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2005

06

Feb

I am – Getty Images of the Day

Getty will probably find our page and send us a cease and desist for using their images as a feature on the site. I say fuck ’em and will continue to do the getty images of the day, until I get arrested. It’s not like it would be a first time, and jail is just like being on vacation only it smells a hell of a lot worse and you have to shit in front of people. I can always use a good excuse to shit in front of people….so here you go – getty images of the day!

DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) is a Dirty Smoker

Nicole Richie, Recently skinny and recently married…. she’s AM’s wife at least that’s the rumor I made up…

N’Sync is dead, too bad he isn’t

Playboy Superbowl Party Girls….

Eddie Graffino – Lookin’ Like Rick Salomon

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2005

05

Feb

I am – Isaac Mizrahi: Jewish Celebrity of the Day


Isaac is the guy responsible for designing Target clothes.
— he started as a teenager, when he made clothes for his own mother to wear. He even remembers her wearing one of his own designs on Rosh Hashanah one year!

Isaac spent his first 8 years of school at a Yeshiva, and when he started high school, he went to a school that specialized in the arts.

You know your child is gay when:
“Isaac was so determined to grow up and be an artist that he was obsessed even as a kid. He says that he used to steal a few dollars from his parents every day, and spend it on fabrics and feathers so he could go home and make puppets and other works of art!”

Sponsored by: ***JEWS KICK ASS***
The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

Nothing after the Jump

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day


Coming to America, he became recognized as, in the words of film critic Leonard Maltin, “the epitome of French charm and sophistication.”

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Feeling Like A New Man….

When Researching new ways to deal with my impotence because I am very tired of not being able to perform when golden opportunities come up, like when I drop $50 on a hooker and can’t take advantage of them, making them have sex with my cousin while I watch instead, or in times when I am on the bus and I feel like exposing myself…dude, no one wants to see a limp dick….

Anyway I came across this site for Axcil:

Axcilâ„¢ (GL49) is a scientifically formulated, breakthrough dietary supplement containing a proprietary standardized botanical extract that acts synergistically to promote erectile function and sexual desire in men.

And they have video testimonials, after the jump GO!

Ralph…

With Axcil, it brings it all back…and makes it firm and makes it last longer, and just makes you eager to do it again…and again.â€?
“Usually I take one or two a couple of hours beforehand.�
“It just makes things like it used to be – the desire is better, the action is better, the relationship w/my wife is better.â€?
“We’ve been together 20 years, all of a sudden it’s like a new kid on the block.â€?
“It’s changed the whole atmosphere of house; it’s like it was 15 years ago. It’s funny how you actually start getting along better.â€?
“It’s almost like that fountain of youth has been found finally!â€?
— Ralph G.

Video Testimonial…
Here

Eugene….

“Not only sex life changed, whole life changed.â€? “Every man should try it. As long as I want to have sex, I’ll use Axcil.â€?
“Axcil is a great product…It boosts me, and it boosts me for a long time. I mean, long lasting boosting, more than once, and longer each time.�
“It affects me about one day.�
“I feel stronger, I feel confidence…like confidence that I want girl, and I know what to do with this girl.â€?
“I feel more energy. Life now is brighter, richer, more eventful than it was before.�
“There are changes in my wife too, you know? She feels better if you compare that to few years ago. She’s completely different!â€?
“I don’t feel change if I don’t have an object of my desire.â€?
“It’s comfortable. I take the pill and I can go work…It doesn’t bother me…Axcil is safe on me, I have no side effects.�
— Eugene K.

Video Testimonial….
Here

Byron….

“It’s firmer, it’s fuller, stays up longer, it does the job.â€? “Sexually it’s taken me back 30 years, it works.â€?
“I can take Axcil hour, couple hours before going to bed, and it’s high-performance all night, it works!â€?
“The first time you see this big improvement, it’s kind of like the 4th of July.â€?
“Axcil – it works, I don’t have the problems I used to have.â€?
“I think of more reasons to go to bed early rather than trying to stay up late…Axcil has changed all that.â€?
“I’m always ready to go…I was surprised that I didn’t take that for a week and this thing still kicked in! I’m really happy with Axcil!â€?
“I’ve read about some of the other products which can affect your heart. This here is all natural…I don’t have to worry about side effects.â€?
“You’re looking at a little garter snake and after taking Axcil it’s a python, the puppy’s a big dog – it works!â€?
“Been a big improvement in my life, improved my confidence, I feel better about myself, and I’m ready all the time.â€?
“I’ve recommended this product to some people. Something this good, you want to share it with other people…It’s just going to improve other people’s lives.â€?
— Byron H.

Video Testimonial….
Here

Norman….

“I may have intercourse the same night I took it, or I may have it the next day. It becomes part of my system!â€? “It’s not just a positive effect on my sex life, it’s a positive effect on my manhood.â€?
“My name is Norman and I’m 68. It wasn’t easy for me to talk about this. It’s not the part of my nature to be talking about intimate items. But I’m willing to talk about it here because this product is vital and good for men to have in their life if they need an enhancement for the sexual ability.â€?
“I was looking for something to enhance my sex life and I found it.�
“Skepticism went away because the pill worked! The improvement is not just one item. When I get an erection I have a more constant state in my erection, it doesn’t come and go. It comes and stays. I can go on for much longer…I can enjoy it better.â€? “It’s like the volcano, it’s still alive: the heat is there, the excitement is there, the pleasure is there. That’s all part of the enhancement of the pill.â€?
“I’m not bragging when I say that there have been times that we had sex 3 times in 24 hours or 3 times in a row.â€?
“Sometimes I think you take something and you feel it may be working right now but it may not be working in the future. But this has been a consistent pill…I felt the results.�
“I find that it enhances my own personal sex life, and it enhances my partner’s enjoyment of sex.”
— Norman M.

