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2005

28

Jan

I am – Sara Jessica Parker: Jewish Celebrity of the Day

Sara is Jewish. She also pissed of the Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel who demanded that billboards featuring Parker in a skimpy dress to promote Lux soap be covered up last year.

More Info and audio Clips after the Jump

Sex and the City Audio:

The definition of maturity.

“And now I’m on a Fifth Avenue bus with a penis on my head.”

“Abso-fucking-lutely.”

SJP APPRECIATION PAGE

IMDB BIO:
Sarah Jessica Parker was born March 25, 1965, in Nelsonville, Ohio, to parents Stephen Parker and Barbra Forste (who remarried Paul Forste after divorcing Sarah’s father). After her mother wed Forste, she had four more children, bringing the total to eight. Sarah Jessica now had 3 full siblings and 4 half siblings. Trained in singing and ballet, Sarah was cast in the Broadway production of “The Innocents”, which prompted her family to relocate to New Jersey. Already a professional performer (she studied at the American Ballet School and the Professional Children’s School), Sarah was cast in “The Sound of Music” (along with four of her siblings), and landed the lead in the Broadway run of “Annie”. After a year as the free-spirited orphan, Sarah attended Dwight Morrow High School, while continuing to add more credits to her acting resume. She landed a role in the made-for-TV movie My Body, My Child (1982) (TV), before being cast as one of the lead roles in the 1982 sitcom “Square Pegs” (1982), as high-schooler Patty Green. Once a graduate, Sarah decided to pursue a full-time acting career rather than further her education. Since “Square Pegs” (1982) didn’t last more than a year, Sarah moved on to supporting film roles in movies such as Footloose (1984), Firstborn (1984), and the lead role in the teenage film Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985). Sarah was having lots of fun, although she had yet to land a star-turning role. After more television appearances in series and made-for-TV movies including “A Year in the Life” (1986) (mini), The Room Upstairs (1987) (TV) and Dadah Is Death (1988) (TV), Sarah finally landed the role of Steve Martin’s bubbly lover in the 1991 comedy L.A. Story (1991). More substantial film roles soon followed, starting with a role opposite Nicolas Cage in Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) (which foreshadowed her comedic talent), Hocus Pocus (1993) and Ed Wood (1994). A big Woody Allen fan, she starred opposite the renowned filmmaker in the TV movie The Sunshine Boys (1995) (TV), and that same year, she landed a starring role in Miami Rhapsody (1995). 1996 was a film intensive year with roles in The First Wives Club (1996), If Lucy Fell (1996), and Mars Attacks! (1996). All the while making a name for herself in film, Sarah was gaining respect as a theater actress, with her lead role as a dog (hard to imagine, but true) in the off-Broadway “Sylvia,” and her Broadway roles in “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” (starring her present husband, Matthew Broderick), and the Tony-Award nominated “Once Upon a Mattress.” But Sarah’s star has shot up since her portrayal of Manhattan sex-columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the HBO series “Sex and the City” (1998). Sarah’s Golden Globe Best Actress victory in 2000 only underscores the fact that she plays the role of Carrie as though it were literally written for her. Sarah has been happily married to fellow actor Matthew Broderick for quite a while now. Before the marriage, she dated Robert Downey Jr. (who she also lived with), and the late John Kennedy Jr. When not serving as lead actress and producer of “Sex and the City” (1998), Sarah is a member of Hollywood’s Women’s Political Committee, and is UNICEF’s representative for the Performing Arts.

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day


At the age of 17, he was “discovered” by night club singer Mistinguett and they became a popular act at the Folies-Bergere.

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Getty Image Round-Up

We do a round-up of getty images of the day that we find interesting or worth posting. I went through the galleries and this is what I found….your comments are welcome, but it doesn’t mean we will agree with you.

My 5 Choices after the Jump….

Beastie Boy – with age comes indigestion….

Married to Stalone, engaged to flava flav, ugly as fuck…Brigitte Nieslsen

Jerry Lewis – Not Dead and Huge in France…

Jodie Marsh Grabbing her BOOBS!!!!!

Slipknot, good place, great people…

Heidi has big boobies, I mean a baby….

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Dancing in Olive Oil

This woman gets naked, dances in olive oil and it is considered art. I once got naked and danced to grease once at a rodeo event…for some reason I got escorted outside of the men’s washroom by security. I think it had to do with the fact that I had an erection…..those were the days.

Pictures and Story of Olive Oil Dancer after the jump



A dancer has spoken of the challenge of dancing naked on stage while having olive oil poured over her body.

A total of 17 litres of olive oil are poured on Chilean dancer Lisbeth Gruwez during When the Lead Man is a Woman.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: “The olive oil is alive and sometimes it doesn’t let me dance. I have to have a lot of concentration and technique to beat it.”

Mrs Gruwez dances and acts for 50 minutes as 22 bottles of olive oil are slowly poured on her body.

People on the front rows have to protect themselves from the oil during the show at the San Gines theatre in Santiago.

Source: Ananova.com

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Lohan Always a Slut


Even as a youth, Lohan bathed with boys. She had the decency to put her bathing suit back on in this picture, but I highly doubt she would this time around…she’d be too jacked on coke and “exhausted” after the gangbang. This is only speculation…and we do this to get noticed…we are like the annoying kid who never shuts the fuck up…waiting for his peers to acknowledge his presence.

