In this case I am gayer than full on bicycle outfits.
I am sure this guy’s mother is the one behind the camera
and i don’t know about you
but that get me hard.
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In this case I am gayer than full on bicycle outfits.
I am sure this guy’s mother is the one behind the camera
and i don’t know about you
but that get me hard.
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So our japanese friends might be stuck up sometimes, but they sure know how to make a fashion statement. The latest japanese craze has the kimono queens prancing around Tokyo in skirts that look like they’re see through…what a hit!
Now you can fix your girlfriend’s unpleasant fat ass with a mere 40$ skirt. Let her eat all she wants, but remember, you are not sticking it to the skirt!
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Natalie Portman has a nice jewish ass, just like whoopi goldberg…that bitch is hot.
UPDATE: THE VIDEO IS HERE
HERE
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I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick
From the movie Tigerland
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I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick
From the movie Tigerland
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2004
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This personal site drives me insane.
They collect DVDs
They are married
and they call themselves the indubitable couple.
my fear is that they procreate and make equally annoying offspring…
Check their site here
Be sure to check out their DVD collection…
Picture of the lovely couple here
At least they have each other here
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TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)
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