Kristine Debell, who the fuck is that? Well, she appeared in Night Court, possibly the best show on TV and the Young and the Restless. Like every good starving actress she also did some sideline work in porn. I remember when I was working on porn sets as a fluffer, it was not uncommon to get these hurtbags on set. Okay, I was never a fluffer, but a man can dream, can’t he?

Kristine DeBell DOING PORN

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I am a little late on this one. Saw it earlier today, and didn’t further investigate. Britney is out an about without a bra. We all know that’s the trend, we also all know that white trash can’t afford bras, so when in your hometown, do what the locals do….Her nipples aim south. Further proof she didn’t get implants, and if she did, girl needs a motherfucking refund. That’s like the time I went to an all you can eat shrimp buffet, and the shit gave me herpes. I went back a month later, complained and got a 10% off coupon. Britney needs to be doing that shit with her implants yo….

Via TaxiDriver

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A while ago, we did a post on Vida Guerra’s ass. Everyone has been freaking about this ass for the longest time, I personally don’t care for booty. I am a huge fan of girls who have little boy asses. Nothing hotter.

Anyway – all good things do come to an end. So all you perverts who thought her as was legit were wrong. Bitch has been photoshopped like every other girl in the magazines. I don’t understand why you fuckers don’t just lower your standards and take the pressure off all the poor girls out there trying to fit into a mold. You are the reason why the girls you get with don’t cum, bitches are thinking about how fat their asses look. Oh, that’s right, you don’t get with girls….

After the jump, you will find, Vida guerra’s photoshop surprise….

via PHUN

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Do you remember Family Matters? Either do I. I think it was during the crack smoking 90s. In retrospect I wished I watched that shit everyday. Apparantly, they phased out the youngest child’s character. I have no idea whether it is true or not, but I do know that ABC’s TGIF line-up has always been pure shit, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.

The girl who played Judy Winslow, real name is Jaimee Foxworthy, hit hard times and did what every desperate girl should…..PORN.

I have a new found respect for this slut!

Judy Winslow’s a Dirty Slut, I won’t post the pics, because they are dirty. NSFW

This post was made possibe by OHNOYOUDIDNT

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Dude, her tits are ridiculous. Imagine she was your mother. I don’t find this look hot, it reminds me of the welfare line…trashy and not in a good way. I seriously hate the way she looks, but the picture is hype.

I remember back in Texas, I took a line-dancing class. There was a group of girls who came to the class in a convertible. They all had bleach blonde hair and implants, but I am talking 1982 implants. These things were disgusting. They worked at the equivalent of a hooters nowadays. Anyway – I banged all three of them, the video is floating around somewhere and I am not talking the Mini DV we have today, I am talking VHS motherfucker.

Now take off your pants and let me apply the bronzer. That is my nickname for my CAK!

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You all know who Bansky is right? He is an outdoor artist who uses the “urban lanscape” as his canvas, I tried to do that without sounding like a total queer but you know how it is… He also paints on the occassional cow, something I am familiar with, but instead of paint, I use semen, and instead of cows, I use fat bitches.

Bansky isn’t just some stardard pussy graf artist who throws up big lettering to show off his wild style, Bansky is a little more interesting than that….but still a graf artist.

I haven’t checked his site in a while but saw these funny pics I saw on sexblo.gs

Check out Bansky here…

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You all know who Bansky is right? He is an outdoor artist who uses the “urban lanscape” as his canvas, I tried to do that without sounding like a total queer but you know how it is… He also paints on the occassional cow, something I am familiar with, but instead of paint, I use semen, and instead of cows, I use fat bitches.

Bansky isn’t just some stardard pussy graf artist who throws up big lettering to show off his wild style, Bansky is a little more interesting than that….but still a graf artist.

I haven’t checked his site in a while but saw these funny pics I saw on sexblo.gs

Check out Bansky here…

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Beatboxing. Rumor is that it is the sound of the future. Minimalists everywhere are throwing out their expensive audio equipment just to take on this “artform”. People everywhere are working hard to be that featured artist on one track of the occassional hip hop album…

I think poor is hot now and beatboxing is for the poor kids who couldn’t afford toys, they resorted to making noise with their mouths while daddy was out shooting people, and momma was upstairs smokin’ rock. They would drop beats for their boys in back alleys…as they got older…started to perform at the occassional clubs supporting their boys who were making it as MCs. They became an integral part of the occassional hip hop track as a thanks for providing a beat for the MC before he got signed. Like the clown at the circus, everyone likes to sit back and laugh at the beatboxer…

In twenty years, where will these Beatboxing people be? Probably on the street corner, with one palm out, and the other simulating a crab-scratch while making to sounds with they mouths, begging for change.

Sad story….but that’s what you get for being “hard” and living the hip hop dream…

Check out this audio clip…. FUNNY

Via HumanBeatBox

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I came across this interesting fact on Billy Joel “the piano man”….it’s pretty funny, you would think he lived on an indian reserve or some shit yo.

After resorting to writing for a rock magazine and playing commercial jingles in order to pay the bills, Joel became severely depressed and attempted to take his own life by ingesting a bottle of furniture polish. He survived, and entered a psychiatric hospital to treat his depression.

Furniture Polish? via Here

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I am really not too sure what they hell Paris is up to, but I don’t know if I mind. Any girl in a club, showing off her ass, willing to make out with girls on her camera phone topless, and even release a sex tape, is someone who exudes a certain level of confidence. Growing up, I rarely came across these kinds of girls, there was the occassional pussy flash, titty flash, blowjobs, wet t-shirt contests, orgy, gangbang, unprotected sex with many, many girls…i guess girls have always been this way, just not so public about it…But I do still have enough trouble walking in on my wife when she is sitting on the toilet….I think that’s because she has Crohn’s.

Word.

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