Who is Jeremy Irons.

I got this from CelebNewsWire.com
I would say something about this
If I knew who he was!

HERE

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This is Amy’s online Lingerie store.
Amy is the model
Amy poses topless
We like boobs
We don’t really like Amy or her product line
But she is topless.

HERE

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I know you don’t think fat people have sex
But they do
Especially when they are girls
Because there is always a guy horny enough to stick it to them
I am never that horny
I am that fat (I’m mexican, we’re all fat!)

HERE

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Jamie – Lynn Spears in a bikini.

This shit is Puberty and pre-implants – hot

HERE

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Paris and Nicole are shopping at Fendi
They have a lot of dogs
Dogs are the fashion accessory of the year
A little inconvenient
Because they shit
Paris has a hired mexican to pick up Princess’ shit
I know this because I am that hired Mexican.
That’s how I know about her herpes, I am sent to the pharmacy
to pick up her Valtrex.

HERE

UPDATE – CHARLIZE THERON DOES HAVE A HIRED POOPER SCOOPER

HERE

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Today’s word is Anal…

Top 5 images:

Anal Baby

Anal Beard

Survivor

Anal Asian

Anal the Person

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I love this spam- It’s fucking Porno

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: jerryw@boardermail.com
Subject: Advertising Married But Really Lonely

Carly is married but so lonely and would like to chat with you with cam.

Poor husbands like Bobby :

(http://efforts.mainsqueezelove.biz/381086/dhw/fullpage.php

What can’t be cured must be endured. The second mouse gets the cheese. . Familiarity breeds contempt. . If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. . He who hesitates is lost. .To scare a bird is not the way to catch it. A wise man doesn’t need advice, and a fool won’t take it. no more?

http://on.received.mainsqueezelove.biz/emms/preference/control.php.

Greediness burst the bag. . We cannot erase the sad records from our past. . Ask no questions and hear no lies. .Sound as a bell. . Birds of a feather flock together. . Everything has an end. .A friend in need is a friend indeed. . Necessity is a hard nurse, but she raises strong children. . It is the first step that is difficult. .

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I love this spam- It’s fucking Porno

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: jerryw@boardermail.com
Subject: Advertising Married But Really Lonely

Carly is married but so lonely and would like to chat with you with cam.

Poor husbands like Bobby :

(http://efforts.mainsqueezelove.biz/381086/dhw/fullpage.php

What can’t be cured must be endured. The second mouse gets the cheese. . Familiarity breeds contempt. . If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. . He who hesitates is lost. .To scare a bird is not the way to catch it. A wise man doesn’t need advice, and a fool won’t take it. no more?

http://on.received.mainsqueezelove.biz/emms/preference/control.php.

Greediness burst the bag. . We cannot erase the sad records from our past. . Ask no questions and hear no lies. .Sound as a bell. . Birds of a feather flock together. . Everything has an end. .A friend in need is a friend indeed. . Necessity is a hard nurse, but she raises strong children. . It is the first step that is difficult. .

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Here is a 3 second clip of the incident from some blog I won’t give credit to, because I hate bloggers.

HERE

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From: Ben

Subject: hi
Message:

Hey Jesus, it’s Jesus. I’ve submitted a friend request for you…. just wanted to let you in on the joke. 🙂

-Ben (Jesus)

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Ben is:

About Me:
I’m a 16-year-old aspiring guitarist/computer nerd. I don’t really know what else to say. But I’m open to suggestions.

Ben Looks like:

THIS

Ben is my newest friendster!

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