There was once a time when Paris Hilton wasn’t everywhere I looked. It was a time before the sex tape and before she knew how to market her useless self. I have had discussions with people about Paris Hilton’s business sense, because I don’t have much of a personality and I am not a major conversationalist, and the conclusion was always that kinda blurry because I tend to not listen to useless conversation, even when I am involved in them. Last night I witnessed a drunk/psycho driver near my office. Dude drove through an intersection, crossed 4 lanes of traffic, smashed into parked cars, reversed, fled the scene of the accident, flew through another interesection and ended up in someone’s house/front yard. I hope Paris Hilton’s career has that kind of accident soon.

New Pics of Paris

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Do you want to know what I find funny? I figure you do since you are reading this. Well, I am not going to tell you what I find funny, because I don’t think it’s any of your business, but what is your business is that fat girls who lose weight become sluts. I’m talking morbidly obese bitch in your grade 9 science class, who found a new life with a personal trainer who charged her 20 dollars an hour for 2 hours a day everyday of the week until she was a size 2. I am talking about that same girl who never had many friends, who smelled like the cafeteria and who only got fucked once in her life, and that was by you when you were drunk and your friends teased you for being a virgin.

That girl is now stripping somewhere, or starring in porn movies, because guys like fucking her now that she is that size 2. The damage that was done in highschool is irreversible, but the benefit is that bitch uses her pussy as a way to mend those deep wounds….

The good thing is she will still probably fuck you out of spite since you fucked her over when you were 16, but do not fall in love with her cuz the second bitch gets married and has a kid, her fat gene will come back again. Point of the story is that Etta James just lost 200 lbs and even this old bitch slutting it out. That’s my story.

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Nothing says “I have a mangled vagina” like a woman playing with her baby. I guess the thing this bitch has going for her is that she tainted her womb with Ryan Phillippe’s seed when she was still young. That means that her body rebounded nicely back into shape, so at 27 years old she’s not sitting on the porch, 300 lbs, eating oreo cookies, while her daughter nurses off the neighbor’s cat. That’s what usually happens to bitches who wait until they are past their prime to start baby making, they let themselves go on all fronts. They are the bitches you see at WalMart in their slippers and fat ass filled jogging pants. The lucky ones end up on Dr Phil complaining about how their husbands don’t fuck them anymore, and we all get to laugh at them proving that they aren’t useless at all.

For the non-peds who read the site, you’ll have have to wait another 15 years before knowing if the HUDSONSTD turns out to be a hot little slut or not. As for the peds, put your dick back in yo’ pants, this is not THAT kind of website. Pervert with your diaper fetish.

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Nothing says “I have a mangled vagina” like a woman playing with her baby. I guess the thing this bitch has going for her is that she tainted her womb with Ryan Phillippe’s seed when she was still young. That means that her body rebounded nicely back into shape, so at 27 years old she’s not sitting on the porch, 300 lbs, eating oreo cookies, while her daughter nurses off the neighbor’s cat. That’s what usually happens to bitches who wait until they are past their prime to start baby making, they let themselves go on all fronts. They are the bitches you see at WalMart in their slippers and fat ass filled jogging pants. The lucky ones end up on Dr Phil complaining about how their husbands don’t fuck them anymore, and we all get to laugh at them proving that they aren’t useless at all.

For the non-peds who read the site, you’ll have have to wait another 15 years before knowing if the HUDSONSTD turns out to be a hot little slut or not. As for the peds, put your dick back in yo’ pants, this is not THAT kind of website. Pervert with your diaper fetish.

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Being a celebrity is like being in high school. Their lives are filled with gossip, all the hot girls are passed around like a bottle of whiskey at the homeless shelter and every week you play dress up and have pictures taken of you like it was prom.

I never went to prom, I dropped out of school because I had dreams of being a pro tennis player. The only problem was that I had never played tennis and I just ended up being a pro….

