I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

10

May

I am – Britney Spears’ Uterus


Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child support and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, remembering the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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2006

10

May

I am – Britney Spears' Uterus


Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child support and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, remembering the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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2006

10

May

I am – Yesterday’s Link Dump…

Checkoutmybreasts.jpg

The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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2006

10

May

I am – Yesterday's Link Dump…

Checkoutmybreasts.jpg

The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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2006

09

May

I am – Jewish Outfit of the Day

I have never really looked into Lohan’s genealogy, but I have a feeling she’s a Jew. The main reason is because she’s from Long Island and everyone in Long Island is Jew but she also works in entertainment and all people in entertainment are Jews, except for the black people but no one notices them because they make really bad/obnoxious movies. She’s also a bit of a whiner and she’s railin’ yay like it’s going out of style, something only rich jewish kids do and she’s also been hospitalized 10 times in the last year, something Jews do, because they go see specialists for every fucking everyday symptom of disease. The defining Jew moment was when I saw these pics where she’s rockin’ a Jew outfit. If you are a Jewish girl, you’ll know what I am talking about…..


Bonus – Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jew Outfit

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2006

09

May

I am – Guess these Tits…of the day

titsoftheday.jpg

I hate games. I think they are a huge waste of time. I think they are designed for people who live in the suburbs, work in a 9-5 job, and hate their lives…but every saturday night they bust out a board game to help them forget how pathetic their lives are, without realizing that the game itself, as fun as it is makes their lives that much more pathetic…..

I decided to post this picture of a set of tits as a bit of a game….because I know you all have a pretty useless life and I want you to give yourself some kind of meaning.

Click this link to see if you’re right

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2006

08

May

I am – Underage Girls Lick Whip Cream Off Each Other Of the Day

I always figure if a bitch wants to be famous, I will make her famous. It’s kinda my job. That means if I come across a myspace profile or YouTube video that I think the masses need to be a part of, I will have no problem posting this shit. These are a couple clips posted by 16 year old lesbians licking whip cream off of each other. I already know how and why this went down, the girl doing the filming is some kind of molested girl who likes manipulating her friends into being naughty because she feels dirty for her seedy past. I wonder if her parents were home when all this went down…In reality, as funny as this is, I feel pretty sad that our society has become so over-sexualized that 16 year old girls are doing this and by the time they are 18 they will be full blown pornstars with Aids….but that’s not why I am sad, I am sad because I am not 16 anymore, and when I was 16 girls were too busy looking like shit in one-piece bathing suits to act like this….

I just made you famous, bitch(es)….

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2006

08

May

I am – Non-Nude Models on Myspace

I hate non-nude models for a pretty simple reason, they do not get nude. They lure dudes in who just wait and wait to see them naked. It’s a fuckin’ scam cuz they never get naked, they never show their cunts and they never will…so keep paying them their monthly membership fees so you can keep jerking off to their erect nipples in beaters, while I harass them on Myspace and read posts on forums by losers like you arguing about whether their naked pics are actually real.

Christina Model Personal MySpace:

My name is Christina, I’m 20 yrs. old and just married my highschool sweetheart. He is my EVERYTHING! I graduated last month from cosmetology school and will be working down in Tampa with my sister-in- law. My husband and I spend most of our time together boating and taking vacations. I’m fun to be around and like spending time with my bestfriends Lauren and Cassadee, I love you girls to death!

Here She is With Her Husband…

Here is her cabin that she bought with your money….

Here she is with her friends….


Visit Her MySpace By Clicking This Link
(Ask to see her Vagina)

Bonus:

Candid Shots Where You Can See Nip (fuckin’ losers)

Watch Her Tease You in Purple….

Missy Model Personal Myspace

I was born in Miami and have lived in the Hill almost all my life. (Boring HUH!) I have the best boyfriend ever. My future husband! He is so gorgeous. No one can ever compare, so don’t even try. I LOVE YOU BABE ——————- 5-22-04

Here she is with her boyfriend/future husband…

Here she is with her friends…..

Here is her boyfriend/future husband…

Visit Her Myspace by Clicking this Link (ask to see her vagina)

BONUS

MissyModel in a Thong on the Beach Video


Dresses Like Wonder Woman

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2006

08

May

I am – Jessica Alba doesn’t like Migrant Workers

I am a migrant worker and there is nothing I hate more than working for people who don’t talk to me. I have been a gardener, valet, bus boy and a stockboy. I have worked in the shipping department, I have operated inflatable games at Jewish events and in every one of those jobs had a cunt who would treat me like the piece of shit my job made me feel like daily….meaning I’d get zero recognition, I’d get no please or thank you, no eye contact and really minimal conversation but if something went wrong they would have no problem yelling at me. I remember the day I realized that rich people don’t have enough respect for people, and that was when working in a drug store when the hottest bitch I’d never have the chance to slam asked me for enemas and Tuck’s medicated pads….obviously if I was someone she had any level of respect for, she woulda kept that shit to herself. Instead she’s asking me, because she knows I am not in her socio-economic class. I guess Alba forgets where her Spic ancestors are from and the shit they had to eat before raising her in an upper middle class home that allowed her to run after her acting dream so here is Alba sitting on her phone like this poor Korean woman isn’t worth her time as she files down her toes.

Now, I would let Alba talk on her phone while flinging her shit at me as I was dress up like a little school girl getting raped by her AIDS infected boyfriend just to let me play with her toes, and I am not a foot fetishist but that is besides the point, I think.

Bonus Alba at the Spic Awards

Bonus Number 2 Alba with her Rich Lame Boyfriend who some stalker is gonna kill thinkin’ he’s got a chance with this bitch, that stalker may be you….

Another Bonus Alba in a Pink Shirt

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2006

08

May

I am – Jessica Alba doesn't like Migrant Workers

I am a migrant worker and there is nothing I hate more than working for people who don’t talk to me. I have been a gardener, valet, bus boy and a stockboy. I have worked in the shipping department, I have operated inflatable games at Jewish events and in every one of those jobs had a cunt who would treat me like the piece of shit my job made me feel like daily….meaning I’d get zero recognition, I’d get no please or thank you, no eye contact and really minimal conversation but if something went wrong they would have no problem yelling at me. I remember the day I realized that rich people don’t have enough respect for people, and that was when working in a drug store when the hottest bitch I’d never have the chance to slam asked me for enemas and Tuck’s medicated pads….obviously if I was someone she had any level of respect for, she woulda kept that shit to herself. Instead she’s asking me, because she knows I am not in her socio-economic class. I guess Alba forgets where her Spic ancestors are from and the shit they had to eat before raising her in an upper middle class home that allowed her to run after her acting dream so here is Alba sitting on her phone like this poor Korean woman isn’t worth her time as she files down her toes.

Now, I would let Alba talk on her phone while flinging her shit at me as I was dress up like a little school girl getting raped by her AIDS infected boyfriend just to let me play with her toes, and I am not a foot fetishist but that is besides the point, I think.

Bonus Alba at the Spic Awards

Bonus Number 2 Alba with her Rich Lame Boyfriend who some stalker is gonna kill thinkin’ he’s got a chance with this bitch, that stalker may be you….

Another Bonus Alba in a Pink Shirt

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