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2004

22

Dec

I am – Zach Braff's Garden State Blog

Hiyo. If you enjoy reading the rants of the Drunken Stepfather, you may well find this latest entry of the Zach Braff blog right up your proverbial alley. Make sure you check out the New Year’s resolutions. I’ll be adding them to my list for sure.

Zach Braff’s Garden State Blog: Yub-Nub

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2004

22

Dec

I am – world trade center

take me down
i like being held down
where is my stepfather when i need him?
bombs over bagdad is the song i sing in my head while i nibble at his testicles.

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2004

22

Dec

I am – my stepfather’s mistress

i have a confession to make-
this evening, at the ripe hour of 2 pm (all good things happen at 2 pm) i went to escape to my stepfathers secret apartment complex. he got me nice and comfortable with a bottle of red dep wine and some cigarettes and spoke to me about his past fiascos with femmes fatales (who were never as fatal as me he added with a hand placed on my inner thigh). as my nipples turned hard when he took my coat and openned the window and turned on his webcam, he came over and sat down, on his knees in front of me, and waited for me to ay something to put him at ease. i could tell that he was stressed by the bulging bulge in his pants. as i openned my mouth to say something comforting..something along the lines of “do you have any lollipops daddy?” or “remember the first time you gave me my bikini wax?” or “remember that time you woke me up to tell me i had my period?”-in any case as i was choosing which statement to state, i closed my eyes aND FOUND MYSELF sucking on something that did NOT taste like a lollipop.i openned my eyes to see my stepfather topless, grinding his manly belly infornt of me, with his manhood in my mouth! as his head tilted back in sheer exstacy and his cheeks redenned with desire, he complimented me by getting out how much better i was than my mother. i smiled inside and sucked a little harder. i even jolted my head from side to side and let my tongue go slack and lap at it for a bit because i knew he liked it like that. after all this, in the shower, when he was washing my vagina and my armpits (which he has been doing for as long as i have known him, even before my parents started going out and he wasjust the pool boy who babysat me on weekends when she was too drunk to cook or turn off the alarm)he passed me the soup through my no spot and as i felt my cheek begin to redin and my forehead to perspire and feel the tingles all over my body, as his haND went up and down with the soap bar and his manly fingers going in and out and in and out and in and out, he took my mouth, put it next to his manhood and as i started bobbing up and down again, he lifted me up, holding me by my bakside, andwent inside of me, he looked deep into my eyes and told me he would always be here for me, for this, and that he would never let me go or get away. i love my stepfather, and i told him then, and all he did was say “yeAH” and shake as his manhood exploded inside of me with the spinache tasting milkshake (i love spinache flavoured milkshakes.
i am-my stepfathers mistress, and i love it. mommy would be proud.

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2004

22

Dec

I am – my stepfather's mistress

i have a confession to make-
this evening, at the ripe hour of 2 pm (all good things happen at 2 pm) i went to escape to my stepfathers secret apartment complex. he got me nice and comfortable with a bottle of red dep wine and some cigarettes and spoke to me about his past fiascos with femmes fatales (who were never as fatal as me he added with a hand placed on my inner thigh). as my nipples turned hard when he took my coat and openned the window and turned on his webcam, he came over and sat down, on his knees in front of me, and waited for me to ay something to put him at ease. i could tell that he was stressed by the bulging bulge in his pants. as i openned my mouth to say something comforting..something along the lines of “do you have any lollipops daddy?” or “remember the first time you gave me my bikini wax?” or “remember that time you woke me up to tell me i had my period?”-in any case as i was choosing which statement to state, i closed my eyes aND FOUND MYSELF sucking on something that did NOT taste like a lollipop.i openned my eyes to see my stepfather topless, grinding his manly belly infornt of me, with his manhood in my mouth! as his head tilted back in sheer exstacy and his cheeks redenned with desire, he complimented me by getting out how much better i was than my mother. i smiled inside and sucked a little harder. i even jolted my head from side to side and let my tongue go slack and lap at it for a bit because i knew he liked it like that. after all this, in the shower, when he was washing my vagina and my armpits (which he has been doing for as long as i have known him, even before my parents started going out and he wasjust the pool boy who babysat me on weekends when she was too drunk to cook or turn off the alarm)he passed me the soup through my no spot and as i felt my cheek begin to redin and my forehead to perspire and feel the tingles all over my body, as his haND went up and down with the soap bar and his manly fingers going in and out and in and out and in and out, he took my mouth, put it next to his manhood and as i started bobbing up and down again, he lifted me up, holding me by my bakside, andwent inside of me, he looked deep into my eyes and told me he would always be here for me, for this, and that he would never let me go or get away. i love my stepfather, and i told him then, and all he did was say “yeAH” and shake as his manhood exploded inside of me with the spinache tasting milkshake (i love spinache flavoured milkshakes.
i am-my stepfathers mistress, and i love it. mommy would be proud.

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Celebrity Underwear

See Paris Hilton without undies
See Hillary Duff with undies
See Heidi Klum with undies
See me without undies

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Teen Heart Throb

I kept this feature alive for our girl readers. Remember – we feature teen heart throbs.

Today’s heart throb is the President of the USA – Naked

HERE ( we got this from popbitch.com)

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Jewish Sluts

If you type Jewish Sluts into Yahoo.com, we are the 15th result. Our goal is to become the top result. This is going to take a lot of work, but we are determined

Today’s Jewish Slut of the day is

HERE

We don’t know if she is Jewish, or if she is a she and not a he, but every Samara I know is a Jew – so I am gonna run with this… YARMULKEBRA

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Real World/Road Rules Naked

I don’t watch TV, my stepdaughters do…but I don’t.

These are naked contestants/cast of MTV shows Naked.

I have nothing else to say, except that Trishelle gave my friend Pedro herpes.

Here (F.U.B.A.R.)

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Google Image search of the Day

Because of my love of all things francais…I will continue the theme of poutine.

Therefore the word(s) of the day is: “Poutine Sex”
See the results Here

Favorites (wow this is easy when there are only 2 results)

Poutine Couple

Bust

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2004

22

Dec

I am – Naughty Lohan

Before going to bed each night I like to read the Times of India. But I was suprised to see Lohan is big even there. There is an article on the naughtiest people of 04 poll that heavy did. Osama and Lohan top the list way above hotel slut Pairs H. I wonder will she be happy or mad.

Read the article HERE

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