Some of our readers do not like to or are not able to read. We at the Drunken Stepfather sympathize and have a feature just for them. “THE Link Dump” where all you gotta do is click on the link. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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I miss Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie as much as you do, I was going to go to her memorial, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Instead I read her erotic stories and cried. In my healing process, I have been drinking a lot of hot chocolate and Wild Turkey, it is comfort food, I have also been frequenting strip clubs a lot. I have been looking for a lap dance that would be on par with the ones I used to get Minxy Winxy to give me back when I babysat her, years ago. I remember those nights, I would tuck her in and read her Babysitter’s Club. She loved Dawn. Then she would but on her sexy costume and dance for me. She was 11.

It’s hard to find a girl with with a pelvis as strong as a boar. But it isn’t hard to turn your house into a strip club. Every trailer park living room across the country should have one of these in the middle of it. It screams class, and you can try to teach your fat bitch wife how to pole dance…Maybe it will add some spice to the marriage…but you could also stop getting drunk and beating her up, asshole.

Check out Lil’ Mynx
Here

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I miss Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie as much as you do, I was going to go to her memorial, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Instead I read her erotic stories and cried. In my healing process, I have been drinking a lot of hot chocolate and Wild Turkey, it is comfort food, I have also been frequenting strip clubs a lot. I have been looking for a lap dance that would be on par with the ones I used to get Minxy Winxy to give me back when I babysat her, years ago. I remember those nights, I would tuck her in and read her Babysitter’s Club. She loved Dawn. Then she would but on her sexy costume and dance for me. She was 11.

It’s hard to find a girl with with a pelvis as strong as a boar. But it isn’t hard to turn your house into a strip club. Every trailer park living room across the country should have one of these in the middle of it. It screams class, and you can try to teach your fat bitch wife how to pole dance…Maybe it will add some spice to the marriage…but you could also stop getting drunk and beating her up, asshole.

Check out Lil’ Mynx
Here

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I came across this really hot site the other day. It’s a t-shirt company called Tank Theory and I have decided to plug their shits every once and a while. The concept of the company is to use a T-Shirt as a canvas and not as a branding mechanism. I remember back in Mexico, we used T-shirts as bed linens. We slept in the corner of the shanty and we would stretch our shirts over our knees to keep warm in the brisk mexican night.

To see more Tank Theory – Go HERE

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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Everyone hates Monday’s, the day we must all drag our hang over ass down to work after the weekend. So lets blame this Monday on someone born today, just chosse someone. I choose you Jeanne Calment.

#4)Jennifer Love Hewitt (02/21/1979 – ) actor,

Quote on her breasts:”I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit.”

#3)Sacha Guitry (02/21/1885 – 07/24/1957)French writer

Quote: “The little I know I owe to my ignorance.”

#2)Jeanne Calment (02/21/1875 – 08/04/1997)French oldest person

Quote: on the sort of future a 120-yr-old expects

#1)Ann Sheridan (02/21/1915 – 01/21/1967) actor

Quote: “They nicknamed me the Oomph Girl, and I loathe that nickname! Just being known by a nickname indicates that you’re not thought of as a true actress….It’s just crap! If you call an actress by her looks or a reaction, then that’s all she’ll ever be thought of as.”

Pictures of the Birthday boys/girls after the Jump

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Fake

Jeanne Calment

Ann Sheridan

The Ann Sheridan Picture Gallery

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Yes all you fucking perverts have seen the ass pictures before, but have you ever found a place that has a whole fuckload of them. This is the most comprehensive collection of the “perfect webcam ass”. We are not a jerk off site – so fuck off you wimpering twats.

Link and Pics after the jump….bitches….

MORE ASS HERE

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Yes all you fucking perverts have seen the ass pictures before, but have you ever found a place that has a whole fuckload of them. This is the most comprehensive collection of the “perfect webcam ass”. We are not a jerk off site – so fuck off you wimpering twats.

Link and Pics after the jump….bitches….

MORE ASS HERE

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

Dont forget to visit our Jewish content sponsor: Jews Kick Ass: The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

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You fuckers are killing me – all you perverts begging for fucking celebrity tits. Sometimes I don’t want to post fucking celebrity pics, sometimes I want to post fucking shoes, sometimes I like to post pictures of old ladies naked. I do what I fucking do – and if you aren’t feeling it – I will fucking listen to your fucking complaints and post you a fucking celebrity tit shot.

Fucking Twats – The Kelly Brook’s tits are after the jump…

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You fuckers are killing me – all you perverts begging for fucking celebrity tits. Sometimes I don’t want to post fucking celebrity pics, sometimes I want to post fucking shoes, sometimes I like to post pictures of old ladies naked. I do what I fucking do – and if you aren’t feeling it – I will fucking listen to your fucking complaints and post you a fucking celebrity tit shot.

Fucking Twats – The Kelly Brook’s tits are after the jump…

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