No matter what I say – Beatboxing is lame. You can watch these videos and tell me this shit is a talent and how sick it is. I don’t care what you have to say, I know what’s cool and what’s not – and this is clearly pure
stupidity anyway you dice it…get it…dice it..I know girls may be watching this thinking, look how he moves his mouth, that would feel so nice on my pussy and shit, but then they realize dude’s a beatboxer, that’s like having unprotected sex with a homeless person…you shouldn’t roll like that….

Word, I am so urban.

beat box harmonica

“Art” of Beatbox (NOTIcE ART IS IN QUOTES)

air drumming like beatboxing

Kenny Muhammad

Beatboxin with an Orchestra”

Beatboxin’ Up close

BONUS: AUDIO FILE

This is Creepy

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Here are todays links. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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There aint nothing hotter than a fat chick in jogging pants, no wait, there is a fat chick in jogging pants picking her underwear out of her fat ass. Yeah, I know Britney is richer than me and all that shit, but seriously that’s not that impressive. The homeless dude who lives outside my apartment building is richer than me. Take that Britney.

I know she’s not that fat, but she’s pretty trashy, and most trashy people are fat it’s genetics….

If K-Fed was a real man he would dig that shit out with his teeth.

More pics after the jump

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Sometimes- a post needs no introduction, it has happened twice to date: Today and the Gyno Real Doll table. Freaks keep the good times rolling….

Personally I love firing huge amounts of spunk into my various FLs (who doesn’t?). I prepare by eating 4-5 raw eggs and 7-8 large tomatoes around an hour before I lube up and get to work. I’ve heard grapefruit juice is good for keeping it thin and runny although I’ve yet to try this.

I usually fuck my FL hands free then pull out at the last minute and come over a hot pic in one of my porno mags (Sometimes even the page 3 girl in the days paper! I love it when they have a huge topless centre-spread! – check these out! http://www.vauxhall-senator.com/gallery/LP_MM?page=3 ) I do this not only because I enjoy making a pleasurable mess, but also to measure the amounts of spunk and my firing power!

This year I had sex with a call girl and she let me fuck her huge , firm 34FF tits as my nights first orgasm – I’d been saving up my cum for 2 weeks in anticipation as well as eating loads of eggs and tomatoes! I tell you, my balls were ready for bursting! After oiling them up whilst having a good fondle then sliding my cock in and out of her tits for 10 minutes it was time for release – squirted around 7 globs of thick goo in-between her cleavage followed by a further 5 streams of clear, runny jizz that fired out and splashed off of her chin! Easily my best ever orgasm! She couldn’t believe the amount of spunk as she rubbed it over her breasts completely covering them whilst thick lumps of it kept running uncontrollably downwards.

Do you guys put any effort into building a nice reserve of cock sauce? If so please share your techniques.

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You may know her as Meadow Sopranno, I know her as Mom. Not because she is my mother, but because I used to work in Jersey as a public works guy. We were the people that cleaned out the sewer drains, mowed city lawns and planted city flowers. One of the guys we worked with knocked Meadow up and didn’t show up for the abortion. What an insensitive bastard.

There was really no truth to this story, but I know it turned you on, Deadbeat Dad Fantasies are the best.

Sponsored in part by Taxi

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

Dont forget to visit our Jewish content sponsor: Jews Kick Ass: The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

Akiba (uh-KEE-buh)=One of the greatest rabbis recorded in the Talmud.

Bio after the Jump

Rabbi Akiba ben Joseph (50-135 C.E.)

A poor, semi-literate shepherd, Akiba became one of Judaism’s greatest scholars. He developed the exegetical method of the Mishnah, linking each traditional practice to a basis in the biblical text, and systematized the material that later became the Mishnah.

Rabbi Akiba was active in the Bar Kokhba rebellion against Rome, 132-135 C.E.. He believed that Bar Kokhba was the Mashiach, though some other rabbis openly ridiculed him for that belief (the Talmud records another rabbi as saying, “Akiba, grass will grow in your cheeks and still the son of David will not have come”.) When the Bar Kokhba rebellion failed, Rabbi Akiba was taken by the Roman authorities and tortured to death.

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I am not the type of person who does research. I don’t go around looking for the back story, or double check to see if the facts are straight. According to this site, Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon gave each other orgasms lesbionically. I remember the first time I saw a girl have an orgasm. It was a right mess and I had to buy new shoes.

Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon Orgasm

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Another hot shirt from Model Slut. This shit is getting me hard. It reminds me that hipsters are cool. Doing coke off a toilet at a trendy club is hot. Impressing your friends and wearing the tightest shirt and the biggest sunglasses is what life is about. Living, loving, owning the local scene starts one line at a time.

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I know it is going to be a slow day, because factory working has been getting me down, these hours are killer and if I see another canned good I am going to fucking shit all over myself. That’s what happens when I get all frustrated and shit, my insides knot up and I shit myself….

Here are the videos of the day.

The Bench Backflip

Teacher Hits Kid

Banana Blowjob

Cum Spitting Banned Music Video

Japanese Ass

Bonus – A Bunch of Clips

Tourettes Guy

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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