I miss Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie as much as you do, I was going to go to her memorial, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Instead I read her erotic stories and cried. In my healing process, I have been drinking a lot of hot chocolate and Wild Turkey, it is comfort food, I have also been frequenting strip clubs a lot. I have been looking for a lap dance that would be on par with the ones I used to get Minxy Winxy to give me back when I babysat her, years ago. I remember those nights, I would tuck her in and read her Babysitter’s Club. She loved Dawn. Then she would but on her sexy costume and dance for me. She was 11.
It’s hard to find a girl with with a pelvis as strong as a boar. But it isn’t hard to turn your house into a strip club. Every trailer park living room across the country should have one of these in the middle of it. It screams class, and you can try to teach your fat bitch wife how to pole dance…Maybe it will add some spice to the marriage…but you could also stop getting drunk and beating her up, asshole.
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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Everyone hates Monday’s, the day we must all drag our hang over ass down to work after the weekend. So lets blame this Monday on someone born today, just chosse someone. I choose you Jeanne Calment.
Yes all you fucking perverts have seen the ass pictures before, but have you ever found a place that has a whole fuckload of them. This is the most comprehensive collection of the “perfect webcam ass”. We are not a jerk off site – so fuck off you wimpering twats. 
We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.
You fuckers are killing me – all you perverts begging for fucking celebrity tits. Sometimes I don’t want to post fucking celebrity pics, sometimes I want to post fucking shoes, sometimes I like to post pictures of old ladies naked. I do what I fucking do – and if you aren’t feeling it – I will fucking listen to your fucking complaints and post you a fucking celebrity tit shot.
You know we love seeing girls flashing, and nip slippin. It’s just something we’ve been into since we were young. I remember peeping in on my friend’s mother going to the bathroom, or another friend’s sister suntanning topless outside. We were brought up on this shit, but in our quest to pick-up our game and find girls flashing we had to switch things up and find muslim girls acting naughty.
It is that time of month again boys and girls. I went to getty to see what was new. I found myself some Lohan pics, so this is not the same as my old getty images of the day. Today – we see Lindsay Lohan in front of the camera, shopping or something with her bodyguard at her side. 
