2006
01
Dec
Here are two more T-Shirt submissions that scare the fuck out of me and make me think that some of my readers are a little too Kimveer for my liking. I have to make my decision today, and so far it’s the original logo you all hate or the pink ass taking the lead. Either submit some shit or leave your feedback if you want to have any say in this Stepfather production. Just letting you know. Asshole.
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2006
01
Dec
Raymi the Minx is trying to make herself famous. She has been begging me to promote her blog award contest for the last 2 weeks and I haven’t really done much for her because I am an asshole. Today she told me that she was going to be famous and that she will remember that I didn’t help her get there. I have seen stranger than a girl with a blog getting famous so I figured I’d post this and try to help her get there. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
If you want to help her out, go to GO and VOTE for RAYMI THE MINX as the BEST BLOG. If all else fails, just watch the video of her jumping around naked….getting naked on the net is just how committed she is to this. That’s the story I heard.
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2006
01
Dec
Here are some pics of Lindsay Lohan partying at LAX a few days ago because she’s an alcoholic and a whore. She’s also last week’s kitchen garbage but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s the fucking star of the show, and by show I mean this website proven by Lohan Stalker Posts. She may not be that hot or interesting especially in these pics but as the star she deserves love in good times and bad…
Speaking of stars, the star of homeless man dance just started talking to me, because some 85 year old Jesus (the real jesus) lover started telling him that the lord is with him…after the 85 year old left, Homeless Man Dance, started chatting me up like I was someone he knew. He made no fucking sense, he said his IQ is 290 and after I decided to escape he said “peace to me”. While he was talking to me, I tried writing the insanity he said down, this is pretty much verbatim. So here it is…
I became a greaser, I know you’re a greaser because you like a red hubcap… I changed it to a greaser after a guy in the school yard….I am more of a custard guy, not a pudding guy.
I go to what it was, so what would it be, I got my violin, I got to when you were young looking…. i go that’s what happens…I stall, I go to unwind. I pass by, I go to the washroom, I go to Danny, I go to Gloria and Carol, and make sure they don’t move towards me….. I got to the thing that is telling me what it is. I go to karma, my arms are raised. I go to, it doesn’t feel like you’re acting when it came to me. I go to the two of them took me off them, I go to something of you and something of me, i go to my father. I go to the bookstore, I am a gunsmith and you’re an engraver. There’s nothing there, it’s me.
I go to the day I became a greaser, I go to Linda, I am thinking of my father and you phoned him and you could only see me….Then we go to what I did with deep sea fishing. I ensure there is something about us. Then I go to her….I changed it to a pink one. I go over to the superman thing, I go to whether I actually saw a steel ball.
Britney Spears is my girlfriend, and Gwen Stefani is your girlfriend. There I am going to say it for the first time Brook’s lost control. I am going to say it, Britney Spears is my girlfriend.
I am going to say it is my 38th year on the street and 58th year of life. They were all murdered from me. I’ll throw the trouble with money….
It’s a cowboy song, the indian song is better. It falls out his hand, he’s nervous…Here’s the speed story….something about the fishnet stockings….
The Bugs Crawled in the Bugs Crawled Out….All over his greasy snout.
This may not come across as funny as it was but at least it can act as a reminder of how lame DJ AM is even though he’s banging celebs and you aren’t….
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2006
30
Nov
I love seeing unnecessary fame come to an end. X17 will win because he made all his money off their content. There is no argument that he is a talentless hack and it’s nice that he is finally going down and not in a good way. I never wish bad upon people, but Perez isn’t a fucking person, he’s just an asshole who who ripped people off to get where he is and now let’s hope it’s payback time.
However I do hate the paparazzi too and they make their money invading people’s privacy, so they are assholes too. This is a marketing tool for their own piece of shit blog…I guess what it comes down to is that it’s all about making money….it’s all business… they’re all assholes….and it’s all jokes.
X17online.com Sues PerezHilton.com For Copyright Infringement
Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,� has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law. Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.
