Cindy Margolis, the biggest cocktease on the internet finally got naked for Playboy….all sluts get naked for the public eventually, some just take longer than others….
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2006
15
Nov
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I didn’t do my stepLINKS yesterday, because I was drunk. I did them today and after going through them one last time it seems like I was drunk when choosing them. I woke up this morning and watched The View. Rosie was playing the bongo drums and dancing around, I guess it’s a lesbian thing. Speaking of lesbians – start sending your links to me – I don’t mind posting them and it makes my life easier…and easier is better, just ask Lohan…I have nothing important to say, writing this site takes up 95% of my brain capacity in everyday life, I always tell myself “remember that for later” and I always forget whatever it is that I was thinking of. Today is one of those days…..but some guy emailed me telling me that he has the Britney Spears Sex Tape. So expect that to hit the net soon but until then – here are my links.
Danny Tanner Song
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This video is called Booty Everywhere
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SkyDivingGirl has Some Interesting Pics…
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Have I Posted These LastNightParty Pics?
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Funny Photoshoot in the Park
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Girls Always Forget to Send Me Pics of Their Tits Like This
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Some Photobucket Girl Shows Off Her Box….
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A Compilation of Pictures Found in FLICKR Groups…I am Sure 95% are Random Webfinds and not pics taken by flickr members.. But I’ll Post it Anyway….
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A Video they Call “Close Call”
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Vida Guera’s See Through Shirt
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Kate Moss Upskirt No Panties
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Gossip Site of the Day
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Abi Titmuss Interviews Keeley Hazel
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Page 3 Celebrates Casino Royale
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Katie Holmes Bought 3000 dollars of Lingerie for the Wedding Night
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Some Girl in a Towel Gives a Quick Panty Flash
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Nicole Richie is Fat Now. I Guess She Can’t Hide Her Latino Self Forever….
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Some Girl Flashing. It’s Staged But She Showing TIt So It’s Worth Checking Out…
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Funny T-Shirts Get You Laid….
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Some Girl Dancing Around in a Changing Room – Not Exciting But I am too Lazy to not post it….
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You Need Absinthe To Have a Good Time. It’s Better than Yay…
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Girls Dancing Around The Bathroom…..Showing Some Upskirt
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This is a clip of Brittany Daniel from “Little Man”. She is so hot in this movie.
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This is the Weirdest Amateur Girl Photoshoot I Have Ever Seen
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Lingerie Wearing Kate Moss in Dream 2 from Agent Provocateur’s Dreams of Miss X Promo
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Nice Writing On Yourself and Shoving a Baster Up Your Ass – Cockwhore (NSFW)
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Nice Armpits Second Blowjob Girl (NSFW)
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For the Fags – Here’s Out Magazine’s Top 100
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Britney Spears Cleavage Pics
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Booble Fansign Girls…
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2006
14
Nov
I am – Ex Wives Group on Flickr Pics of the Day
2006
14
Nov
I am – Photobucket Girls Vagina of the Day
2006
14
Nov
I am – Kristen Cavallari’s Facebook Pics of the Day
I am not an investigative reporter, I am too lazy for that shit. I did create a facebook profile a couple weeks ago and I have added ever bat mitzvahed girl between the ages of 18 and 22 from Montreal and in doing that have found Kristen Cavallari’s facebook profile, so I did what any lazy mexican would and saved all her pics to my computer to post here for you. You’re welcome. My last post was too long so I am not going to write any comedy here, let’s just pretend Kristen Cavallari is comedy in and of herself….which isn’t that much of a stretch…..
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2006
14
Nov
I am – Kristen Cavallari's Facebook Pics of the Day
I am not an investigative reporter, I am too lazy for that shit. I did create a facebook profile a couple weeks ago and I have added ever bat mitzvahed girl between the ages of 18 and 22 from Montreal and in doing that have found Kristen Cavallari’s facebook profile, so I did what any lazy mexican would and saved all her pics to my computer to post here for you. You’re welcome. My last post was too long so I am not going to write any comedy here, let’s just pretend Kristen Cavallari is comedy in and of herself….which isn’t that much of a stretch…..
