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2021

29

Jul

Vanessa Williams in a Big Titty Bikini at 58 of the Day

I am a little late to the game on the Vanessa Williams bikini pics, but no worries, because so is she…

The 58 year old wanted to show off what being rich, having a good workout regime thanks to expensive trainers, diet full of nutrient rich foods, some strong genetics cuz she’s rich as shit….not to mention, she probably drinks aborted babies, as it’s one of those expensive “spa” treatments the elite go to Mexico for…you know, to stay youthful….and DEMONIC…

Plus there’s all kinds of face injections, and other treatments, plus the angle you take the picture from, the style of the bikini….the fact remains HOT AT 60 in a bikini is an oxymoron and if you’re jerking off to 50+ you’re fucked in the fucking head bro….

There are 1000s of hot chicks out there who aren’t pushing 60….even if you’re a lifelong fan and remember when she became Miss America, or her R&B hits..stick to the archive photos not this menopausal shit that’s just bragging to other old ladies to make them feel like shit about their self while excited that if rich enough, you know like the private jet flyer she is….you can get liposuction too.

It’s a lot of bullshit….

Here are slutty pics of her daughters so you can mom/daughter jerk off to this shit if you’re into that kind of thing:

She’s got a daughter named Sasha Gabriella Fox with Rick Fox who never recovered from her parents’ divorce and eats her feelings…

And another daughter named..Lion Babe Jillian Hervey not with Rick Fox, but he did gift her a Lakers bikini, you know stepfather shit…

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2021

29

Jul

Lucy Hale Lipstick and Titties of the Day

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Here’s Lucy Hale doing her best Silence of the Lambs lipstick application for the internet…because apparently girls like watching other girls apply make-up, maybe to learn the tricks, but I like to think its probably not girls watching the girls apply lipstick, it’s perverts like us imagining the lipstick was our dicks, since it’s about the same size…relatable..

Anything that involves mouths can be seen as erotic, but Lucy Hale, one of the most boring bitches on the internet, even if she’s the CW’s sweetheart who has been in at least 3 of their hit shows, and has millions of social media followers thanks to being on the hottest show at the time instagram went viral…but at least she’s in a lingerie looking top…suer it’s got the same look as a mom’s nightgown in the 70s or 80s…which is probably the sexual energy she gives off….but it’s still famous tits…that if you look close enough at…you’ll see TANLINES…and it is TANLINE thursday….EXCITING!

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2021

29

Jul

Kira Kosarin Stretching of the Day

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Kira Kisarin is a 23 year old who is famous from being a Tween star on some Nickelodeon bullshit, so you can probably understand why she’s doing half naked out workouts on social media, it was likely how she got famous in the first place when she was a teen trying out for the evil producers that you know are evil…the stories have been released…and it’s probably not one bad apple, but rather a whole fucking system that the bad apple was just a player in…

I guess, I have known enough girls in sex work who came from broken homes, where they were victims of sexual assault, so when I see a girl with millions of followers reduce herself to half naked erotic poses for attention, I just think of the pornstars and hookers and strippers of the past…

But the truth is, this being half naked on social media for strangers, is just part of the zeitgeist, the pop culture, everyone is doing it….but there was a time when seeing a bitch in a bikini required being creative, climbing fences or being cool enough to get invited to their pool parties…and as the fence climbing night owl pervert….all these hot half naked bodies being thrown at me all day is too much for me to handle…

All this to say, at least Kira Kosarin is fit, not fat, because fat girls try to pull this shit off too and it’s not as good.

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2021

29

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you’re moderately paying attention to the world, it’s a pretty fucked up place, the things going on are beyond anything we’ve ever known, it’s just slower moving than a 90 minute movie, so it’s easier to ignore….and no one is really mad about it…because it is a follow a leader, we’re all brainwashed fuck half retards…but people just need to follow the RIGHT leader….

But the good news is that it’s not all bad, because out of evil can come some good, and the good we’re dealing with now is that girls who would otherwise not be getting naked on the internet for a thrill or money, are seeing it as a viable business decision, hobby, side hustle, whatever you want to call it…

So all these girls who have accepted porn, don’t shame porn, gotta be sex positive are chanelling pornstars, emulating them, probably fucking like them…I wouldn’t know…but I know that shit has manipulated the minds….and when you see a girl getting double fisted, showing your tits is softcore, barely a thing..

