Here’s a little follow-up to my last Victoria Post from 2 days ago. The dude who was eating her out is about 5 ft 2, and dude’s got her smellin his feet while having his way with her. I always found little-big-man syndrome fucking hysterical. I love how these midget motherfuckers are the biggest sexual deviants around.

I think the first time I really noticed little-big-man syndrome was when I was 14 and saw Debbie Does Dallas for the first time. The dude who owned the sports store who slams Debbie in the end of the movie was this little dude who said something like “I was always too small to be on the football team, but was big in other ways”, or some shit, while rockin’ a huge boner.

For the rest of my life, I’d always see little dudes driving around in their expensive cars, or eating at expensive restaurants, with tall,hot, model type girls. If you watched them long enouhg you’d catch them making out, rubbin down the bitch, doing whatever they could to let the people around know that little-big-man owns the bitch.

I guess what it comes down to is that they felt inadequate all their lives and tried to make up for it by makin lots of money for themselves. Now they parade the shit for all to see thinking to themselves “and you laughed at me in high school, look at me now”. It’s a pretty easy formula, hot girls like lots of money, make lots of money, you’ll get the hot girls.

I am 5 ft 6 and was always too lazy to feel inadequate or make a success out of myself. So all you short people reading this, don’t get your 28 inseam pants in a knot. Not all of you are total insecure fucks with lots of money, I would bet that all the short people reading this are actually virgins. That’s the story I heard.

Here are a whole lot of pics from the Silvstedt little man vacation.

UPDATE – I Am – Not Very Creative of the Day

Turns out that a loyal reader found an identical post from 1 year ago, I repeat myself without realizing it. I am a bit of a drunken idiot. That’s all part of my charm.

Click This Link If You Want To Read It

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I don’t know if these motherfuckers are starting a fucking orphanage, but there are a lot of kids in these pictures. Maybe it’s got something to do with Michael’s craddle robbing fetish. Either way, this motherfucker has ruined this Mexican bitch, who was once hot. Speaking of Mexican, some motherfucker wrote this about me;

The guy who writes Drunken stepfather is pretty clearly neither Mexican nor anti-semitic, but rather some dude from Quebec who may or may not be himself Jewish (I’m guessing “may�) who is doing his best to ape the style and tone of Vice Magazine, also from Montreal, which he also disparages on occasion with often lackluster results.

When I read that drunk last night it made me mad, because I HATE Vice with a passion and anyone who knows me, knows that. I have never read a full Vice Article in my life and I think Gavin (the founder) is a completely useless cokehead piece of shit. He’s banged some friends of mine and he’s a poser. Not to mention, I would never turn Jewish, not even for the hottest piece of ass, because I will always have a thing for Santa Maria and Santa Claus, it’s kinda who I am. Now go fuck your self.

Speaking of fucking yourself, why aren’t girls sending in anymore “DRAW YOUR VAGINA AND DESCRIBE IT IN 10 WORDS OR LESS”

Bonus – Them Getting on a Plane – Be Excited

Update – they opened a children’s hospital

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I don’t know if these motherfuckers are starting a fucking orphanage, but there are a lot of kids in these pictures. Maybe it’s got something to do with Michael’s craddle robbing fetish. Either way, this motherfucker has ruined this Mexican bitch, who was once hot. Speaking of Mexican, some motherfucker wrote this about me;

The guy who writes Drunken stepfather is pretty clearly neither Mexican nor anti-semitic, but rather some dude from Quebec who may or may not be himself Jewish (I’m guessing “may”) who is doing his best to ape the style and tone of Vice Magazine, also from Montreal, which he also disparages on occasion with often lackluster results.

When I read that drunk last night it made me mad, because I HATE Vice with a passion and anyone who knows me, knows that. I have never read a full Vice Article in my life and I think Gavin (the founder) is a completely useless cokehead piece of shit. He’s banged some friends of mine and he’s a poser. Not to mention, I would never turn Jewish, not even for the hottest piece of ass, because I will always have a thing for Santa Maria and Santa Claus, it’s kinda who I am. Now go fuck your self.

Speaking of fucking yourself, why aren’t girls sending in anymore “DRAW YOUR VAGINA AND DESCRIBE IT IN 10 WORDS OR LESS”

Bonus – Them Getting on a Plane – Be Excited

Update – they opened a children’s hospital

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I had a friend who used to talk about how this bitch was a natural beauty. How she defined stunning and how other girls were hot, but she embodied class, or some shit. I have a pretty bad fucking memory and I am not much of a listener. I do remember he used to say she was like a porcelain doll, because I found that a creepy thing to look for in a bitch. The overall vibe was that he thought she was modern day classic like Hepburn. I never saw the appeal. For as long as I remember I was scared of firecrotch. The reason is that I thought Redheads were freaks that belonged in freakshows, with their pasty skin, freckles and inability to tan. I wanted to campaign parents to leave their redheads in woods, forget about them, and start again fresh, like they did in the middle ages, when they thought redheads were Satan’s spawn.

