We have been quite behind this week on our Lohan gossip and for “THE HOME OF LOHAN” that is unaccepatable. So let’s review all the news that involves our favorite redhead. The big news of the moment is that in a interview for the April issue of W Lindsay “bares all“. In the interview to the dimay of drunken stepfathers everywhere she says she will never do a nude scene. When asked if her breasts are real, her reply (via:NY Post):

“They’re totally real.” And, she adds, “I love ’em.” “I will admit that when I first started to develop boobs, my friends were like, ‘Oh, my God, what happened?’ and, ‘Are your boobs real?’ Even me. I was in shock.”

She also attacks her drunk of a father who if he remaries will become a drunken stepfather himself”. He didn’t do anything for my career, except go out and not come home at night. … I don’t think he deserves anything. He doesn’t even deserve my respect.” She goes on to talk about trying pot not blow,clubing and the proposed realityy series.

Lohan involved in some old fashion bathroom sex: Via defamer

Around 1am, I thought things were quieting down as people left and others seemed to be losing steam…Then the entire cast and crew from this movie showed up.The rest of the night was a blur for me, made more coherent by piecing together everyone else’s stories from the night before. My friend related how the delicate shelves in her pirate bathroom weren’t made to support a raucous Lindsay Lohan giving a clandestine fuck to the drummer from McFly.

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Dear Minxy,
I have a problem and I think you can help me.
This morning I went to this guys house and I ended up giving him head.
Is this wrong if we are not going out and I think that he is just using me for oral pleasure?
Daniella

daniella-this is why i never wanted to do ask minxy, but because jesus is my pusher and bombing walls doesnt pay the bills, i agreed to bring in the femme demographic and answer these fucking questions. firstly-one of the first things a guy thinks about when he gets up is sex. this is because unless there is some medical problem, he wakes up HARD. when a man is HARD, there is not much else to think about (and its gotta get soft somehow..)

agreeing to going to this guys house is one thing,. maybe you dont know how guys really act, and should spend more time at the local bar getting drunk and fucked in a pickup than playing scrabble with mummy and daddy (even if daddy plays in the nude). i am assuming that it was his idea, because daniella i dont know you but i do know how stupid people can be, and ignorant is written on your forehead more indelibly than this boys’ cum.
secondly-what is this if we are not going out business? are you so weak and seperated from the real world that you cannot differentiate what it is you want from what others want of you? figure out what you want, and then take it, i dont care how, but things have got to change for you.
thirdly, if this boi is using you for your lip smacking, tongue knobbling and gag reflex repression skills, it must mean that you know something, or that he is desperate enough to go to little daniella off cherry lane and steal her from her parents for a morning of bad head. if in fact you do know something, work it, maybe even make some money off of it. somehow i know that you are not the brightest, and my insight into your life is this: if life is so dull that you are worrying about sticking a guys penis in your mouth when you are not “going out” and as a result writting someone over the internet (and not even anonymously!) for advice, cash in on that lip smacking, tongue knobbling and gag reflex repression before your tits sag. and take this guys invite as a compliment-now you know what to do with the rest of your life! daddy will be so proud of your major he will tell all his friends to come over and give you a whirl. mummy will just be happy you will be going out with some nice boys.
otherwise, go to your local religeous leader or politician-i am more than positive that they will have somethings to say, but more along the lines of “oooh fuck yeah” more than anything else.
and to quote a close friend, mr.T “QUITE YOUR JIBBER JABBER”
fuck.
MINX

Previously:
i am – real camel toe / i am – soaking wet for jesus martinez / i am – coco / i am-who is this morning’s outfit? / i am – coming clean / I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favours

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Dustin Hoffman is doing the sequel to Tootsie. I am pretty happy that they gave him fake tits that look hotter than my wife’s tits. It kinda makes me question my existance, especially considering I got a boner to these….

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Via Flauntin It

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Dustin Hoffman is doing the sequel to Tootsie. I am pretty happy that they gave him fake tits that look hotter than my wife’s tits. It kinda makes me question my existance, especially considering I got a boner to these….

