I am overjoyed to announce that Ebay has a new Jewish Competitor. As many of you know I am a Jewish lawyer and represent Jesus and his brother Hector. As such one of my jobs is to report on Jewish matters and news. Jewbay is the newest auction site and it focuses on products for the Jews. Items up for auction include a keychain from Ken’s dinner one of the most famous kosher resteraunts also available is a silver washing cup. Happy Kosher Bidding!!

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This has to be the weakest edible underwear concept I have seen. It’s straight up white trash underwear with candy on the straps, dude, when I think of edible underwear I got my mind on the Fruit Roll Up thong, not this trash….

I have only experienced edible underwear once, it was a hot day, and it melted down my leg, ruining my pants…it would have been embarassing if I wasn’t so drunk.

More After the Jump:

Who TastyWear.com Is:

TastyWear
“Revolution in Edible Underwear”

TastyWear is fun, flirty and sexy semi-edible lingerie that creates excitement whenever it is around. The unique, innovative styles and designs allow everyone to enjoy a TastyWear experience.

Let’s face it, we all love attention! It doesn’t matter if you are with a partner in the privacy of your own home or at the club dancing with your friends. Whatever your preference TastyWear has the flavor to accommodate your taste.

TastyWear is the perfect gift for a loved one, a friend, sister, mother’s bachelorette or bachelor party or to just wear around the house. TastyWear brings to life an experience of adventure, experimentation and delight! The versatile wash and wear design invites you to continuously take pleasure in your panties even after the candy has been enjoyed.

TastyWear is bringing to life thrilling new products including an assortment of thong and bikini bottom panties, t-shirts, and tank tops. We welcome and encourage you to discover TastyWear and all the possibilities it has to offer!

Testimonials:

heck out the fun and exciting comments customers are saying about TastyWear
“During my 7th year of marriage my husband and I, were experiencing a lull in our sex life. After finding TastyWear online, I purchased the panties to wear during our vacation to Florida. Not only did he love the way the panties looked but also he said the candy was delicious! I recommend TastyWear to anyone who wants to bring fun in to the bed room and have cute panties to wear after.�

Sue – 34 years old
Minneapolis, MN
“My friends and I were the talk of the town when we wore our TastyWear out on a Friday night. Men and women both loved it! The fun and excitement around us was worth a million bucks.�

Joni – 24 years old
San Diego, CA
“As the maid of honor for my best friend, I wanted to do something original for the bachelorette party. I am so sick of the penis straws women give to their girlfriends during bachelorette parties. I decided to give the bride to be a pair of Bridal Lace TastyWear and purchased other styles for the rest of the bridal party. The TastyWear experience made the bachelorette party!�

Casey – 28 years old
Austin, TX
“All I have to say is, TastyWear will be joining me on every trip to Las Vegas from now on!�

Carrie – 22 years old
Tucson, AZ
“Purchasing TastyWear was a stretch for me. I have always walked the conservative line but when I saw the cute panties I just had to buy them. Not only did I feel sexy but I had sex that was actually fun!�

Deanna – 30 years old
Boise, ID
“Even though the candy is gone, every time I put on my TastyWear, I relive the experience.�

Heather – 27 years old
Philadelphia, PA

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Desperate is a show designed for women unhappy in their lives. It is a mechanism for them to realize living in the fucking suburbs can be exciting and that the hot plumber across the street, who has a gun and wads of cash, wants their pussy too. It’s a predictable piece of shit, but it has brought Eva Longoria back into the limelight. She first dated a backstreet boy, now the rumor is she’s dating Fez, Lohan’s ex. All I have to say about suburbia is that when I was younger, a nice married woman was always a great fuck, while the husband was at work and the kids were at school. I remember having to hide in the closet once, when the husband stopped by for a quickie. Watching that married couple go at it, was inspiration for me to never get married, but I did it anyway. I am crazy like that….

