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2004

23

Dec

I am – Timberlake's Sex Scene

Justin Timberlake is in a Movie Called Edison.
Justin Timberlake has a Sex Scene in Edison.
It isn’t as awkward as the time he popped Britney’s Cherry.
But it is less embarassing as the time Cameron Diaz introduced a strap-on in their relationship.

HERE (straight from the source at Oh No You Didn’t)

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Transexual

Pink Is a Man, it is official. The operation went smoothly, her cock is 9 inches of hot loving. Rumor is she still wears women’s panties

HERE

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Grabbing My Tits

If I was Jessica Simpson, I would play with my boobs too..

Here

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Lohan’s Gym Teacher

When I was living in Long Island, I was a Janitor in a school. This school was the school the Lindsay Lohan attended. I got fired from this job for hiding in the girls locker room after class. I didn’t get arrested because I had some important documents the Principle didn’t want getting out, it would have destroyed his career. Those pictures were of Lohan sucking him off and taking a load on her freckled face, these pictures are from some of the girls in her school.

HERE

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Lohan's Gym Teacher

When I was living in Long Island, I was a Janitor in a school. This school was the school the Lindsay Lohan attended. I got fired from this job for hiding in the girls locker room after class. I didn’t get arrested because I had some important documents the Principle didn’t want getting out, it would have destroyed his career. Those pictures were of Lohan sucking him off and taking a load on her freckled face, these pictures are from some of the girls in her school.

HERE

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton Sex Video Update

I know Paris isn’t a Jewish Slut, and my lawyer advised me to stick with the Jewish Sluts content, if I really want to get us up in the google rankings of Jewish Sluts but I came across this instruction guide on how to talk to your kids about the Paris Hilton sex tape. I never had to talk to my kids about the sex tape, I just showed them Paris’ and told them that when we make ours, they have to put a little more energy into it. Well let me tell you….my girls destroyed Paris on a scale of 1 to cumming on your face.

Check out the guide here

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Lindsay Lohan Sex-E Screensaver 1.0

Looking for a screensaver of Lindsay Lohan well youre in luck because I have found you a one. Not just any screensaver mind you though, this is a sex-E screensaver which must mean it is is better right. The best part, I saved for last, ITS FREE, So enjoy.

You’re Welcome

Screensaver 1.0

Bonus: Lohan Ringtones

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Missing Dimebag Darrell of Damageplan

Although it is late and we already reported about the shooting death of Dimebag Darrell Abbott we thought another post was necessary to tell the world how much old Dimebag from Damage plan meant to use. He was shot while performing live at a club in Columbus, Ohio. And after a quick google search I discovered I was not alone. The band has made a tribute page on their main page of thier site.This great man was born in Dallas, Texas, USA. His father was a country songwriter and owned a recording studio where Abbott watched many blues guitarists play. This early influence can be heard in many of Pantera’s songs. At an early age, Abbott began entering statewide guitar competitions. By the age of 16 he was banned from entering because he had won too often. It was through the prizes he won at these competitions — including the guitar that later become his trademark — that he was able to start Pantera.

Among his other influences were Eddie Van Halen and Ace Frehley. In addition, he cited many of his contemporaries among his influences, including Slayer’s Kerry King, Zakk Wylde, Metallica’s James Hetfield, and Helmet’s Page Hamilton.

Read the news sotires: NBC
, CNN, My Way,Undercover (with video)

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2004

23

Dec

Halle Berry Sex Scene in Monster Ball

Here she is in Monster Ball, One of the Better Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies except for the whole Billy Bob Thorton part……I guess….I mean what the fuck do I know, all I see are firm tits getting fucked hard and despite knowing it’s probably a body double, and that they aren’t actually having sex, I think I still felt a tingle in my testicle. True story.

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2004

23

Dec

I am – Email Enabled

thats right folks…after much convincing from your and my favorite stepfather I have decided to take the plunge. I have my first email account thanks to an invite from the DrunkenStepfather. So feel free to email any Jewish or Legal questions and I will answer them as fast as I can.

Brad.Jew@gmail.com Don’t be Shy

Oh by the way, First email question in my account gets a GMAIL invite if that means anything to any of you.

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