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2024

20

Sep

Florence Pugh Stain of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, Florence Pugh is disgusting…like a poo stain on a public bathroom toilet seat you just passed out on while puking into it because you drank too much and ate some bad pickled eggs….she that poo smear on the hand rail you realize you’re holding on when forced to take public transit…her name is appropriate because she’s not hot to anyone but someone with a very specific and niched fetish towards these kinds of things….like a poo stain to me is something that I’ll smell and be angry I rubbed up for years to come…but to a poo fetishist…that shit is everything…

Are you a PUGH fetishist?

In the event you didn’t know, Hollywood is dying because people don’t respect actors and their useless high paid jobs, but that is because they don’t bring us hotness anymore….make actors great again, I mean they’ve always been shit, but at least they were captivating….

THIS SITE RELIES ON HOLLYWOOD STEPPING IT UP…

So get on it you rich scumbags…

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2024

20

Sep

Ava Louise Simulates a Dick Suck in a MAGA Hat of the Day

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Ava Louise is an instagram whore who flashed the Trump Rally…You can see that ON ALLSTARS

Ava Louise is an instagram whore who has licked toilet seats on airplanes during COVID to launch a career of bottom feeding shamelessness to go viral and make money….because that’s the kind of people we are dealing with in this trying to go viral and get internet famous society….they’ll do anything…and the best thing about it is that it doesn’t even require skill, effort, energy, talent, brains….it’s just a matter of low hanging fruit strategy…

“People like MAGA or HATE MAGA therefore FLASHING Maga will go viral”…..as a follow-up to flashing her tits on that weird PORTAL thing they did, or sucking off toilet seats to promote her whoring…I respect her hustle in keeping the going viral alive.

Here she is simulating a dick suck in a MAGA hat…because she recently went viral for flashing the TRUMP rally in New York…and is riding this angle to be as controversial as possible, which if funny to think that being controversial is supporting one of the two options of president when the other option is terrifying to look at and more importantly, try to listen to….while Donald Trump remains pretty cool as fuck and entertaining as fuck….freestyling his old man cool guy way back into the White House…

I’m Canadian and objective about these things, but more importantly don’t care about these things, but I have been a Trump fan since the 80s and from what I see of Trump now is someone who is cool as shit..even about being shot at….and being cool as shit is what matters….

Posted in:Ava Louise

2024

20

Sep

Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day

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It’s Friday…

Thank god for work from home, where the society of workers have become lazy pieces of shit who barely work….

Or Thank God for government assistant in this communist era, so that you can just ride that disability check for having fake MENTAL ILLNESS….and collect half or more of your income from when you were working….because you’re not some kind of sucker….

With both WORK FROM HOME…and LAZINESS NON WORKING….you don’t have to deal with that fat cat lady cunt in the office at the water cooler who quotes this song 20 years after it first happened when Black was a teen that the industry wasn’t ready for, unable to understand that occasionally people surface to the top from the internet and aren’t actually created by them…

It was a different time, a time in which Rebecca Black has grown out her tits..

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2024

20

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No links…just posting this for old time because I felt inspired…

It’ some Scarjo posing with feces….

It is probably an old trick she learned when doing sexual things with Weinstein and his mutated penis back when she first launched and was building her career.

One of those shit in a condom and freeze it to use as a dildo because we are rich and weird and buying dildos is far less degrading, disgusting and inspired.

One of those let the man shit on your chest and celebrate that shit like it is the golden egg you just laid because that shit is going to get you into some high paying roles…

Disgusting…

It’s a Morning Hangover Dump…just not the one we used to do when linking sites mattered…..

Posted in:MHD

2024

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sex in the Parking Lot
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Pulling a Tire Through a Pipe
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Zach Bryon Apologizes
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Fails from Florida
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Luckiest Man in Game Show History
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2024

19

Sep

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

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Joey King was at one time the nerdy looking weird girl who wasn’t really a hot chick…but she grew some tits and the industry decided that they had something to work with.