Eva Longoria Pics – After the Jump

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Boutique hotels are for homos. If I wasn’t living in a shit hole, working a shit job, living a shit life, having a shitty bank balance and even shittier credit card statement, I would be chillin’ in an Haute Couture hotel, something designed by a fashion designer, not some hipster who likes mirrors a little more than he should.

Christian Lacroix designed the interior of the Paris Hotel Petit Moulin,

Pictures and Link After the Jump

Visit the Petit Moulin

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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Everyone needs to know basic jewish terms and as the lawyer for both Jesus and his brother Hector I have taken it upon myself to help you learn.

“Al Cheit” (AHL CHAYT) =Literally, for the sin. A confession of community sins recited repeatedly on Yom Kippur.

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This is some weird fashion designer who has a campaign that involves people being tied up. There isn’t much on this site, just a few pictures, we don’t really get a sense of their clothes, but who cares, there are girls tied up. Whenever I see ropes and gags, I get the warm fuzzies all over. It brings back memories of the day I was kidnapped, probably the hottest experience of my life.

If you’re wondering why I got kidnapped, let’s just say, it was a huge misunderstanding that involves my asshole brother Hector

Pleasure Principle

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These Sex Doll people are fucking weird. There is endless material on this site. This is the first post I read, and it officially blew me the fuck away. It’s about a guy who’s sex doll has been accepted by his family, including his daughter and his dog. He also secured a threesome with his doll and his wife. I guess the weird think is that – Dude’s only got a torso. not a full doll…anyway – read it – you will laugh!

Our Natalie torso , Nicky (the wife named her), has been here a couple weeks now. We had a bit of a hard time when the wife had to go to the hospital, but now she’s feeling better, we have time to play.

Nicky is a big hit around here. I’ve played with her when I have time. The wife has accepted her, and my daughter saw her & wants to do makeup. Dinky gets to sleep with her when no one is home (ever since he was a puppy, he doesn’t sleep good unless he’s in physical contact with someone).
The wife agreed to a threesome, actually she asked to try it. Let me tell you guys, it was great! If any doll owner can get his girlfriend/wife to join in, this is a wonderful mix of real affection and fantasy. I am forbidden by wife’s command to give details, but I think Nicky has won a permanent place in our bed
One odd thing I have found, is that while I was a bit sad at first about Nicky not having arms & legs, the lack of apendages has helped in many positions and activities. Besides the sex aspect, cleaning her is no more trouble than taking her into the shower with me. This also leads to some fun play:) Caution here, however, a soapy doll is tough to hang onto. Nicky also sits perfectly in a chair when in her room, making storage a breeze. I had some work to do, and tucker her under a desk. The wife saw this & scolded me -so back up in her chair she went.
The only thing the wife had me do, was take her horns off when ‘we’re three’ . Yup, she caught one in the ear.

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I know Bijou’s a coke slut whore so seeing her nipples really doesn’t phase us, but whatever, it’s nipples.

These are from the Playstation Portable Launch event that happened recently….

Enjoy the pics after the jump.

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For all you hurtbags out there, I came across this and realized it was something that you would like. I know you don’t have the money to spend on a full sized Real Doll, and I know that you wouldn’t know where to hide your inanimate girlfriend, considering you all live with your parents. This is the solution. I am always forward thinking and finding alternatives to help you sick fucks reach an orgasm because I do know that getting pussy is hard, especially when you look the way you do.

If you have an amputee fetish, or if you really feel the only valuable female body part is her cooch, then you will love the Real Doll Torso….

Realdoll torso
Due to a high number of requests, Abyss Creations is now offering the Realdoll torso. This torso starts just above the belly button, and terminates at mid thigh. It includes both Vaginal and Anal entries, and is made with the same high grade materials as the dolls. Available in all skin tones with your choice of pubic hair style and color. Also, if you purchase the torso for evaluation purposes and then decide to order a Realdoll, you may deduct $500.00 from the price of the doll

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