Leave it up to a useless blogging faggot that every 14 year old girl and her fucking middle-aged whore of a single-mother loves to score some candid pictures of Lohan. Her hotel room is messier than my one bedroom apartment and I feel like that is something we should all judge her on. The fact that she’s got a bottle of Jack next to her is pretty fucking sexy and is a definite way to redeem herself. I fucking love Jack, it turns me into a pirate and being a pirate makes for a good fucking night of raping and pillaging anyone in my way. Point of all this is to say Lohan may be a cunt, but PerezHilton running after her makes him a bigger cunt, which is all part of his life plan.You see, he always was envious of cunt, because cunts get male attention and he likes getting fucked by cock, but could never get the cock, because he ate too many fucking burritos, and if there is one thing faggots don’t like, it’s fat people. I know this because I am never hit on while dancing on the bar in my leather pants in gay clubs. So he’s forced to find fame, because fat famous fags get cock, goes to NYU in acting school, never gets a job upon graduating, starts a blog, it gets tons of traffic and every useless small town faggot is throwin’ him a piece…This post is garbage and so are the captions, I am running off 3 hours of sleep and I have to go meet my shrink in 10 minutes. Fuck you.

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So the rumor of the day is that Pam Anderson is pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby. The other celebrity bloggers aren’t up on that shit yet, but I know that she is because I saw the pics of her belly, and why else would they get married. There’s certain rules you gotta follow when you come from trash, and one of those rules is to marry when knocked up…it’s just one of those things.

I also got hate mail today for posting the Castro pic and people told me that I shouldn’t write about politics. I already made it clear that I don’t follow the news in my St Tropez fire post, so calling me an uneducated retard is definitely true and something I never denied.

I have also been getting a lot of slack for being a jew or a white guy in college, someone else accused me of being Cuban. To clear things up, I am not Jewish but I do love Jewish girls and dream about them using me to piss off their dads. I am not in college, I figured my writing kinda gave that away.

That’s about all I wanted to talk about in today’s stepLINKS. So these are the links that I found today. I’d say to enjoy them, but I know you won’t. They all kinda suck. I don’t know anything about choosing links for everyone’s enjoyment. If I actually cared about what you cunts thought, I would probably be pretty nervous about whether you’ll like them or not.

Enough with this typing….Just click the fucking links.

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See what happens when I go on a quest for tits on the news….I come across other shit I would rather not see or know about. Like this one of Fidel Castro recovering in the hospital after some sort of medical problem that made him give power of Cuba over to his brother a few weeks ago. The stranger gazing into this motherfucker’s eyes while holding his hand is the President of Venezuala. The intensity of this union screams FAGGOT to me. I assume Fidel used to keep it on the downlow, brokeback mountain syle, he’d tell his wife he was going to fishing trips with his president of Venezuala friend and very little fishing actually went on. I guess when you are on your death bed, you stop caring about keeping up appearances and you just let your heart guide you, it’s some kind of spiritual shit that happens. Which brings me to the point of this post, which is my recycled Myspace message that you should send to all your friends…..

Just thought I’d write you a short note to tell you haow much I enjoyed meeting you on myspace. I can’t recall when I had a more pleasant time. Everything felt so natural, and you were very easy to talk to. It’s hard for me to identify what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it might be the combination of your great sense of humor, your charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I can sense its presence. You could call it chemistry, or better yet, the possibility that we are on the same wavelength.

I really hope that our first encounter was not our last because I felt very special when I was with you. I truly want to give our friendship a chance to grow.

Well, I guess I’ve said enough for the time being. Have a wonderful day and, hopefully, I’ll see you again real soom. If you get a chance, call me and tell me your thoughts.

Until I hear from you, take care of yourself.

Always,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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See what happens when I go on a quest for tits on the news….I come across other shit I would rather not see or know about. Like this one of Fidel Castro recovering in the hospital after some sort of medical problem that made him give power of Cuba over to his brother a few weeks ago. The stranger gazing into this motherfucker’s eyes while holding his hand is the President of Venezuala. The intensity of this union screams FAGGOT to me. I assume Fidel used to keep it on the downlow, brokeback mountain syle, he’d tell his wife he was going to fishing trips with his president of Venezuala friend and very little fishing actually went on. I guess when you are on your death bed, you stop caring about keeping up appearances and you just let your heart guide you, it’s some kind of spiritual shit that happens. Which brings me to the point of this post, which is my recycled Myspace message that you should send to all your friends…..

Just thought I’d write you a short note to tell you haow much I enjoyed meeting you on myspace. I can’t recall when I had a more pleasant time. Everything felt so natural, and you were very easy to talk to. It’s hard for me to identify what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it might be the combination of your great sense of humor, your charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I can sense its presence. You could call it chemistry, or better yet, the possibility that we are on the same wavelength.

I really hope that our first encounter was not our last because I felt very special when I was with you. I truly want to give our friendship a chance to grow.

Well, I guess I’ve said enough for the time being. Have a wonderful day and, hopefully, I’ll see you again real soom. If you get a chance, call me and tell me your thoughts.

Until I hear from you, take care of yourself.

Always,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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I am not racist, I just hate black people.