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I always thought that Pink lacked female reproductions organs. I was convinced she had bigger testicles than me, which isn’t saying much. The rumor is that she does in fact have a uterus and that uterus is in fact brewing up a baby. That won’t stop Pink for maintaining her “bad girl” image. Notice I put it in quotes because I think that Pink is neither bad nor a girl. She’s got a smoke in hand, like every good mother should and she is working towards turning her baby into a flipper, and don’t mean a friendly dolphin, I am talking serious mental retardation. Rumor is that my mother was a smoker when she was pregnant with me, but I can’t be too sure, I never met the whore. I am not being disrepectful to my mom, we are all very proud of her profession.

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I always thought that Pink lacked female reproductions organs. I was convinced she had bigger testicles than me, which isn’t saying much. The rumor is that she does in fact have a uterus and that uterus is in fact brewing up a baby. That won’t stop Pink for maintaining her “bad girl” image. Notice I put it in quotes because I think that Pink is neither bad nor a girl. She’s got a smoke in hand, like every good mother should and she is working towards turning her baby into a flipper, and don’t mean a friendly dolphin, I am talking serious mental retardation. Rumor is that my mother was a smoker when she was pregnant with me, but I can’t be too sure, I never met the whore. I am not being disrepectful to my mom, we are all very proud of her profession.

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There is nothing hotter than watching a woman breast feeding. It represents life and what we are all here for. It’s a very special think that men can’t relate to, but trust me, it doesn’t go unnoticed. Some guys get hard when they think about their baby mommas feeding their flesh and blood, other guys get off to their wives hosing them down with their lactation. The art of breast feeding remains hot when a 46 year old woman does it with her 5 year old pet monkey. In fact it is exponentially mo’hotter. I don’t care what you say, this picture represents the fetish of the day

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Remember Who’s the Boss? I do. I remember thinking how cool Tony Danza was, you know walking around knowing he was a man bitch. I also remember watching Alyssa Milano growing up, the puberty years are always the most special. Now Alyssa is pretty old and washed up, but so you can’t blame her for trying to get some male attention anywhere she can. I mean a group of army people, who have been jerking off for months are probably a pretty easy crowd to work for. That reminds me after my first 6 months in prison, I came out and ended up taking a blowjob from a tranny. Trannies are pretty hot, if you give them a chance.

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Remember Who’s the Boss? I do. I remember thinking how cool Tony Danza was, you know walking around knowing he was a man bitch. I also remember watching Alyssa Milano growing up, the puberty years are always the most special. Now Alyssa is pretty old and washed up, but so you can’t blame her for trying to get some male attention anywhere she can. I mean a group of army people, who have been jerking off for months are probably a pretty easy crowd to work for. That reminds me after my first 6 months in prison, I came out and ended up taking a blowjob from a tranny. Trannies are pretty hot, if you give them a chance.

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People everywhere are trying to come up with the most retarded ideas to get some publicity and make some money on eBay. This seems to be really common, and more and more people are coming with strange ideas to use the eBay platform for fame and fortune. I remember when I tried selling a used condom on eBay, no online casino wanted anything to do with me. Those bastards.

This guy is auctioning off a phone call with him and this is his description:

Are you lonely?
Do you have great stories, but no one to listen to them?
Have you puked on someone and need to unload?
Did you sniff your mother and/or sister’s panties and actually enjoy it?
Have you hungrily ate a bag of toenails as a substitute for M&Ms?
Did you secretly sleep with your best friend’s boston terrier?
Ever drink an ounce of human blood?
Do you find wool socks attractive?
Have you relieved yourself on your boss’s miniature bonsai tree?
Or are you just having relationship problems?

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Hello folks, my name is Cody and I will listen to your problems.
I know that in America today there are many things that can trouble a person and sometimes you just need someone to shut up and listen.

I have many female friends and have listened to hours and hours of their dramatic complexities unflinchingly.

I am open to anything, but would prefer not to hear about the death of another.
The auction winner will receive a half an hour of my time to listen to you.
The winner will also pay for the call charges, but will have a half an hour to cry, laugh, yell, moo, or just yap about life.

NOTE: I will only listen and occasionally reply with small pieces of conversation and the ever so often “uh huh”.

Good Luck Talkers!

Bid on the Auction here

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