I guess the fun thing about orgies is that they cater to people from all walks of life. Whether you are a racecar driver in a red jumpsuit or a dancing queen who thinks he is at the gay bar and is just happy to be around cock, it all works out. I don’t understand why all these orgies take place in a cesspool of cum and urine, but it seems to be how it goes down. There aint nothing wrong with that, but remember when we organize the DrunkenStepfather Orgy, there will be no girls allowed…..that was a joke stupid.

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All these people saying that Lohan is wasting away are idiots. Bitch still has work to do. She has a gunt. Now I am a fan of the gunt, not just Lohan’s, all gunts. They remind me of menopausal women, dried up sex lives, elastic waistbands and baked goods. Now let’s hope Lohan doesn’t lose hers, only because a gunt usually takes 40 years to develop, Lohan having one before she hits 20 is flawless.

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All these people saying that Lohan is wasting away are idiots. Bitch still has work to do. She has a gunt. Now I am a fan of the gunt, not just Lohan’s, all gunts. They remind me of menopausal women, dried up sex lives, elastic waistbands and baked goods. Now let’s hope Lohan doesn’t lose hers, only because a gunt usually takes 40 years to develop, Lohan having one before she hits 20 is flawless.

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No commentary needed, this is a hot shirt, and it reps everything we are doin. We all got dreams, we all try to live those dreams, and all dreams are better with Unicorns in them. Fuck you.

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So the good thing about a thong is that when a girl positions herself the right way you can always get a glimpse of the puckered starfish. That’s what I call the outter rim of the anus. Next Door Nikki, is one of those cock teasing whores who has a website that pays for her babies formula and diapers, but she never gets naked. The tease factor lures guys in to sign memberships hoping to be the first to see her snapper. Well I got news for you assholes, the more you sign-up, the less likely she is to ever let you see her poon. This is the fucking internet, everyone and their fucking sister have naked pics…and they aren’t even getting paid for it. My advice to you is to walk away from her bullshit, and when the baby gets hungry, and her tits are all dried up, bitch is gonna get naked. She really only has one task to do in my eyes, and she has completely fuck it up. I blame all you members for making the system fail.

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So the good thing about a thong is that when a girl positions herself the right way you can always get a glimpse of the puckered starfish. That’s what I call the outter rim of the anus. Next Door Nikki, is one of those cock teasing whores who has a website that pays for her babies formula and diapers, but she never gets naked. The tease factor lures guys in to sign memberships hoping to be the first to see her snapper. Well I got news for you assholes, the more you sign-up, the less likely she is to ever let you see her poon. This is the fucking internet, everyone and their fucking sister have naked pics…and they aren’t even getting paid for it. My advice to you is to walk away from her bullshit, and when the baby gets hungry, and her tits are all dried up, bitch is gonna get naked. She really only has one task to do in my eyes, and she has completely fuck it up. I blame all you members for making the system fail.

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Everyone, join a boy band because even if it is a failure, or if you only have one album, you will end up slammin Jessica Simpson and driving a Ferrari, or not. There is no point to this post, I just saw Nick in his new car and was inspired by the fact that someone as useless as him can achieve so much. It’s the American Dream bitches.

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Even people with big cock like to have other parts of their bodies touched.You would think that when a person joins a site devoted to large penis, they really only have one thing on the mind. After visiting the site, I have determined that these people are three-dimensional. They possess the complexities we all have, and just because their penises are huge, doesn’t take away from the fact that they are human. Here is the post of the day:

I find my left nipple gets my spunk flowing very quickly indeed – my right is much less effective.
What do you find?

Franky

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