That says PLEASE FUCK MY SLUT WIFE
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2006
23
Nov
I am – Bathroom Art of the Day
2006
23
Nov
I am – God Girl at a Party of the Day
I was first introduced to GO by stepSTEVE aka Stephen James to those of you who have already forgotten who he is and only recognize his new name. Assholes. Either way, they are like Suicide Girls, and like Suicide Girls, they are unattractive girls who went out and got inked and pierced and naked and idiot dudes everywhere, bisexuals and indy rock kids went crazy. They were distracted by the tattoos to realize that these bitches were the ugly duckling in the back of your highschool classroom. The one who cut herself and who didn’t go to Prom because no one asked her, but she pretended that it was by choice, because people as hard as her don’t do dresses, they do ritual sacrifices in the backyard.
I’ve been trying to think of a proper Suicide Girl analogy like they are like busted up old cars with a new paintjob or strippers under the blacklight with brand new tits..but my gay black jewish blogger gave me this one:
its a like a retarded kid saving someones life. Does that make him normal now? No, hes stil retarded just a hero.
So they aren’t hot, just naked with a fresh paintjob…but hot or not, they are still worth posting….let’s hope this bitch doesn’t see me out and try to kill me. I hear that’s what their type does.
UPDATE
God’s Girls Don’t Like Jokes About Alternative Models….
StepSTEVE says:
those chicks in the gods girls pics are pissed. one of them is crying
StepSTEVE says:
i think you should replace it with a post about how, apparently ppl who pose naked for counter culture porn site also come from broken homes and dont take critisizm well….
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2006
23
Nov
I am – Nicole Richie Eating of the Day
It is American Thanksgiving and that means that my readership has dropped 50%. That means I am wasting my time writing this down for 5 fucking people which seems lie a total waste of fucking time. There’s a stay at home father sitting in front of me doing crosswords with his 2 little kids. He’s trying to do a a crossword puzzle and the kids are running around the coffee shop like this was Disneyland. When they get too out of control he hands them a Starbucks cookie that he bought them, hoping they’d shut up. I am trying to figure out why a wife would leave her husband to care for her little kids, my wife won’t even let me give my stepdaughters a bath and they’re 15 and 17. I guess she’ll realize this is a bad idea when little Timmy weighs in 40 lbs overweight at the next pediatrician appointment. I just ate a starbucks cookie they forgot to charge me for and I feel the sugar in my fucking balls….I hope I am not diabetic, cuz if I am, I may die.
Speaking of eating, here are some pics of Nicole Richie eating, because she is fat and you are ugly and it is Thanksgiving and you are American and that means you are eating Yams with Whip Cream on them and that is disgusting and part of the reason your nation is fat, but I am fat too so don’t worry about it and have a good time, which you will, cuz fat people always have a good time eating….even when they emotionally eat because they are sad they are still happy. Fuck Off.
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2006
23
Nov
I am -stepLINKS of the Day
This is a message I came across on Facebook:
hey love! Just checking up on you… wanted to know if theyve cured that nasty rash you know where! Remember im here for you no matter what std you may be sporting babe xoxox
These are my links:
Some Really Hot Girl Who Obviously Knows What’s Up Started a DrunkenStepfather.com Lover’s Facebook Group. If you Have Facebook You Better Add Yourself to This Group and Invite all Your Friends. Target is 1,000,000 Members.
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Spanish Teens Who Think They Are The Pussycat Doll
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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I am a B-List Blog – Which Makes No Sense Because I have 10 Readers…But Whatever….
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Some Bitch With Stupid Socks On Acting Stupid
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This Dude Has An Anorexic Fetish…
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Shitty Site Using Some Shitty Girl in Some Shitty School Girl Outfit to Get Traffic. This is Their Video
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I don’t really Understand What’s Going On Here…
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Tom From Myspace on The Toilet
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Some Weird Psychic Bitch Sings About the American Music Awards
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Look – A Stupid VIdeo With an Obvious Punchline, Bad Acting and Some Tit
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Did I Post This Paris Hilton Upskirt Yet?
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This is a Clip from the Movie Dead or Alive of Two Girls Fighting in Bikinis…
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Some Retarded Ghostbusters Prank Video That Happened on Campus – Obviously…
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Some Video Called Bathroom Fuckin’ That I’ve Never Seen
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Kristen Bell At Some Fashion Show Looking Like She Has a Crush On You
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This Guy Asked For A Link – I Gave Him One For His Nice Collection of Playboy Pics
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3 Bottles of Pherlure for the Price of 1 – It’s Like I’m Buying You A Hooker…I’m Nice Like That
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Some Fags Singing Shakira Of The Day
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Alyssa Milano’s Sexy Whale Tail (sexy if you’re into thongs…I prefer diapers)
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Abi Titmuss Is Supposed to Be a Slut Who Emails Me – But For Some Reason She Doesn’t Send Me These Calendar Pics…Probably Cuz She’s Not Really Emailing Me….
