I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

07

Dec

I am – Friendster Message of the day

From: Ben

Subject: hi
Message:

Hey Jesus, it’s Jesus. I’ve submitted a friend request for you…. just wanted to let you in on the joke. 🙂

-Ben (Jesus)

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Ben is:

About Me:
I’m a 16-year-old aspiring guitarist/computer nerd. I don’t really know what else to say. But I’m open to suggestions.

Ben Looks like:

THIS

Ben is my newest friendster!

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2004

07

Dec

I am – The hottest ass on a webcam

This girl has a hot ass…
She was on Howard Stern’s show
Her ass is famous
So is mine
in certian circles…

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Not Wearing Underwear

Kylie Minogue
Is Dancing
On Camera
With No Underwear and she is wearing a dress

That is fucking Porno

HERE

HERE

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Jesus Walks

Grammy Award Nominations came out today:

Kanye West – 10
Lindsay Lohan – None

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Anna Nicole's Diet Pill

This woman is insane. She is jacked on diet pills and it makes me laugh. She asked if we liked her body at the American Music Awards.. the answer is not really because we know a 90 year old’s dick was in that fuckin’ slophole, and that doesn’t turn us on very much…

HERE

HERE

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Anna Nicole’s Diet Pill

This woman is insane. She is jacked on diet pills and it makes me laugh. She asked if we liked her body at the American Music Awards.. the answer is not really because we know a 90 year old’s dick was in that fuckin’ slophole, and that doesn’t turn us on very much…

HERE

HERE

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Allowance

Some of Britney’s expenses include a new home, a new dog, Air Force Ones for K-Fed.
More important expenses include K-Feds allowance, K-Feds child support payment and fertility medication to help make K-feds baby.

Amongst all the insanity Britney can still dance…

HERE

Here

UPDATE – K-FED gave Britney the gift that keeps giving…

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Sarah Michelle Gellar

WHATEVER!

Here

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2004

07

Dec

i am – TRL

Lohan On TRL
Caused some issues
Or something
When she wore a shirt that said “he was never my boyfriend”
that’s right bitch – i just used you for the free coke
and titty fuck sessions…

Here

Here

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Daisy Duke

Jessica Simpson is rockin this Dukes of Hazard role
She is always in bikinis
I love bikinis
They make me smile.
I don’t have a pool for my stepdaughters to play in
But I do get them into their bikinis so I can hose them down
It’s fucking porno.

HERE

Here

here as a brunette hot

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