They put her into a Critically Acclaimed role, where she met her husband the director you never heard of so we assume he’s a professional handler. She got nominated for a Golden Globe….she got styled by an influential Celebrity Blogger who celebrates her daily….she’s got the tits and they’ve done a teen comedy of the late 90s with her…glasses off, hair down, tits out….so she matters.

She’s in all the hit movies…she even plays a parody of herself in one called UGLIES, where the UGLY girl levels up to become the hot chick….all by design to brainwash you into thinking she’s a hot chick….ALL thanks to tits.

Tits have a lot of influence especially when Hollywood is doing all they can to survive…

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2024

19

Sep

Sasha Pieterse Wet T-Shirt For Water of the Day

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I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Sasha Pieterse, probably because she was fat or ugly, but she’s managed to work through it….

She was apparently on Pretty Little Liars, where other whores got famous, like Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell…so this South African was forgotten or ignored…

She is currently a well followed entrepreneur rich person thanks to having been on a hit show…

So she’s launched her own WEED beverage….that she is promoting with a bullshit hipster shoot of a decade ago….wet white t-shirt in the shower to promote water in Southern California where there’s a water shortage…but she’s rich so she doesn’t have to experience the pain and suffering from a water shortage…she’ll just make content around the water to show off just how much access to water she has….

She’s from South Africa and clearly used to being the rich show off amongst the poor dirt eaters….but hey…SHE HAS NIPPLES…that’s SO FUCKING COOL.

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2024

19

Sep

Mystery Mom is the OnlyFans Milf of the Day

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It worked….It worked! My scheme has finally worked!!!

I created a weekly MILF article and a MILF found me in the darkness of the internet and said..”hey, I’m a MILF, check it out”….

There was a time in the 20 year life of this bullshit website that has sucked the life out of me, where girls would send in nude pics for a post, it didn’t happen often but it happened….

There was a time when dudes would send in pics of their girlfriends naked because they wanted to show off.

My first post, 20 years ago, was a request for nudes…a CALL TO THE WILD of nudes and I’ve lost sight of that primary goal of the site….

Luckily, Mystery Mom has reminded me why I do it….

Sure, she’s an OnlyFans mom, running a revenue stream with her nudes, but she still gets naked on the internet and that’s a good thing.

As much as I hate on OnlyFans, I never hate on the women who try to profit off their nudes, I am all in on that shit…..

I hate on the dudes who get sucked into the trap from the big players out there who make 70 million dollars scamming you. I am here to protect you dear socially awkward nerd who needs a father figure to guide you…

Not all OF models are scammers…so find the good ones like Mystery Mom …some are just into getting paid to get naked online, a fantasy and a good way to pay off the mortgage….

Not that I know anything about her, she could be a horrible person trying to lure you into her trap, but as far as I’m concerned, I am blinded by the photos she produces and can’t imagine something as lovely as this could have bad intentions….

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2024

19

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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As the summer comes to a terrible and mean spirited end, at least behind the ice wall of Canada….I am forced to turn to the internet to get my fix of women with tanlines, which I guess you could argue I do during the summer as well because I don’t believe in socializing and even if I did, it would probably not be with women who have tanlines from being outdoors and active, or on vacation, but rather from the chemicals they spray on themselves in the stripclub as part of their artistic vision for themsleves…

Meaning, the tanlines I would have would be expensive and annoying and not there for the authentic appreciation of my authentic appreciation of people who aren’t scared of the sun.

One of the silliest things I’ve seen happen in my life has been this fear of the sun…like a group of demonic vampires out there really want you to avoid the sun, because it probably gives you super powers….and all these idiots are buying into it.

LATHER chemicals on yourself to prevent the sun from hurting you and LATER chemicals on yourself to get the look that the sun has kissed your skin by staining it like a deck….sounds pretty genius to me.

Here are those tanlines since it’s a fetish…my fetish.