So thanks to everyone being a degenerate pervert, we’ve got SO many tit, because you may not like books, but you do like boobs….and some of you may even worship them as if they are their overlord and that’s ok…cuz TITS are amazing…so TITTY DROPS are also amazing.

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2021

29

Jul

DJ Tanner’s Bible Erotica of the Day

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DJ Tanner is a Cameron and as you know the Cameron’s are a crazy religious family…

At least Kirk is marketed that way…but what I’ve learned in the last year and a half is that the people that the mainstream spin off as being crazy or discount as being crazy aren’t actually the crazy ones.

They just don’t like what they are saying, or what they are pushing, so they turn the world against you….

I’ve also learned in the last year and a half, that we really don’t know much as a people, and there’s a lot of unknown powers out there, so it took seeing EVIL at work for me to question the whole emptiness that is atheism, because if these people are so into Satan, there’s gotta be good out there….

When you see that EVIL is hard a work, that these people are EVIL, it’s pretty easy to CHOOSE good.

Since I fucking hate those people and realize that 18 years of tearing down shitty celebs who are over hyped, over paid, disappointing as fuck because they are hardly impressive, pushing other people’s thoughts for their personal gain, and are just paid fucking liars….is actually doing the GOOD work..and that I am on the right side of evil…despite posting all these tits…

But this isn’t about me, this is about Candace Cameron being criticized for making the bible erotic in her short short video set to Lana Del Ray….like a naughty fit 45 year old Christian, who still has a god given vagina that she likes to make squirt…

The lyrics to the song she’s dancing to are:

Baby, I’m a gangsta too and it takes two to tango
You don’t wanna’ dance with me, dance with me
Honey, I’m in love with you if you don’t feel the same,
Boy, you don’t wanna’ mess with me, mess with me
I’m a jealous, jealous, jealous girl
If I can’t have you baby, if I can’t have you baby
Jealous, jealous, jealous girl
If I can’t have you baby, no one else in this world can

What the fuck’s that mean?

So, I am not a religious person, I don’t trust religious celebrities because their jobs are Evil and I feel the two are mutually exclusive….so I write them off as fakers…..but her brother KIRK did piss off a lot of people by organizing a Caroling event despite COVID lockdowns….because COVID’s a joke…and I appreciate that…but prefer her in a bikini…

She’s also got a Jesus (not this Jesus Martinez I am Sure) loving Daughter named Natasha who looks good on instagram, also something I don’t think the real Jesus she worships would be into…but all these people are deluded fucks.

All this to say, you should choose good not evil, the media’s destroyed religion for generations….don’t follow their lead…they want you to have no faith, no soul, on meds, consuming. Shape up Boy.

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2021

29

Jul

Pop Star Titties of the Day

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Here’s a series of pictures of a recently married popstar…who will remain nameless, we’ll call this our kind of blind item…

Plus you never know if this shit is real, when everything we see is fucking doctored, even the people we see on TV may just be sophisticated AI…

If you’ve ever seen what they do with the consumer level of AI, we’re talking the Instagram filters, it’s very likely the really fucking rich people could simulate anything…from a compromising picture that looks real enough to destroy a motherfucker…like a topless pic….

So this could VERY well be ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE….is Anderson Cooper even real? Or Fauci…has anyone ever been in the same room as him and were those people credible sources? I don’t believe anything and the fact that 90 percent of existence is on the internet, though a screen, makes it all far more questionable…

Plus blind items are always more fun than just being served the information, it forces you to dig into your brain and think about who this could be…assuming you’re not distracted by the shit stained saucer bigger than her tit nipple, but that’s probably just a nipple pasty.

I never found this starlet hot, she’s a midget weirdo in blackface….which MAY give it away….but take it in while you can, before the internet finds us and makes us remove it.

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2021

29

Jul

Cara Delevingne Ass Shot of the Day

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, people are mindless shills being controlled into becoming better consumers who are just medicated, or chasing instant gratification, so they don’t notice what’s going on. They just superficially attach themselves to whatever they are told…and people like Cara Delevingne are their heroes who they turn to for guidance….