I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it all with all my bullshit commentary that makes this site what it is. Here I go. I guess nothing screams I need positive publicity than having your picture taken with a black baby in diapers. That’s like going on a mission to Africa and having your picture taken injected AIDS medication in a 7 year old, it’s like going to the retard shelter and having a picture of your taking a retard on a piggyback ride. That’s like going to a third world country and having a picture of you building a fucking well for the village, or taking it amongst yourself to breast feed a baby who’s mother just died. The point of all this is to say that Paris a slut, who does nothing good for the world, she uses her pussy for as a self-destructive way to feel worth. She spends all her money on cars, designer clothes and houses. She vacations all fuckin’ year round and people buy into her bullshit. She has single handedly ruined the next generation of girls, making them think acting a fool and slutting out is the way to the top, not always a bad thing, until they turn 25 and get their HIV test results back. So Paris can try to doop all of us into thinking she’s so fucking philanthropic, but she ain’t nothing but a whore. This has been a post of hate. Cuddles.

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I am not racist, I just hate black people.

I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it all with all my bullshit commentary that makes this site what it is. Here I go. I guess nothing screams I need positive publicity than having your picture taken with a black baby in diapers. That’s like going on a mission to Africa and having your picture taken injected AIDS medication in a 7 year old, it’s like going to the retard shelter and having a picture of your taking a retard on a piggyback ride. That’s like going to a third world country and having a picture of you building a fucking well for the village, or taking it amongst yourself to breast feed a baby who’s mother just died. The point of all this is to say that Paris a slut, who does nothing good for the world, she uses her pussy for as a self-destructive way to feel worth. She spends all her money on cars, designer clothes and houses. She vacations all fuckin’ year round and people buy into her bullshit. She has single handedly ruined the next generation of girls, making them think acting a fool and slutting out is the way to the top, not always a bad thing, until they turn 25 and get their HIV test results back. So Paris can try to doop all of us into thinking she’s so fucking philanthropic, but she ain’t nothing but a whore. This has been a post of hate. Cuddles.

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Someone just sent this into me, I was going to put it in the stepLINKS, but realize that no one clicks on my stepLINKS, and I couldn’t allow for this to be overlooked. It’s a fucking bodybuilder slut in her bikini top doing that pec dance that jocks used to do by the pool while trying to impress the girls in beach movies from the ’60s. This is the email that was attached to the link:

Some people don’t have lives. Bodybuilders fall into this category, even if they are young, blond, slags. They think they have lives because they lift. They think they are social because they lift together. They are actually obsessed freaks who are constantly seeking the approval they never got growing up. Similar to fat, Mexican, alcoholic bloggers. Bitch. Here’s a link.

I agree with what dude’s saying about people who lift together drink protein shakes together or whatever it is he was trying to get at about insecurities and obsession. We live in an obsessed world. People constantly over-compensate for whatever they got issues about whether it’s a fat bitch starving herself, or a girl with daddy issues letting the football team fuck her up the ass, or the 35 year old miserable mexican blogger who drinks just to stomach crawling into bed with a 300 pound furnace of a wife who smells of cookie dough…..Point of all this is to say that obsessed people who obviously go over the top in whatever they do make for good content, so I hope it never ends.

On a side note, I remember going to the strip club with stepSTEVE and trying to get this one body builder stripper, who would do chin ups on stage, to arm wrestle him. It never happened, but I was really intrigued by her massive back muscles, tiny muscular ass, and huge implanted tits. I remember not knowing whether to look at her box when she dropped her metallic bikini bottom…but I obviously looked and bitch’s clit was bigger than my dick, which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.

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Someone just sent this into me, I was going to put it in the stepLINKS, but realize that no one clicks on my stepLINKS, and I couldn’t allow for this to be overlooked. It’s a fucking bodybuilder slut in her bikini top doing that pec dance that jocks used to do by the pool while trying to impress the girls in beach movies from the ’60s. This is the email that was attached to the link:

Some people don’t have lives. Bodybuilders fall into this category, even if they are young, blond, slags. They think they have lives because they lift. They think they are social because they lift together. They are actually obsessed freaks who are constantly seeking the approval they never got growing up. Similar to fat, Mexican, alcoholic bloggers. Bitch. Here’s a link.

I agree with what dude’s saying about people who lift together drink protein shakes together or whatever it is he was trying to get at about insecurities and obsession. We live in an obsessed world. People constantly over-compensate for whatever they got issues about whether it’s a fat bitch starving herself, or a girl with daddy issues letting the football team fuck her up the ass, or the 35 year old miserable mexican blogger who drinks just to stomach crawling into bed with a 300 pound furnace of a wife who smells of cookie dough…..Point of all this is to say that obsessed people who obviously go over the top in whatever they do make for good content, so I hope it never ends.

On a side note, I remember going to the strip club with stepSTEVE and trying to get this one body builder stripper, who would do chin ups on stage, to arm wrestle him. It never happened, but I was really intrigued by her massive back muscles, tiny muscular ass, and huge implanted tits. I remember not knowing whether to look at her box when she dropped her metallic bikini bottom…but I obviously looked and bitch’s clit was bigger than my dick, which isn’t saying much. Cuddles.

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