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2004

23

Dec

I am – Lohan's Gym Teacher

When I was living in Long Island, I was a Janitor in a school. This school was the school the Lindsay Lohan attended. I got fired from this job for hiding in the girls locker room after class. I didn’t get arrested because I had some important documents the Principle didn’t want getting out, it would have destroyed his career. Those pictures were of Lohan sucking him off and taking a load on her freckled face, these pictures are from some of the girls in her school.

HERE

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton Sex Video Update

I know Paris isn’t a Jewish Slut, and my lawyer advised me to stick with the Jewish Sluts content, if I really want to get us up in the google rankings of Jewish Sluts but I came across this instruction guide on how to talk to your kids about the Paris Hilton sex tape. I never had to talk to my kids about the sex tape, I just showed them Paris’ and told them that when we make ours, they have to put a little more energy into it. Well let me tell you….my girls destroyed Paris on a scale of 1 to cumming on your face.

Check out the guide here

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan Sex-E Screensaver 1.0

Looking for a screensaver of Lindsay Lohan well youre in luck because I have found you a one. Not just any screensaver mind you though, this is a sex-E screensaver which must mean it is is better right. The best part, I saved for last, ITS FREE, So enjoy.

You’re Welcome

Screensaver 1.0

Bonus: Lohan Ringtones

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Missing Dimebag Darrell of Damageplan

Although it is late and we already reported about the shooting death of Dimebag Darrell Abbott we thought another post was necessary to tell the world how much old Dimebag from Damage plan meant to use. He was shot while performing live at a club in Columbus, Ohio. And after a quick google search I discovered I was not alone. The band has made a tribute page on their main page of thier site.This great man was born in Dallas, Texas, USA. His father was a country songwriter and owned a recording studio where Abbott watched many blues guitarists play. This early influence can be heard in many of Pantera’s songs. At an early age, Abbott began entering statewide guitar competitions. By the age of 16 he was banned from entering because he had won too often. It was through the prizes he won at these competitions — including the guitar that later become his trademark — that he was able to start Pantera.

Among his other influences were Eddie Van Halen and Ace Frehley. In addition, he cited many of his contemporaries among his influences, including Slayer’s Kerry King, Zakk Wylde, Metallica’s James Hetfield, and Helmet’s Page Hamilton.

Read the news sotires: NBC
, CNN, My Way,Undercover (with video)

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2004

23

Dec

Halle Berry Sex Scene in Monster Ball

Here she is in Monster Ball, One of the Better Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies except for the whole Billy Bob Thorton part……I guess….I mean what the fuck do I know, all I see are firm tits getting fucked hard and despite knowing it’s probably a body double, and that they aren’t actually having sex, I think I still felt a tingle in my testicle. True story.

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Email Enabled

thats right folks…after much convincing from your and my favorite stepfather I have decided to take the plunge. I have my first email account thanks to an invite from the DrunkenStepfather. So feel free to email any Jewish or Legal questions and I will answer them as fast as I can.

Brad.Jew@gmail.com Don’t be Shy

Oh by the way, First email question in my account gets a GMAIL invite if that means anything to any of you.

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Jewish Fact of the Day

Back by popular demand is the jewish post of the day. Learn a new factoid about God’s chosen people.

Today’s Installment:

A Jew is any person whose mother was a Jew or any person who has gone through the formal process of conversion to Judaism.

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Cunt

Today’s Google Image search is brought to us by every cunt you have encountered, in either a good way (cunt tastes like candy) or the bad way (cunt took my kids from me and won’t let me have visitation)

The results are here

And these are the top 5:

Cunt with syphlis (or some other shit I wouldn’t fuck)

Sodomite Cunt

Old Dirty Cunt (ODB’s Sister)

Holy Cunt

Flat Eric is a Cunt

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Age of Consent

Ever been in a strange state or far away country and see a hot girl and need to know is she legal? OK that might not happen to most of you often..but my clients pay me to keep up to date on this information, just in case an age “emergency” occurs.

The site anwsers the age old question: “How old is OLD ENOUGH?”
It’s a pedofiles ultimate vacation planner. Find out where consent rules are 13 and under like in Burkina Faso (13), Chile (12), Guyana (13), etc.

Find the Guide at Age of Consent

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Zach Braff’s Garden State Blog

Hiyo. If you enjoy reading the rants of the Drunken Stepfather, you may well find this latest entry of the Zach Braff blog right up your proverbial alley. Make sure you check out the New Year’s resolutions. I’ll be adding them to my list for sure.

Zach Braff’s Garden State Blog: Yub-Nub

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