I have no idea who Katie Lohman is, but I generally have no idea who any of the people I post about are. I am completely out of the loop. What I do know though is that she’s doing some fundraising for the Katrina benefit, which on the surface seems like a good thing to do, but upon further investigation, it is obvious that it is a publicity stunt for whatever project she may be working on. I am sure she’s not involved in too many life changing projects, only because she’s got big tits, no self respect and girls like her are used in their prime because they are more than willing to show off their bodies, usually the only thing they have going for them. I don’t wanna come across as a bitter man, the reality is, I love girls with big tits and low self-esteem, without them, strip clubs would be pretty boring places. Amateur night would include people like me practicing our pole dances, and although that may get some of you hot and bothered, the reality is it’s not all that hot.

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There’s a new sexually charged hipster magazine out there and it’s called Box, which is pretty appropriate, because everyone likes box, even your sister, and she’s not even a dyke. Either way this magazine has a lot of amateur polaroid style pics that remind me of an American Apparel ad campaign, and has an interview with some dude while getting drunk that reminds me of VICE. I am sure if they read this they’d be completely insulted. I am sure part of them wants to believe that they are totally original and that their magazine is some next level shit. Download it and go through it, there are only 32 pages, you can make up your own useless mind, but we can all agree on one thing, these fuckers should be begging me to write for them, not because I know what’s up, or because I am hip, but because you all love me, and it makes me feel a little awkward sometimes. When it comes down to it though, I understand why we all need a drunken mexican to look up for and that is why I am here for you.

Cuddles.

Download the Box-Mag Here via coolhunting

Email them to let them know how useless being hipster trash is Here

Remember that dressing a dude up in panties and taking a polaroid is NEVER next level.

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I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that he is married to Bjork. I am not a Bjork fan, I just find her tedious and obnoxious and think that anyone who is a real artist, doesn’t need to advertise it by going out of their way to be over-the-top and outrageous. I think the world’s best artist are homeless lookin’ people who are too socially awkward to really ever make it, and when they do, the fear of society drives them into a deeper self-hating place, rather than showing up at award shows in their underwear, they disappear from the face of the earth to a small cabin somewhere to sit and enjoy being out of the lime light. Either way, I have heard about Barney’s movies and they include a lot of vaginal references; like him crawling through a small tunnel covered in vasline and this picture of a vaginal like mouth. I am really all about the vagina so that’s why Barney is the artist of the day.

Check out his fansite here

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So a young American girl leaves on a trip after graduating, never comes home. It’s a pretty tragic story, even if the girl was partially asking for it. I don’t want to get all your panties in a knot, yes, we all know you wear women’s underwear, but only because it makes you feel pretty and not because of your really small penis…I did a little reading on the case, because I hadn’t heard anything about it, I like being out of the loop on current events, because they are depressing…anyway, this girl goes to Aruba, she’s 18 and she never comes home. No one knows where she is right now, she could be dead or in a cult, but either way she was out in a club the night before her disappearance, probably completely wasted, maybe the first time she was ever wasted, and with being young and drunk comes a level of irresponsability. One where girls go home with strangers, end up getting date raped and sometimes even worse, because their rational judgement isn’t where it should be, and they have been exposed to Girl’s Gone Wild, and they are in a tropical place, in bikinis all day, taking part in the wet t-shirt contest while eating out their best friend on a stage, in front of 1000 people.

The facts are shady, and the girl’s still missing, but if she was never out getting wasted in a club, thinking being a pornstar is “the coolsest shit like,ever!”, she would have never left with some dude named Joran, a guy from Amsterdam, rumored to be the last person to see her….

Thanks to a bunch of sites this is rumored to be her and Joran naked in the water…..by the looks of it, he doesn’t seem to be forcing her to do anything she’s not more than happy to do.

Watch Clip Here via Planet Suzy

It could be fake, but kinda embarssing as the last thing for the world to remember you by, sorry for being a part of this, but it’s for the bigger cause, which is drawing attention to this and helping bring Natalee home….

Now go check out this hater’s Blog with Updates on Joran Here

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So this bitch does YAY, who gives a fuck, I would say 90 percent of people do it, especially people with her kind of money and her lax work schedule. Think of it like this, she goes to a photoshoot, dresses up, gets pictures taken, and the day is over and she is 250,000 dollars richer. What the hell else is she supposed to do with her time and money. The fact that she lost tons of contracts because of this is fucking crazy to me, especially when we know the executives who made this decision, spent the better part of this weekend ripping lines in some Penthouse. Someone needs to start up a Free Moss site, and get this bitch some work, because cocaine habit or not, she’s still a model, and models are what make the world go round

Watch Video Here

(link changed due to cease and desist – this one should work a while)

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The funny thing about being a Teenage Drama Queen is that you have no choice but to be dramatic and self-hating. I love how every bitch out there thinks that their life is so important and that people actually care about your bullshit problems. So you have a “broken home”, sad fucking story, you also made 45,000,000 dollars last year, and I am not suggesting that money makes you happy, but it should give you enough means to get therapy and meds to shut the fuck up. If everyone had the self-righteous means to produce movies and music about their pathetic problems, the world would be a miserable place. No one cares whether your dad ever loved you, now let’s revert back to the ’50s where problems are kept locked up in closets, cuz this personal shit gets tiring, we all have our fucking issues, you don’t see me singing about hating my wife and living with impotence. A better solution for you Lohan is suicide.

Whatever.

Download it Here via GoldenDiddler (pervert)

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The funny thing about being a Teenage Drama Queen is that you have no choice but to be dramatic and self-hating. I love how every bitch out there thinks that their life is so important and that people actually care about your bullshit problems. So you have a “broken home”, sad fucking story, you also made 45,000,000 dollars last year, and I am not suggesting that money makes you happy, but it should give you enough means to get therapy and meds to shut the fuck up. If everyone had the self-righteous means to produce movies and music about their pathetic problems, the world would be a miserable place. No one cares whether your dad ever loved you, now let’s revert back to the ’50s where problems are kept locked up in closets, cuz this personal shit gets tiring, we all have our fucking issues, you don’t see me singing about hating my wife and living with impotence. A better solution for you Lohan is suicide.

Whatever.

Download it Here via GoldenDiddler (pervert)

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Look all you motherfuckers, I am Pink. No I don’t take it up the ass like she does, be we are both Mexican.

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In Lohan’s new video, she is played by a fat tranny slut in a prom dress, only because Lohan is too busy ripping lines off the toilet seats in a club near you. The most recent story I heard is that Lohan can only do blow off toilet seats, it’s some stage fright O.C.D. shit, you know like people get when they can’t shit in a public bathroom, that’s like Lohan, only she fucking loves public bathrooms. I don’t know what I am talking about, and either does her double chin, you fucking whore. Was that rude? I call my wife a fucking whore all the time, it’s only because she’s fat and I hate double chins.

Cuddles

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