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This Dude Thinks This Is The World’s Most Beautiful News Reporter…
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Some Kids Pretend They Are X-Tina’s Video Drrrty
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Something About Britney’s Hair… I didn’t Bother Reading…Because I Don’t Care…
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2006
22
Nov
I am – Fergie Throwback Pics of Her Ass Crack of the Day
The Black Eyed Peas call their fans “Peabodies” and this is Fergie’s Ass Crack from 2004. I remember Chlamydia, it was the best night of my life, which reminds me of a story I once read of a guy who picked up a slammin’ girl, banged her, landed Chlamydia, got the pills, it cleared up, went out to the bar again the next week, picked up the same girl and got Chlamydia again…That story is a lot like Fergie’s ass. It’s rancid like an STD but good enough to post 2 years later. You liked that story…didn’t you…You liked how I tied that shit back into Fergie’s pics. I am pretty fucking smart for a mexican – admit it.
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2006
22
Nov
I am – American Music Award Post of the Day
I would have done a liveblog at the AMAs, but I had no idea they were on. I ended up having a pretty hurtin’ hangover by 8 pm after drinking all day yesterday and passed out on the couch. So I didn’t get the chance to watch the show and I am sure I didn’t miss shit, because the AMA’s are a shit, so I guess that technically means I did miss shit….
Speaking of shit…I woke up on the couch to Nelly Fertado Dancing on Clouds with a bunch of black people dressed in white showing off her “I just gave birth and I am a fisherman’s daughter ass”. I thought I had died in my sleep and woke up in hell. She was caressing herself and it would have turned me on if she didn’t look like a man. I passed back out when Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter hit the stage. His daughter is not legal and either is his hair.
Speaking of giving birth, I remember one Christmas when I was a teenager and I got my GF an IUD so that she’d let me bang her. It ended up doing the opposite, she got mad and she fucked off with my best friend who only had one testicle and let him take her cherry. That was my one chance to get a virgin and I fucked it up. So when christmas shopping for your woman this year, don’t get her the Birth Control Shot…but consider getting her the morning after pill, cuz it’s trendy now.
Here are some AMA Pics…
Wearing soemthing to practically cover-up her GUNT.
Lookin’ Anorexic
Lookin’ African.
Lookin’ Beat Up and Like She’s Had 2 Kids…
Lookin’ Good.
Looking Old and Haggard
Lookin’ Fat
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2006
22
Nov
I am – DrunkenstepLINKS of the Day
Those fuckers at TMZ refused to link me when they first started and now I know why. They are fucking huge. I just watched local news and they were on it for the Kramer video. These fuckers land all the HUGE videos and if I was them, I wouldn’t link to me either….On the positive site of things, I have a new reader and this is what she wrote to me…
I just don’t understand why people like you exist. Killer site, tits, ass, and snarky commentary. I’ll catch your perverse ass later.
-Tess
I think that means I have a new reader. So say hi to Tess aka reader number 11 and click the links that I found for you …Asshole.
This is the reason why Kramer hates black people…These Parents Are Betting On Their Kids Fight…
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Courtney Cox has a New Show and She Looks Like a Crackwhore
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I assume this is Terry Richardson’s Brother’s Magazine…Because All 3 Issues Have Porno Pics by Him…I hate flash sites cuz I can’t link to the article I wanted to…Motherfuckers….
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Paris Hilton Pukes On Stage, Everyone Talks About It, But Do We Really Care?
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Topless Rice Cooking With A Bottle Of Absolut Makes me Hungry.
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Robert Altman Dies at 81, He Is the Reason We Know Julianne Moore is a Firecrotch
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Niki Belucci is Hungary’s Topless DJ – Here Are Her Pics….
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Fat Black and Shakin Her Ass On Youtube…No Wonder Kramer Hate’s These People…
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Britney Hangs with Paris and Drops Her Pants…They Look Like the Lamest People to Party With Ever…
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The Bitch From Survivor who Hosts the View is Retarded in Video but I Did Want to Bang Her When She Was On Survivor and Smelled Like Shit.
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Madonna Wants Another Pet African and People Need to Stop Dissin’ Her For Doing a Good Thing…
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I don’t know who Maria Reyes is But I Do See Her Ass Crack..
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Black Girl Shaking Her Ass On Youtube. I assume she’s adopted because she’s not fat and can afford a computer. Her white folks…don’t let her eat fried chicken…and they vacations in Florida….where Grandma has a Condo….
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T-Shirts That Get Dumb College Girls Horny and Horny Dumb College Girls Means You’re Getting Lucky. It’s Pretty Much a Fact.
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Rose Mcgowen’s Nipples are Hard
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Holly Valence Nip Slip
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Here’s the 40 Year Old VIrgin Nipple Scene Because You Hate Yourself As Much As I Do…
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Sophie Howard is a “Knockout”
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Some White Chick Booty Dancing at a Bar in a Thong
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This video is called a Super Sloppy Thanksgiving. Sound’s Like My Wife.
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Pheromone Spray is On Sale for 1/2 Price. It’s a Deal and If You Get 2 Bottles You Get 1 Free. That Means You Get 3 bottles for the price of 1…..Getting Laid is Now So Much Cheaper….and I am a Math Whiz WHile Drunks….
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There’s something funny about LPSG.org…And That Starts With People Who Put Their Penis Size in Their Signature and Ends With this Thread About the Best Reaction They’ve Had to Their Large Penis…
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Divine Comedy are Some British Band and This is the Weirdest Video I’ve Ever Seen
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Cold War Kids are a Great Band from L.A. According to the Guy Who Asked Me to Post this Video. I think I’d have to agreee but probably only because I am drunk.
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Who are the brownbabies and why do I want to let them give me HPV
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2006
21
Nov
I am – Rose Mcgowen’s Nips of the Day
2006
21
Nov