It’s the whole woke being more woke but not being awake at all, while the people preaching the woke agenda, are actually heathen money grubbing fucks getting paid….

So as people love living like they’re in a movie….not realizing there is real life, probably from all their medications they are on, or the hormones in the food, air and water, fuckign them all up, people like Cara Delevingne, a bottom feeding rich kid, can weasel her rich kid self to the top….in part because she’s an LGBTQ…maybe cuz she likes eating pussy and hates dick, but probably because it gets her hired as the woke, where things are never woke enough, and have to keep getting more and more woke….so even a basic celebrity lady fucker like Cara Delevingne, who is likely a horrible person who lives a horrible vapid life, is not woke enough cuz she hasn’t got a dick in her bikini…or doesn’t identify as someone who has a dick….even though she fucks bitches…

SHe’s in a bikini, doing basic thirst trapping, obviously targeting dudes, unless girls like looking at other skinny girls in bikinis….or maybe she’s just posting the bikini selfie for herself, since all these people just masturbate to themselves anyway…

Either way, she’s got a skinny ass.

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2021

29

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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There’s a lot going on in the world, you know your freedom is pretty much in the hands of a couple of 80 year olds who act like the decision makers, who financed the creation of a virus, to push a vaccine they have vested interest in, through manipulating people by taking their freedoms…while paying them off…

We’ll hope that the people wise the fuck up and figure out that they are being lied to, that their freedoms are being taken, and the people they’ve allowed to run their lives, that they’ve PAID out of their hard working lives to run their lives, because they just generally accept that they have no control…and that’s just the way things go….

But in the meantime, people are still distracted by their narcissism, their instagram selfies, feeling like they are the star of their very boring self involved movie, without seeing what’s actually going on…probably something by design….

So luckily, we still get our summery, slutty, tanline pics, because I like the good parts highlighted on some golden skinned babe…so here are some tanlines.

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2021

29

Jul

Everyone Needs one of these for the Apocalypse and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Gymnast Training

Flip Fail

This is a Really Amazing Dog…

Dog is Happy in the Pool

Crab on the Dick…

Road Rage…

DJ Catches the Bouquet Twice

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2021

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So much to talk about, so much going on, the world is fucking nutty….

But I’ll start with this….

I wonder a which point in the genetic modification of humans, through hormones in the food, plastics in the air and water, and who knows what other creepy top level secret shit we are exposed to, will men, who can apparently get pregnant, start to get their periods, because the day all men wake up bleeding from their dicks, because they are shedding their uterine lining, will probably be pretty chaotic for most…even if it gets celebrated by the creeps in the media as being a beautiful thing….

I’ve wondered why the journalist and media go along with the bullshit narrative and obvious lies….even CUCK Michael Rappaport is catching onto after 4 years or more of being a little angry tough guy acting bitch….

Am I a Hero or a Super Spreader? pic.twitter.com/urap6u6aTd

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) July 28, 2021

But today I found out something I didn’t know, which is that the Chinese Communist Party own Grindr…the gay app.

That is fucking hilarious to me, you know the dirt they have on closet cases sexting must be LIFE CHANGING….you know, the kind of thing that people would do whatever they are told to do to prevent it getting out…you know to save themselves like the self serving fucks they are….

It’s interesting how easy it is to manipulate people when you have graphic descriptions of their sexual fantasies, gay hook-ups and spread asshole pics…..

Hilarious…pussies are everywhere, but not the kind of pussies we want to fuck….

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Two Hot Models By the Pool Topless
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Rachael Ostovich Made an Appearance at Chargers Training Camp
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Rat Cow’s Finally Found an Ass
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Pizza Factory Made of Lego Blocks – Cool
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Ty Pennington Gets Engaged to a Hottie, I thought he was. Faggot.
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Dog Digs Out Crabs and Plays with THem
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This Girl Can Finally Give Bionic Handjobs Like a Normal Teen.
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Pacman Jones is Fighting in the Main Event of Barstool Sports’ Rough N’ Rowdy 15
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