Video Testimonial
Here

Rick….

“So I was taking a medication, it affected my desire in a bad way… When I started taking Axcil, it improved dramatically.�
“The first time I took the real product, I noticed a dramatic shift… My ability to feel more turned-on and to have more desire has improved.�
“Since taking Axcil, I feel like my level of intimacy with my wife and our level of sexual activity has improved dramatically… I feel that my relationship with my wife has improved significantly.�
“I’d say Axcil is really a product of 21st century. It’s an all natural product, it doesn’t have any side effect that I know about, and it’s a product that allows you to feel more of a sense of excitement, a deeper sense of desire, and more intimacy with your loved one…I cannot image a product I wouldn’t recommend that has all these qualities.â€?
— Roy T.

Video Testimonial
Here

Roy…

“So I was taking a medication, it affected my desire in a bad way… When I started taking Axcil, it improved dramatically.�
“The first time I took the real product, I noticed a dramatic shift… My ability to feel more turned-on and to have more desire has improved.�
“Since taking Axcil, I feel like my level of intimacy with my wife and our level of sexual activity has improved dramatically… I feel that my relationship with my wife has improved significantly.�
“I’d say Axcil is really a product of 21st century. It’s an all natural product, it doesn’t have any side effect that I know about, and it’s a product that allows you to feel more of a sense of excitement, a deeper sense of desire, and more intimacy with your loved one…I cannot image a product I wouldn’t recommend that has all these qualities.â€?
— Roy T.

Video Testimonial
Here

Jose….

“I feel young again.�
“I look forward to going to bed.�
“There were days that I worked 12 to 16 hours a day and had a lot of energy to go a few more times. It gets your sex life going again and she will love you for it.�
— Jose C

Jose Is Poor, He can’t afford a video

For more testimonial visit the Official Site:
Here

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Lohan NEWS ALERT

Boy has our favorite girl been all over the news. Nothing really new in all these news reports about the accident and her dad wanting all the money. But we wouldn’t be the home of Lohan if we didn’t give you the links.

NBC Station WTOV: Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants Cut Of Her Money
ABC 7: Lohan’s Father Wants Half of Wife’s Cut of Daughter’s Millions
TheDay: “Michael Lohan also said he wants Dina Lohan and other members of her family to undergo drug and alcohol testing”

Car Crash News:
E!Online: Lindsay Drives Duo to Court
CBS47: Lindsay Lohan Sued Over Car Accident

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Suzy Bauer – Threesome Coach

This woman knows exactly what it takes to talk any woman into a threesome. She is an experienced bi-sexual.

The only threesome I had was when I was in prison, but I classify that as a gangbang…and probably not the kind of threesome you want to hear about.

Simply picture yourself experiencing a threesome… Imagine a 4 hand massage, a 2 mouth blow job, 3 way kisses, warm tongues slowly licking your body, lots of kinky moans, moist orifices and hours of steamy sex!

Imagine yourself on one side of the bed watching your wife or girlfriend with another beautiful naked woman exploring each other’s soft skin with the tenderness of their soft hands…

Picture her friend gently going down on her and tasting the sweetness of her nectar while you stroke the biggest hard-on you’ve ever had listening to them moan and squirm in pleasure…

Suddenly they invite you to join them… and the 3 of you spend the rest of the night tangled into every position imaginable!

Mmm…Sounds exciting doesn’t it?

Listen to her introduction audio file, it’s funny.
HERE

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2005

04

Feb

I am – Doreen Tracy – Dirty Mouseketeer


The Mickey Mouse club from the 90’s spawned endless talent like Britney, X-Tina, Justin and that ugly chick from Felicity. Mickey Mouse Club from the ’50s spawned Annette Funicello and Doreen Tracy….Doreen Tracy went on to do Playboy, not while on the show, because she was 10 years old sick-o. Let’s hope to see some of the newer Mousketeers in Playboy in the years to come…it is bound to happen…I got my money on JT.

Although the Mickey Mouse Club TV series premiered on October 3, 1955, the Mouseketeers made their first television appearance on July 17, 1955 – on the ABC broadcast special celebrating the opening of Disneyland.

Walt Disney was adamant that the Mouseketeers be regular kids, not actors. Producers searched schools looking for kids with that special spark.

The Mousketeers went to school 5 days a week on the Disney lot. Not only did they work 6 days but Sundays were often spent performing for the public. Being a Mousketeer wasn’t easy.

The Mousketeers became close friends and remain so to this day.

Sadly, the show only ran for 3 years and 360 episodes. ABC wanted to run more ads and Walt Disney refused. His conntract forbid him from shopping the show to another network.

Jimmy Dodd died in 1964 at the too young age of 54. Roy Williams died in 1976.

Naked Pics after the jump….


Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there!
You’re as welcome as can be!
M–I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck!
Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck!
Forever let us hold our banners high!
High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

And, the ending…

(Softly)
Now’s the time to say goodbye
To all our company
Through the years we’ll all be friends
Wherever we may be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse
Forever let us hold our banner high
M-I-C – See ya real soon!
K-E-Y – Why? Because we like you!
M-O-U-S-E!!


Via – TaxiDriver

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