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2004

21

Dec

I am – Spam of the Day

This is the spam of the day, I have nothing really else to say about it. It is pretty dirty…those dirty spammers. I want to ask my Jewish Lawyer why they used the word prick so much and whether prick is a Jewish word….but he charges me $50 an hour, that’s more than a hooker, at least the hookers I can afford. I am mexican. Fuck Off.

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: real huge rods
Subject: Tight Holes Torn

Slowly lowering herself, she let her pussy swallow his huge prick down to the base, forcing a painful sigh from her lungs. At the end she dropped her head back and groaned in wracked pleasure from the sheer feeling of being stretched so wide… so deep. Amanda began riding him, her ass bouncing up and down on his lap, her tits jiggling in his hands. She moved carefully at first, but then she discovered she was big enough to take him. After a while she fucked his big prick with abandon, crying out at the wonderful feel of all that cockmeat packing her pussy…

Check the videos out now!

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Naked Yoga

What could be better then naked yoga on a cold Tuesday morn? If you find out let me know.
Someone should tell her she needs a haircut.

HERE

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Isreali Girls

Ever seen Jewish sluts in action? Well now you can, brought to you direct from the land of Isreal.

Here

Click to enter a whole new religious experience.

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Weird international law of the day

Features, features, features what would we do without them….The only thing better than starting a dumb new feature is knowing it wont last a week.

Today our law comes from Thailand. Where it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. What kind of country makes a stupid law like that. That is a discriminatory law and wouldn’t last here in Canada for 5 minutes. I would challenge the law on behalf of all the sluts of the nation.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Manties

I am not gay, but I have always had an affinity for my moms panties. Actually, I even stole panties from my aunts, cousins, girlfriends mom and klm airline stewardists. The confortable satiny feel is something that my regular brief just couldnt offer. After wearing womens panties through high school and my first years of university, I got tired of the lack of available space for my boys and set out to find real male panties.

Finally, I have found a company that offers quality Manties (panties for men). I knew someone was feeling my pain.

My favs are the hicuts with laces and bows. Here

Experience othe Mantie styles Here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Jewish fact of the day

Here is today’s fact: enjoy

The word “Hebrew” (in Hebrew, “Ivri”) is first used in the Torah to describe Abraham (Gen. 14:13). The word is apparently derived from the name Eber, one of Abraham’s ancestors. Another tradition teaches that the word comes from the word “eyver,” which means “the other side,” referring to the fact that Abraham came from the other side of the Euphrates, or referring to the fact Abraham was separated from the other nations morally and spiritually.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Jewish fact of the day

Everyone loves features, so here is a new one. From now on you can check out the site every day for a new and exciting jewish fact of the day. Learn the secrets of the Jewish people one fact at a time.

The original name for the people we now call Jews was Hebrews.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – The Fatty with Paris

If you want to see a picture of me follow the link…

here

I am just joking – that’s not me, that’s someone the cunt paris is being fake nice too, I bet the second she left she giggled amongst her friends at how funny that whole experience was…

I actually don’t bet…I know… that is a picture of my daughter… she cried for days…

See I am just as bad as Paris.

WORD

Paris Supporting Lohan Here

Lohan and Hilton Shopping Here

I am trying to turn this motherfucker into a teen fan site… my strategy is first you lure them in then you marry them in Utah….here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – From Russia With Love

Spam of the day – Get it..

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: Kris C. Tenderness (hangleit@comidamexicana.com)

Hi, Jesus !

I’m from Moscow in the Russia, I am a dreamer of the kind of issue you were discussing on the net when I visited it.I hope you are getting me on what I mean, I’m in a country where expressing your feelings is not easy;

Actually I’m Idle not doing anything at the moment but I think we can be friends if you don’t mind.Because of my interest I don’t have friends, but I know you could be the one who can make me happy.By the way, are you interested in virgins? because i am. I’m a virgins girl fucker fan and am looking for a guy to be my mate, like two guys who opened

http://lKhl.hanarob.com/index.html

I hope to hear from you soon. Please do reply.

Yours friend to be,
Ruslan.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – The Real Hebrew Hammer

Many of you probably know about the Hebrew Hammer Movie Starring Adam Goldberg and Andy Dick.

If you dont’ then check out the website here, but don’t bother watching it.

The purpose of this entry is to introduce you to the real hebrew hammer, Nathaniel Green.

Nathaniel is the proprietor of http://www.hebrewhammer.com
His website has a hideous layout
He features his mom
His cat who he has named Professor Emmie.
Himself
And his dead dog

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