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2005

28

Nov

I am – Tara Reid's Outfit

I am not a fashion consultant for anyone, except my friend old friend Ray, who’s a little hopeless. Dude smoked so much meth we think he’s turned himself into a retard, because dealing with this guy is like dealing with a Corky. So I take him the the Salvation Army, I buy him a T-Shirt, I pocket the change and buy a 6-pack. That’s the reason I hang with Ray and take Ray shopping. Part of me loves Ray and the government program that pays Ray and the way Ray gets me drunk. I’d like to pay tribute to Ray, just like Tara Reid is paying tribute to her vagina, by dressing up like it. I guess it’s in memory of when she could use it, you know before the HPV and Herpes caused the hole to close. I am not a gyno, but sometimes I pretend I am with homeless girls – just to see their cooters. I’m back.

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2005

28

Nov

I am – Ryan Starr’s Make-Up Artist

I don’t even know who this cooter is. I just know that I find male make-up artists in cut off t-shirts funny and that’s why I posted this shit. Back in the halfway house I lived in, I’ve talked about it before, we had this tranny bitch who used to work as a check-out clerk at some drug store by day and rock drag shows at night. This bitch was 275 lbs and got fired for stealing make-up from that drug store so men and make-up has always been a source of inspiration. That’s my story – Let’s get this update started. Cuddles.

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2005

28

Nov

I am – Ryan Starr's Make-Up Artist

I don’t even know who this cooter is. I just know that I find male make-up artists in cut off t-shirts funny and that’s why I posted this shit. Back in the halfway house I lived in, I’ve talked about it before, we had this tranny bitch who used to work as a check-out clerk at some drug store by day and rock drag shows at night. This bitch was 275 lbs and got fired for stealing make-up from that drug store so men and make-up has always been a source of inspiration. That’s my story – Let’s get this update started. Cuddles.

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Heather Graham’s Bikini

I remember her bush in Boogy Nights. I like bush and I also like bikinis. That’s it for tonight. Welcome me back you cunts.

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Heather Graham's Bikini

I remember her bush in Boogy Nights. I like bush and I also like bikinis. That’s it for tonight. Welcome me back you cunts.

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Alanis Morisette’s Got Me Hard

You know there are some girls that even YOU wouldn’t fuck. They look worse than dirty tranny crackwhores in Brazil (the kind with AIDS) and their rotten lookin’ teeth, floppy tits and horse head make normal dudes’ cock retract. I know, you aren’t normal and would fuck anything, including your diabetic albino stepsister, but even she’s too good for you.

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Alanis Morisette's Got Me Hard

You know there are some girls that even YOU wouldn’t fuck. They look worse than dirty tranny crackwhores in Brazil (the kind with AIDS) and their rotten lookin’ teeth, floppy tits and horse head make normal dudes’ cock retract. I know, you aren’t normal and would fuck anything, including your diabetic albino stepsister, but even she’s too good for you.

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Sarita Stella’s Micro Bikini

Sarita Stella is a Price is Right model. A job that is looked-up upon by trailer trash 22 year old single mom’s on welfare. I don’t think any model sets out in life to work for the Price is Right, but on a positive note this bitch also models micro-Bikinis. I don’t really understand the craze with this shit, other than the fact that it’s probably the sluttiest thing a middle-aged lonely mother who is way too comfortable with her body can rock at the beach. These things get sheer when they are wet and barely cover up the parts we want covered up, like your dirty cellulite tattoo and your tattoo of a rose; Minnie Driver. Point of the story is that this bitch is some useless model, down on her luck, taking whatever work she can get, but I know you’re a bunch of lonely people and I have no problem showing you what breasts look like. Even disgusting ones.

If you are a next-level stalker, feel free to join her modelling school, for a chance to meet her: HERE

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Sarita Stella's Micro Bikini

Sarita Stella is a Price is Right model. A job that is looked-up upon by trailer trash 22 year old single mom’s on welfare. I don’t think any model sets out in life to work for the Price is Right, but on a positive note this bitch also models micro-Bikinis. I don’t really understand the craze with this shit, other than the fact that it’s probably the sluttiest thing a middle-aged lonely mother who is way too comfortable with her body can rock at the beach. These things get sheer when they are wet and barely cover up the parts we want covered up, like your dirty cellulite tattoo and your tattoo of a rose; Minnie Driver. Point of the story is that this bitch is some useless model, down on her luck, taking whatever work she can get, but I know you’re a bunch of lonely people and I have no problem showing you what breasts look like. Even disgusting ones.

If you are a next-level stalker, feel free to join her modelling school, for a chance to meet her: HERE

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2005

23

Nov

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Husband’s Dick

I just wanted to say that I totally called that this fool had a big dick. I read a story somewhere that at their wedding he thanked his parent’s for his big dick which proves my theory that ugly guys can get laid, if they got big dicks. Too bad for you, sitting in your mom’s basement, 4 inches hard, video game controller in hand…you won’t ever get X-Tina’s rotten cunt. Point of the story is that impotence takes away all insecurities about having a little dick, it’s like having a fleshy wound that you pee out of…..I’d like to thank crystal meth, obesity and hard living for my useless cock. Good story – tell your grandkids you fucking assholes.

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