I first heard about these Simpson girls back in Texas. Their dad Joe was the local preacher at my church and he used to invite the congregation to his office where he would get his young daughters to dance around naked. He was always quite impressed with the way Jessica’s tits were coming in. He told us that we could bet our bottom dollar she’s be stacked like a bison. I just thought to myself that this texan’s got issues, but what happens in Waco stays in Waco, except for maybe the whole David Coresh thing, that was pretty global….I never really met their dad, my story was a lie but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was something that Joe pervert would do. Luckily for us, we can all be perverts today cuz Ashlee’s dress is nice and see-through….I think she knows it too, that slut….

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I first heard about these Simpson girls back in Texas. Their dad Joe was the local preacher at my church and he used to invite the congregation to his office where he would get his young daughters to dance around naked. He was always quite impressed with the way Jessica’s tits were coming in. He told us that we could bet our bottom dollar she’s be stacked like a bison. I just thought to myself that this texan’s got issues, but what happens in Waco stays in Waco, except for maybe the whole David Coresh thing, that was pretty global….I never really met their dad, my story was a lie but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was something that Joe pervert would do. Luckily for us, we can all be perverts today cuz Ashlee’s dress is nice and see-through….I think she knows it too, that slut….

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We have all had orgies and to honor those orgies I decided to feature an orgy picture of today. The reason I chose this picture is to teach all you motherfuckers a valuable lesson. When you are getting it on in a kiddie pool filled with water, piss and cum, be sure to high five your buddy who’s lying in the slop. It makes for a better show for the people in wet pants in the outskirts of the orgy. That was today’s orgy picture of the day. You are a pervert…..

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I have never traveled because I am just useless like that. I have been paying off lawyers for the last 15 years, shit gets expensive. I also have to support my fat lazy wife and her two beautiful daughters…I love those girls and paying for them works out to my advantage because I make them feel guilty about it…with guilt comes sucking up, and by sucking up, I mean bathing in front of me. I love that shit. But not as much as I love vacation pictures of people I don’t know. This family went to Florida and here are their pics!

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I have never traveled because I am just useless like that. I have been paying off lawyers for the last 15 years, shit gets expensive. I also have to support my fat lazy wife and her two beautiful daughters…I love those girls and paying for them works out to my advantage because I make them feel guilty about it…with guilt comes sucking up, and by sucking up, I mean bathing in front of me. I love that shit. But not as much as I love vacation pictures of people I don’t know. This family went to Florida and here are their pics!

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Now this may be real and it may be fake, but based on the tattoo this is real. Vida Guerra like all good sluts hit up her webcam and took some pretty naughty pics. I guess they aren’t that naughty, it’s not like they are pics of her getting shit on or something gross like that. It’s just ass, pussy and titties, pretty standard, but I guess since she’s got some psuedo celebrity status this shit turns you on all that much more. I am a fan of Mexican women, mainly because they all know how to roll a burrito under their dirty armpits. As an overweight man, a burrito is more exciting to me than a nice big booty…let this be a lesson to every parent out there, buy your daughter a webcam for her 16th bday and send her my email address. I will totally babysit her.

Update: I realize these pics aren’t webcam shots, but hacked cell phone pics, I posted this shit at 10 pm, before it was everywhere else with the story attached. I do love you and apologize for being quick on the content. Actually I don’t apologize, I don’t respect you enough for that!

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This is a link to unreleased catalogue of Just Another Rich kids new collection. It has not yet been released, but a hacker friend of mine sent me the link, cause he knows how bad I wanna be rich and famous before I die. Scroll right and click ‘enter’ to access the page… right is the direction of the hand u use most often for things like writing and masterbating. Enjoy.

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On this day in 1970, your favorite stepfather was born in a muddy field in Mexico. That’s right – today is my 35th birthday and I am not going to be online today. I have plans with the fat wife and stepkids. I hope you all understand that my commitment is to you, but I only turn 35 once….I expect to pass out in my own vomit somewhere. That’s right boys and girls – it’s time for a motherfucking binge.

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On this day in 1970, your favorite stepfather was born in a muddy field in Mexico. That’s right – today is my 35th birthday and I am not going to be online today. I have plans with the fat wife and stepkids. I hope you all understand that my commitment is to you, but I only turn 35 once….I expect to pass out in my own vomit somewhere. That’s right boys and girls – it’s time for a motherfucking binge.

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Pirates was a movie. Keira Knightly was a star, but bitch never got naked. She rocked the corset, made out with Johnny Depp, but no motherfucking nipples. That’s not going to change today, but we get a little closer with this set of bikini pictures. This reminds me of the time I tried to get with this girl and she wouldn’t put out. She showed me her tits a couple of time and even let me touch them, but that only happened when the risk of me never talking to her came up….she let me have a little nipple to keep me around….that’s how girls work, so with that prediction…when we all get bored of Keira and when people stop biggin’ her up and giving her jobs, she will turn to porn and we will all be lucky enough to see her dirty cooter…..

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