In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.
Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special. “Perez� claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.
Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.
Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 – $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.
X17 is repped for advertising by Gorilla Nation, the world’s largest online ad rep firm. As X17 made its foray into the world of celebrity blogs, they sought out Gorilla Nation to represent them to the brand marketing community. Gorilla Nation was excited to take on X17online.com as the first and largest celebrity photo agency to start their own website to allow the public direct, free and immediate access to the biggest stories in Hollywood, told with the most sought after images of the stars.
UPDATE – ANOTHER COMPANY IS GOING AFTER HIM
Go to Splashnewsonline for this story
Perez Hilton is to be hit by a federal lawsuit from the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US.
Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images.
“Perez claims he is making a fortune off exploiting pictures taken by photographers. He blatantly violates copyright and makes advertising revenue off other people’s works,” said Gary Morgan of Splash News.
“It is time he is held accountable for his actions. We have amassed a ton of evidence from all of these agencies detailing his infringements.
We have filed a letter to him giving him the chance to either pay up for all of his copyright violations or face the music.”
The seven agencies have spent the last few weeks conferring over how to stop Hilton. In an unprecedented co-operation between paparazzi and showbusiness agencies, the heads of the agecnies agreed to take action.
A letter was sent demanding full payment of all infringed material or face a lawsuit next week.
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2006
30
Nov
Here are some designs a graphics guy sent in to me for my T-shirt. I think the sex on the brain one is a little much and that the sacred heart may be a little played out and tha the baseball logo has also been done, but let me know your opinion. I appreciate that he took the time to send them into me, I just don’t know if any of these are what I am looking for…Since you’re the one who is going to be buying the shirts, let me know what you think, not because I care, but because I want your money. Cuddles.
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2006
30
Nov
I met a big breasted girl who knew about the site. I asked her to write me a one-liner because that’s all PEREZ does and he’s famous. Just look at how much he charges for advertising….
Either way, this is today’s one-liner by a Big Breasted Girl….
“just cuz u dont need to support k-fed anymore doesnt mean u can’t support ur boobies””
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2006
30
Nov
I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee from the girl who gives me free coffee. She knows that I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking happy because my favorite homeless guy was there only today he was fucking INSANE. He is the same guy who asked me if I was working on a computer. Anyway, today he was screaming about his Dad and about Guns and it’s pretty fucking clear that I wouldn’t let him babysit my stepdaughters….
Speaking of hurtbags, homeless men and people I wouldn’t let babysit my stepchildren, I realized today that MUNG has stopped visiting the site, he has stopped sending in his posts, he’s fallen off the map. I think he’s got a job or maybe a gf and maybe his life has taken a turn for the better. MUNG, if you’re out there, I hope all is good you’ll always be second best to me, but that’s a good place to be….
Speaking of all second best, here are some pics of Kim Kardashian at some Volkswagen Event Showing off her Big Boobs .
I am – Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim of the Day
I am – Paris Hilton’s Armenian Fashion Accessory of the Day
I am – Young Rich and Famous
I am – Nick Lachey’s New Girl of the Day
(I think I was wrong on this last one…)
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2006
30
Nov
I went out for a sandwich cuz the sandwich guy gives me free sandwiches. He knows I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking annoyed because they didn’t have what I wanted and I feel like beggars should be choosers, otherwise they’ll always get second best. I went to starbucks to get a free coffee from the girl who gives me free coffee. She knows that I am a hurtbag. I got pretty fucking happy because my favorite homeless guy was there only today he was fucking INSANE. He is the same guy who asked me if I was working on a computer. Anyway, today he was screaming about his Dad and about Guns and it’s pretty fucking clear that I wouldn’t let him babysit my stepdaughters….
Speaking of hurtbags, homeless men and people I wouldn’t let babysit my stepchildren, I realized today that MUNG has stopped visiting the site, he has stopped sending in his posts, he’s fallen off the map. I think he’s got a job or maybe a gf and maybe his life has taken a turn for the better. MUNG, if you’re out there, I hope all is good you’ll always be second best to me, but that’s a good place to be….
