Kate Moss is a whore. But not as much of a whore as the bitch I saw in a wheelchair, she had 2 kids, which means some sick fuck is banging her numb cooch. I always wondered what kind of person fucks a paraplegic, is it the same kind of person who bangs dead people or is it some guy who has trouble mackin’ bitches and the one in a chair is easy pickings, even easier than the fat girl in the bar at the end of the night. I guess it could also be the kind of guy who was wronged by so many bitches that he doesn’t want this one to run away or even a dude who married his highschool sweetheart, then bitch had to go and get herself in a car wreck, forcing him to stick it out with her.

I am sure sex with a “chair” would be hot, I wouldn’t get enough of an unresponsive limbs all dangling all over the place like they have a mind of their own. Point of the story is Kate Moss has legs that work. Cuddles and tell your fucking friends.

Bonus – Kate Moss Behind Glass

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There are times when I feel I should post something to make all you useless fucks feel better about your useless selves. So here it is. Be happy you aren’t a piece of shit 16 year old UK slut with disgusting tits, teeth and style, rocking out in a fountain for your shitty “football team”.I know we have all fucked up in our lives but we ain’t got shit on where these motherfuckers are going to end up. I wrote this post in 6 mins. Tell X-Tina’s retarded brother I want his motherfucking medal.

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Here are a couple of pictures from Jessica Simpson’s new video starring Christina Applegate, Christina Milian and Eva Longoria. Bitch is calling on all the favors to try take back the spotlight from her useless sister. Jessica Simpson is the kind of girl who developed a complex when her dad was molesting Ashlee instead of her. She’d be in her room, with her ear to the wall listening to her daddy’s grunts and Ashlee’s moans, while tears rolled down her cheek, because she felt inadequate. It’s all good Jessica, I feel inadequate all the time, it’s called E.D., that means I can’t get it up. Sometimes I even try jerking off with sandpaper, hoping the pain will make it move. It doesn’t. Thanks for reading, tell your friends.

UPDATE: TMZ Has a Behind the Scene’s Video of this Video

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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This bitch is following Posh Spice’s lead. She was in an all girl band in the UK called Girls Aloud, not the Spice Girls, but both have the word “GIRLS” in their names. Now she’s marrying a “U.K. Footballer” named Ashley Cole and he may not be Beckham but he showers with him. This is creepier than my Lohan stalker posts, but that’s not the point. I really don’t have a point. I never do. Thanks for reading.

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I am posting links, because links are fun. If I forgot your link (Zini) or if you have links for me, feel free to email me. It makes me feel loved, something I never felt growing up. Thanks in advance.

I think this is Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan Singing GO

…who cares what I think….

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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