’t realize. She got out of her chair leaving a puddle behind and looking like she just got shot. One of the jocks pointed and started screaming how nasty she was and she ran to the bathroom crying. Since she lived far away from school she was forced to wear a garbage back the rest of the day. I didn’t see it first hand, so I don’t know if it really happened, but what I do know is that if you scroll down a bit, you will see some Fergie Pics…in red pants…because she’s on the rag….and she doesn’t want any spills. That’s the story I heard.

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Denise Richards losing her tits is like Aretha Franklin losing her voice. Her career was solely based on those fuckers and I remember them being full and plentiful. Tits that you could feed ethopia with, and even if she wasn’t in the mood to feed the ethiopians, they could still jerk off to her. I don’t know if their mal-nourished bodies would have the ability to cum, I used to have enough trouble busting when I was on a meth binge and hadn’t eaten in 2 days, when these fuckers haven’t eating anything but sand in months….I guess maybe they’d have an old man orgasm where nothing more than a little dust cloud fills the air around their crotch. I would suggest that she stay away from that dust cuz I heard 80 percent of African seed is infected, even in it’s Ethopian dust form.

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but I do know that Richards’ has over-compensated to get her old body back after the pregnancies because her career relied on it, and now she’s lookin more and more like a dude than the bitch you all probably still jerk off too…Wild Things over and over, I went through this yesterday….Fuck you.

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I have been getting some fan emails lately, which is really weird for me because I have been doing this for the last 2 years and only got hate mail. It shattered my non-existant self esteem and made me feel more worthless than I am, and now all of a sudden, I am getting girls asking me to send them pictures of me cuz they think I am funny and want to see what I look like. They all say “I am shallow like that”.

I don’t know what it’s so hard to believe that I am ratty, I don’t wash, I am obese, and I wear soiled jogging pants. I don’t always brush my teeth, I rarely get off the couch and I am an expert sitter. I don’t have pictures on the internet, I don’t want to have pictures posted on the internet. One day, some asshole who knows me will probably post pictures of me on the internet, and that asshole will be hunted down and shot, so until you start sending me nude pics of you, cuz I am shallow too, don’t ask me for pics of me.

On that note, I found a new way to start an IM conversation….

drunkNstepfather
I just came all over myself for you

Christelle
what?

drunkNstepfather
Oops…wrong window…
Pretend you didn’t get that…

Christelle
Too late.

Here are today’s links…I was told I post too many, so I may be cutting it down to 10 a day. We’ll see. It all depends on you.

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Someone sent this picture into me and Perez Hilton was CCed on the email. So I decided to post it, even though I have no idea who this girl is. It said “Meth Does A Body Good” which is true for a fat chick like this. I think she looks a lot better now, she got rid of her gunt, so whatever she took, she did good.

PS Her name is Amy Winehouse – This is what Zini had to say about her:

I’m watching a documentary about a festival on tv. There’s a filthy looking hippy with dreadlocks. He’s explaining to the film-maker that he is making tea inside the dance tent. He says, “I don’t see why I should be deprived of my favourite beverage… you know… just because… I’m like… in a club.”

Jesus,

what? you don’t know who Winehouse is? She got the bomb track with Ghostface innit. Yeah yeah she was pissed up rotten on Jools Holland man it was sensational. She’s fresh. And she’s a sexy jew.

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I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting sued by them, so I took them down. I am testing my luck with Paris Hilton exposed shit, but at least that will get me some TV time.

Anyway, there’s all this buzz that the sex scene was real and who really gives a fuck. Sex scenes in movies have been real for the last 40 years. I remember reading Jack Nicholson’s sex scenes were always real. But since all you care I am posting the raipdshare link to this video HERE (again) (3 weeks later)

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I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting sued by them, so I took them down. I am testing my luck with Paris Hilton exposed shit, but at least that will get me some TV time.

Anyway, there’s all this buzz that the sex scene was real and who really gives a fuck. Sex scenes in movies have been real for the last 40 years. I remember reading Jack Nicholson’s sex scenes were always real. But since all you care I am posting the raipdshare link to this video HERE (again) (3 weeks later)

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We all know this bitch from a few years ago, when she was all over the fucking press for being Paris’ sidekick and being a hipster model. She’s another kid of a rockstar, if Wilson Philips is considered rock and roll and she used to and do mass amounts of drugs off Carnie Wilson’s Fat Ass while sucking on Sean Lennon’s little asian cock.

That’s not the point, the point is that I always thought she got AIDS from intravenous drug use on the set of BULLY, but after seeing this pictures from Paris Exposed, I can only assume it was from being a little loose in the hips if you know what I mean, if you don’t know what I mean, you’re an idiot, cuz I was just trying to find a nice way to say her cunt was open from business, and that it didn’t care who came in for a visit.

The funniest thing about celebrities is that hey don’t use condoms, because condoms are for common folks. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of your favorite stars were Magic Johnsonning on their AIDS tests. Read this Joe Francis Howard Stern Recap via IDLYITW.

Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to “discuss” his and Paris’s pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn’t buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time…Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he’d ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, “Paris,” even though a few statements earlier he claimed, “Lindsey and I are just friends.” When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he’s slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…” Howard then began asking more leading questions like, “So she just laid there?” or “Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?” Joe responded, “More or less, yeah.” To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, “Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.”

Either way, she is dating Hyde from That 70’s Show, probably because she gave him the germ and it’s hard finding another AIDs lover. I don’t know if she actually has Aids, that’s just the story I heard.

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DJ AM made Nicole Richie lose all that weight because it made his little dick looked bigger against her non-existent ass. At least that’s the story I heard. I also heard that Nicole Richie’s uterus fell out of her one night when they were having sex and DJ AM was so proud because he didn’t think he could reach that deep, but it turned out it was because she had no more muscle tone to keep it in. I guess what it comes down to is that she starved herself and the only thing she ate was cocaine (see paris exposed posts) all under DJ AM’s supervision. I always thought she did it cuz he liked little boys, but what do I know….

Here are some useless pics of Nicole Richie an it looks like she’s been eating a few too many ice cream cones….Fatty.

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Justin Timberlake’s concert was here last night. I didn’t go and either did my stepdaughters, no thanks to you. The rumor on the street was that he was out partying for his birthday after the show. I have to admit that I was tempted to go out there and get pics of him a Britney making out in the club or pics of whoever the slut he flew in for a little private cake eating, but I don’t have any hook-ups and wouldn’t know where to look. I also don’t have a digital camera or an ability to get accepted into the clubs he’d be at, only because I like wearing my soiled jogging pants and that’s not up to code.

What is up to code are these Aguilera pics that were probably taken a long time ago. You can see her nipples and that’s all I really need to make me happy. I am pretty easy to please, I am just not very good at pleasing you.

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There’s something funny about seeing a girl you used to bang yourself to everynight before going to sleep, you know playing that threesome scene from the one movie she was in over and over again but only finding yourself really getting into your jerk off session when Kevin Bacon showed you his dick. It’s your gym locker room fantasy, behind closed doors no one is judging you, so wondering if you’re a queer is a waste of your time, you obviously are one.

Reality is she looks hot from the front. She’s had 2 kids and Charlie Sheen’s STDs and she’s still rockin a tight body and she’s probably 40. The problem with double kids besides the obvious vaginal wound is that her ass will never get the bounce that it once had back. Lookin at it reminds me of the time I slept with a senior citizen. That may sound gross but it was probably the best 2 years of my life, non stop baked goods, blowjobs and visits with the grandkids….

Either way, here are those pics.

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