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2006
14
Nov
I am – The Tenacious D Movie of the Day
I hate Jack Black, not because he made a mockery of my people in his movie Nacho Libre, but because he’s not funny. I never saw that Nacho Libre shit but can only assume it was shit because Jack Black is not funny. I realized that Jack Black wasn’t funny years ago, but I guess what I think doesn’t fucking matter because this cunt keeps getting work, like hosting some MTV awards show this past fall where he made a fool of himself .
I guess if that’s what makes for good comedy, I have no concept of funny, because let’s face it, if I did have a concept of funny, this site would be making money. Either way, I was blown the fuck away when I checked my inbox and found pictures of this motherfucker’s movie premiere for Tenacious D. I knew that this was his band that has been floating around the last couple of years but I never really knew much about them other than that they have always offended me with their obesity, fart jokes and whatever else they do that I have blocked out of my memory because every time they show up on TV or hits my computer screen I turn the fucker off.
Speaking of turning the fucker off, none of the bitches who went to his premiere were hot. Speaking of hot, a homeless man in a top hat just asked me if I worked on the computer and I said no and he said “so you’re telling me that’s not a computer” and I said “it’s a cell phone” and he got confused and walked away, but not as confused as the hippie in the corner who is looking at a map plannng his next obnoxious college backpacking adventure so that in 6 months from now he can come home and instead of telling people he had fun and got drunk and fucked bitches he’ll tell them that the trip changed his life like the emotional worldly and aware college kid that he is. He’ll go on to say that little Miguel with HIV in Ecuador changed his life and that they’ve exchanged email addresses and that he’ll be sending Miguel care packages until he saves enough money working at an organic health food store between volunteer sessions working with the homeless and taking classes on third world development to go rebuild Miguel’s village.
Speaking of third world development, Homeless Man Dance just walked in and I feel he could rebuild villages if he wasn’t so busy dancing. I’d do a follow-up on him but that would be overkill. Speaking of overkill, this post is way too long. Enjoy….and Cuddles (obvs)…
Other People in Attendance:
Ben Stiller and His Fat Wife….
Kristen Cavallari
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2006
13
Nov
I am – Chyna is a Man and These Are Her Panties of the Day
My old army buddy was in town this past weekend for veteran’s day. We decided that it would be a great opportunity to catch up on old times and grab a couple of drinks in our army uniforms. We realize that people give veterans free stuff because of their own guilt from not serving their country. So we decided to go out to naked breakfast, only to be served by a floppy looking girl with genitals that were more meaty than the sausage she served us and nipples that had a greater circumference than the pancakes on my plate, but when a naked woman is serving you breakfast, you don’t really complain, because lets face it, an ugly naked girl is better than no naked girl, but you already know that don’t you. Your sex life wouldn’t be around if it wasn’t for the ugly girls. Anyway, our day continued by going to the Memorial Day service where we were treated like kings, we were given all kinds of free goodies in some gift bag for being in attendance, I felt like Brad Pitt at the Academy Awards pre-party. We continued our uniform clad day at the strip club where we didn’t pay a penny and got completely inebriated and lap dance after lap dance. I even convinced 2 amateur girls that happened to be in the club to get up and do a show, because they were hotter than the hired strippers, mainly because they were in their everyday clothes and because they were with their boyfriends. They didn’t want to at first but the fact that it was memorial day and that it was a time to honor our troops lead them to a 3 song special. Next up was the olympic stripper, I call her the olympic stripper because she had the dancing abilities that made me think of China. Her ability to shake her ass and slap each ass cheek independently against the pole was something only a girl who was bread and trained from a young age could do. I am talking trained like chinese gymnastic camps that I saw a documentary one where they train 12 hours daily from the time they are 2 to make it. We spent a total of $5, everything was complimentary because we were in uniform, I guess the joke is on everyone considering neither of us ever served in the army, but probably should have if I had known people were so generous. Speaking of pretending to be something your not, Chyna, the wrestler not the gymnastic training camp, has lead people to believe she was a woman for all this time, she’s been getting drinks bought for her and has even made money and more importantly has had some hetero men like you jerk off to her while watching her wrestle and her sex tape, but in reality, it was all just a fucking costume. Her real name is Carl and she just cut off his dick to look good in a leotard for the WWF and here she is classing it up in a way only someone who cut off his penis could…
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