Acknowledge our presence…..

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Sexual Storybook…of the day….

I am not going to stop until we get some motherfucking stories sent by you guys to them…I am trying to help keep this site alive, the guy who runs it seems discouraged, so HELP HIM OUT and CC us….

The best stories by our readers – will be posted in this feature….

LOVE and Story After the jump

In Law Sex
Date: Nov 24, 2004
Category: Bizarre
Type: True Confession
Approval Rating: 50.00% – 9 vote(s)

My mother in Law Flashed meMany years ago my mother in law paid me a surprise visit.. my then pregnant wife was out for the day and I was half asleep , laying on the couch in only my underwear whene my mother in law showed up unnannounced … After the usual pleasantries ( her eyes kept drifting to my bulge ) she sat on the couch as I offered her coffee.. she nodded a yes and followed me to the kitchen and when she sat at the table she shamelessly let her bare pussy show… ( just like her two daughters she wasn’t wearing panties and also just like her daughters she is VERY hairy )

We talked, I leered and soon I had a raging erection she couldn’t avoid noticing as we sat together at the kitchen table ,,, Finaly as she siped her coffee she looked over her cup and whispered ” its OK nobody will know ” she stood up and unbuttoned her skirt and let it fall to her ankles .. ” fuck me” is all she said .. I led her to the bedroom and in a sexond lay on top of her and she guided my bouncing penis into her vagina … I had to slow down so I wouldn’t cum too soon… and for awhile we just lay together, my erect penis deep in her and we kissed … then she pulled away from me and slid down to my wet erection and sucked it until I couldn’t hold back any longer and I ejaculated in her mouth … after my erection softened and fell out of her mouth she kissed me and spit my cum into my mouth

We showered together in silence , shewashed my penis and caressed me and we fucked again…

SexualStoryBook

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2005

28

Jan

I am – White Whore Wife

This black man documents the fall of his wife into a place I call Whoredom. We see this nice fat white woman slowly get comfortable with the camera and eventually making her way into the world of swinging and gangbangs….
I remember a time when a I tried document my descent into Whoredom, but it made a very boring video that involved me, a bathtub, a lot of porno magazines and a jar of margerine….

I am pure, virginal and Drunk….

Follow this link to see the White Whore Wife website.

HERE

Well back to turning your wife into a slut and whore. Your slut/whore wife to be is going to start feeling more comfortable dressed like a whore out in public and she will love the looks and attention she gets from other men while she is there. When she ask you, “Why are all these guys looking at me?” Simply reply, “Because you look hot as hell, they probably want to have sex with you, and I am sure all of them wish they had a wife as cool as you!” The last part of that statement will thrill your wife. I’m gonna say it even though my better judgment say’s I should not. Women often times love the thought that they are “one upping” another woman. Ladies don’t be mad cause I said this, because you know it is true. Guys never go out with other guys and say to themselves, “Gee I look a lot better than Frank and Bob do tonight.”, but women do. When your wife feels hot like that, it will do more for her sexual esteem than any compliment you can ever give her.

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Spam of the Day

Spam, Better than Pussy WE LIKE GETTING SPAM BETTER THAN EATING IT….THIS IS THE SPAM OF THE DAY SWEETY

Subject: Hi, Honey…

Message:
I just wanted to know if you would like to accompany me.
My Husband is working all day and I need a man in these hard times of life=

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Video Clips of the Day

SO I decided it was time for me to set up a video links of the day type of thing. The reason is that I know all you crazy kids love videos, and I know you think I have great taste, so I figured I would do my best to get you the goods.
If Brad already posted some of these, I apologize, I don’t check his link dumps….

All 6 Clips After the Jump….

Lingerie

Lingerie is hot, anyway you look at it, even dirty fat chicks look better in a nice teddy than naked.

A 16 minute clip of 16 minute lingerie fashion show HERE

Revenge

I feel for girls who get slutty with overly emotional pussy boyfriends who feel the need to put together revenge clips to deal with getting dumped. I say just fucking drink your problems away. It’s guys like this asshole who fuck up my game when I try to get girls named on webcam and shit…Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us you fucking pussy.

Watch the clip here

Olsen Twins

This is a clip of 2 girls duking it out in a swimming pool in bikinis. It’s pretty boring but I am tired of doing the video clip dump
Here

Tranny

I really don’t think you should look at this clip. It’s fucking disgusting, but I had no choice but to put it on. Let me just say it is some Tranny shit, and I am not talking about car parts yo.
HERE

Scare Garbage Man

The oldest prank in the mexican pranks book…how to scare a garbage man – Still worth a round…
HERE

CUNT!

A guy calls in a gameshow just to say cunt – he says cunt but doesn’t win the prize
Here

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2005

28

Jan

I am – Mississippi Couple Destination

I like low quality TV production that deals with low quality resorts in central Mississippi….hosted by Playboy Playmates…

The show is called Love Me, Love Me Not, and it is a Valentine’s Day show for some random TV network about couple travel destinations.

The show is hosted by playmate Lisa Dergan, and this is so cheap it’s funny.

I love cheap things, especially cheap women, because my budget is limited.

Pictures and Video after the jump….

Watch the video stream from the show here

The official site for this low quality TV show is: HERE

The Show is hosted by some Playboy Model, Gallery Here

Her Official site here:

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