I remember hearing about one of the girls from my school having a dumpster birth on prom night. No one knew she was pregnant and she refused to let the little fucker that is her baby ruin her night. She ended up getting arrested. I never understood why people take things like that so seriously, I mean it is her kid, she should be able to throw it in the dumpster if she wants. It’s like animal planet motherfuckers…..

That was my post….

Haylie Duff is DUFFgusting….

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These pics landed in my inbox, I don’t really do the whole nipple slip thing anymore and I try to leave it for the virgin webmasters, but this is no ordinary nip slip, this is funny cuz this fucking kid is hungry and it knows where to find lunch….I was walking around yesterday for an hour and saw at least 3 new moms feeding their kids. It’s the year of young mothers and bitches just pull their shit out anywhere baby wants. These are the same bitches that you had to take on 10 dates just to get a blowjob from, now that they have a baby they think it’s cool to show the tit cuz it’s no longer a sexual object, it’s a tool. I just want to say that I am down with that thinkin, cuz I don’t care how bitch views her own titties as long as I get them. I don’t mind seeing a little mouth and hand on it, I just pretend she’s got REALLY huge tits. That may have made sense and I am not re-reading it cuz i got places to be.

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These pics landed in my inbox, I don’t really do the whole nipple slip thing anymore and I try to leave it for the virgin webmasters, but this is no ordinary nip slip, this is funny cuz this fucking kid is hungry and it knows where to find lunch….I was walking around yesterday for an hour and saw at least 3 new moms feeding their kids. It’s the year of young mothers and bitches just pull their shit out anywhere baby wants. These are the same bitches that you had to take on 10 dates just to get a blowjob from, now that they have a baby they think it’s cool to show the tit cuz it’s no longer a sexual object, it’s a tool. I just want to say that I am down with that thinkin, cuz I don’t care how bitch views her own titties as long as I get them. I don’t mind seeing a little mouth and hand on it, I just pretend she’s got REALLY huge tits. That may have made sense and I am not re-reading it cuz i got places to be.

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I have a friend who gets mad at me everytime I don’t update to her standards. I get hate mail, phone calls, and instant messages about how useless I am. This bitch goes fucking crazy on me, yelling at me and telling me that I am last week’s kitchen garbage. She decided to help me gather pictures for the site, because she understands that I have a drinking problem and cares about me. She just wants to see this site work.

I just wanted to say that I care about her too and know that one day she will make a man very lucky. I hope that when she does I can get her pregnant over the phone and she can lie to her man – pretending it’s his. That’s the kind of team we are. Cuddles.

Here’s the Mega Picture Post:

Anne Hathaway was Naked in Havoc and Brokeback:

Brad Pitt Riding a Motorbike Cuz Angelina’s Box is Sore:

Brittany Murphy at an Event With Wedding Ring and Tits

Michael Douglas Gets a Diploma and a Mexican Wife

Claire Danes is Boring

Faith Hill and the STDs

Halle Berry More White than Chocolate (milk)? Discuss:

Jake Gyllenhaal – Brokeback Mountain the Bicycle Years

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I found out the story behind these two. The real story is that when Nemcova was in her Eastern European/Russian hometown she was Human Trafficked. They sent her to America where some sleazy pervert pimped her out to all the highest bidders until James Blunt’s uncle found her, saved her and help make her into the successful model she is today. Money will never make her forget what went on in the brothels, but she does know how she owes her life to the Blunt uncle and to repay him, she’s decided to date him. Rumor also has it the Blunt was responsible for the Tsunami that killed her ex bf, but that’s just a rumor. This is a stupid fucking post and I hate myself for writing it so it ends right here…

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The Olsen twins have changed our society, I am sure eating disorders are more popular today than they were 10 years ago….but not for everyone, today I saw some fat slut in spandex behind me buying lunch. This is what she bought:

1 can of Beef Stew
1 Quart of Milk
1 Cookie
1 bag of chips
1 massive ice cream sandwich

Based on her ass, she won’t be throwing that lunch up, she’s saving it there in the event the famine hits before she dies of heart disease.

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