Josephine Skriver just got engaged… All I have to say to that is that the power of love is real man…Romance is real man….but more interesting, I have some inside scoop on her husband / mooch to be, and that is that he has been fucking Victoria’s Secret models, and really all kinds of models […]
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2018
21
Nov
Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day
Josephine Skriver is one of the most hyped up Victoria’s Secret model, and maybe it’s because of Taylor Swift, but I like to think it’s because everyone is so tech savvy these days, they find it interesting that Victoria’s Secret funded some test tube genetically modified clone created in a lab and raised by her […]
2018
07
Nov
Josephine Skriver Got Them Titties On of the Day
Josephine Skriver is some AI genetically modified Pussy that has only had sex with one dirty model fucker who hangs outside the VS headquarters to trap the new comers… And she looks pretty good until she self destructs when you push the wrong button…. All these whores be driving as much traffic to an infomercial […]
2018
17
Oct
Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet of the Day
Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….and she’s out there naked, showing off her amazing body, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you’re an underwear model trying to keep up with all the whores out there…you gotta whore out in your own way too and her […]
2018
26
Sep
Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day
The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s […]
2018
07
Sep
Josephine Skriver the Robot at Victoria’s Secret Event for some Fake Art Book of the Day
I think Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…which is saying a lot because Victoria’s Secret hasn’t pandered to the fat whining chicks, the genderless inclusion driven, whining entitled losers who think hot chicks are the enemy….and still use hot chicks… Or in Josephine Skriver’s case, do some West World shit…where she was […]
2018
04
Sep
Josephine Skriver Ass for Labor Day of the Day
Josephine Skriver…brought her genetically modified ass to show you what the grocers have been trying to tell you forever…genetically modified isn’t a bad word or a naughty word, sure it may increase the estrogen in the food and make otherwise normal dudes turn into fucking women….but it doesn’t rot as fast and good shelf-life means […]
2018
08
Aug
Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day
Josephine Skriver came to America after being created in a lab by some evil genius homosexual genetic engineer, who I guess got his start in Nazi Germany on the Eugenics program before settling in Amsterdam for the weed and hookers, oh right, he’s gay…in which case…he was there for the cock…all homos are cock motivated…anything […]
2018
19
Jul
Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day
Josephine Skriver is the android, genetically modified model with the awesome body, thanks to her superficial, homosexual god complex biologist father, who was likely funded in his research by the same people who pay her a contract to wear their lingerie, because if they can breed hot women in host bodies instead of finding them […]
2018
17
Jul
Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day
When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for […]