Speaking of all second best, here are some pics of Kim Kardashian at some Volkswagen Event Showing off her Big Boobs .
I am – Kim Kardashian is a Tsunami Victim of the Day
I am – Paris Hilton’s Armenian Fashion Accessory of the Day
I am – Young Rich and Famous
I am – Nick Lachey’s New Girl of the Day
(I think I was wrong on this last one…)
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2006
30
Nov
I have emailed American Apparel asking them for an advertising deal. I am tired of working for nothing and I know that if I don’t get this deal I am forced to sell the site or shut down the site, which wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing for me, but it would be a bad thing for you.
If I don’t get this deal, the end of stepfather will come and I’ll have to get back to working a regular 9-5 job. Point of the story is that American Apparel has money, they are equally sleazy to me and I have the CEO Dov Charney’s email address. So I suggest that you fans do your part in helping me land an ad deal by sending him an email asking for his support. It’s like strength in numbers or some shit…and if it doesn’t work out at least we all left our mark and tried our best and went out with a bang….
So if you want to SAVE DrunkenStepfather
The more people who send that out, the more chance of getting American Apparel to Advertise. If you really want to make sure he notices, send him sleazy pics of hot young girls, I heard he’s into that. Thanks in Advance, My Fingers are Crossed and Cuddles.
Speaking of Sleazy pics of young girls, here’s some of Lohan leaving a club showing off her bra…
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2006
29
Nov
I just watched Oprah and learned a whole lot about sleep apnea, losing weight and gaining inches in your penis, the benefits of constant sex and a 30 year old who is really 55 years old in health cuz he has high blood pressure and diabetes….it was life changing and makes me realize I need to get a fucking job, I am becoming a woman. Which isn’t a bad thing since I like boobs.
Speaking of life changing, the news anchor just said “Whipped Cream Covered Nipples” and made the funniest face I’ve ever seen, like a “who the fuck wrote this” and it made me laugh. Again too much T.V. with only one channel reminds me that I am a housewife without all the responsibility of raising the kids…
Speaking of laugh, here are my stepLINKS.
More Britney Upskirt Action
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Vote for Raymi The Minx in Some Canadian Blog Thing…It’s Important to Her…
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Vote For Muff Hair Song as Best Song for One Of My Readers…
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Maria Ozawa is the Hottest Japanese Woman on the Planet According to Some…
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Rocky T-Shirt for Rocky Movie that Is Gonna Be Huge….
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Some Dude Who Thinks Pinkisthenewblog is Gay..Probably Not The Most Perceptive Person in the World….
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Snoop Got Busted Again Cuz He’s Cooler Than You
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Creepy Looking Gamer and His Kids. I Assume He’s British, They All Look Like That…
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This is the Mike23 Couch, Made With the Jordan Cement Colors…Crazy to See Where these Sneaker Freaks are Headed….
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Danny Devito Drunk on The View….Daytime Drunks Are My Favorite Kind of Drunks…
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Someone Named Donna Air Showing Off Her Panty Upskirt.
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Weird IndieErotica Gallery that Really Isn’t Hot…
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More LastNightParty Pics From Some Basement Party
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Julia Stegner at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Michael Richards Plays the Jewish Card
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This is the closest I can get to Hiring a Hooker For You…seriously check out the Deal…
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Some Big Amateur Boobs
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Beyonce’s New Video Drops at 11 pm – Here’s a Video of Her Talking About That Video or Something
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A Girl Who THinks She Looks Fat in a Bikini
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Another Girl Who Thinks She Looks Fat in a Bikini
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Another Girl Who Thinks She Looks Fat….
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An Anorexic Lookin’ Girl Who Thinks She’s Fat
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Some Anorexia Erotica or Something…
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Some Upskirt Smoking Pic
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Shittiest Bikini Pic of the Day
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Buy 10 StepShirts and Save The Site
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