I have had a change of heart, not about Kidman, bitch has gone way the fuck downhill and looks like a treasure troll, but a change of heart towards redheads. I am on a quest to go down on one this year. I don’t know why – but I do know I am really curious to see what they are like up close. It’s kinda like a Klu Klux Klansman wanting a piece of the unfavorable pussy, only I never burnt a redhead on a cross or dragged one behind my Chevy pick up….I don’t know where I am going with this.

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There’s a man who walks around this city on 2 uneven legs. Dude’s usually asking around for change and I have yet to give him any because I don’t like talking to people who look like they are straight out of a horror movie. That’s no to say I don’t talk to homeless people, I am practically one of them, but think back to your high school years and remember that there were some people you didn’t talk to, like the dude who wore jogging pants, smelt like cum and always talked to himself. That is this guy of the homeless world.

This frankenstein motherfucker walked out a coffee shop with toilet paper hanging out of his pants. He didn’t realize. We took the picture. That’s the story I heard.

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There’s a man who walks around this city on 2 uneven legs. Dude’s usually asking around for change and I have yet to give him any because I don’t like talking to people who look like they are straight out of a horror movie. That’s no to say I don’t talk to homeless people, I am practically one of them, but think back to your high school years and remember that there were some people you didn’t talk to, like the dude who wore jogging pants, smelt like cum and always talked to himself. That is this guy of the homeless world.

I do however like people who are in porn movies, and if I was ever approached by that Lara Roxx bitch who got AIDs in porn 2 years ago, I’d totally give her a quarter, while wearing a latex glove and a surgical mask.

This frankenstein motherfucker walked out a coffee shop with toilet paper hanging out of his pants. He didn’t realize. We took the picture. That’s the story I heard.

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Back with some links…you should check them out. I expect you to hate every one of them, but I didn’t do it with that in mind. If you got links to send in – click the envelope top right on this page.

Our First Time Being Quoted Here

Our Dude’s Penis Is Smaller than Yours, of the day Here

Our Favorite Way to Get Laid and Paid Here

Our What’s on her Nipple of the Day Here

Our Favorite Skinny Cunts, Nicole Richie and Micha Baron on the Beach Here

Our Sexual Fantasy from 5 Years Ago, X-Tina Discusses her new Video Here

Our favorite Fetish, Kate Beckinsale Talks Breast Milk Here

Our Favorite Person in Miami, Produced a Pretty GAY Video Here

Our Favorite Goalie to Do Coke With Banged Paris Sunday Here

Our favorite Ghost Whisperer’s Nipples Hangin’ Low Here

Our Favorite Spread…Aria Giovanni Spread Open in Club Confidential Here

Our favorite hobby, watching girls oil up in a kiddie pool Here

Our new Favorite Song On Our Myspace Profile Listen Here

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Some dude named Slomo (for obvious reasons) sent in these pics of Jessica Simpson. I am 99% sure that isn’t her real nipple, but figured I’d post it anyway, because I really don’t get many emails and I feel that finally getting one warrants a post. Point of the story is I like the way Jessica Simpson handles the microphone. I read somewhere that it was a trick daddy taught her back when they were poor Baptists, so poor that they’d use his dick as the “microphone”, but only when mommy was out getting groceries.

Speaking of mic control, I used to be a Karaoke. I was usually shit wasted and could barely stand but always felt like Women in Songs 10 – The Forgotten Years, everytime I got on stage. My song of choice was I think we’re alone now by Tiffany….now children behave…then go fuck yourselves. I hate all of you for not making this site more popular.

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I almost had an ad deal closed today, but then the dude emailed me back telling me to forget it and that he wasn’t going to go through with it. This has been the story of the site, people are scared to advertise because I post to tits, I say stupid shit, and they don’t want to get their conservative asses in trouble by their conservative companies so it’s better to just tell this homeless looking obese man in Canada to fuck off than to take a risk and support some next level shit….I agreed to give him a test plug to see how well the site performs prior to his turning his back on me. I am a man of my word so here is the link. Click this shit as much as you can, blow up their fucking servers if you can just to let them know they made a mistake and I don’t want their fucking money anymore.

Some girls named “Hairy Man” added me to IM today. She told me her name was to deter perverts like me and asked if I thought there was a market for amputee porn paintings she’s been making….I told her that I knew she was a hairy man jerking off while typing to me and that I wanted nothing to do with her/him…but if she/he wanted to send me any stump porn I’d be down, cuz I am experimental like that….If I get pics or a myspace, proving she’s a hot amputee porn producer, you’ll be the first to know…

Here are the links for the day….

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I know that no one cares about Canada and that no one cares about Award Shows so based on my backwards logic, all of you care about award shows in Canada. These motherfuckers rejected my application for press access because they are racist fucking cunts.(READ MMVA REJECTION POST).

The motherfuckers had Perez and Paris Hilton up here, they also had the gardener from Desperate Housewives and Fall Out Boy, everyone’s favorite fat guitarist. A real fucking success if you ask me, which technically you did if you are reading this. Don’t worry, I hate you too….

This is the event I was not allowed into…

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